No one to watch the playoffs with...what should I do?

[nickmanning214]

I'm lonely . And I can't go to a bar because I'm 20 with no ID.

[Jag8917]

I'm in the exact same boat although I don't mind it today. I turn 21 in 8 days.

[Lost Angel]

I'm lonely . And I can't go to a bar because I'm 20 with no ID.

"What should you do"?


Thats what you're asking?


and you're 20?



God.

Where do I begin......?


Start by enjoying being with yourself. You are the best friend you will ever have. Fun and Joy, socializing...over rated.

You'll probably live to 85 or worse....


this is just a day





what you should do


is have fun.








you can do this.

[jayc88]

fukk it, i'm watching alone too
get some beer, smokes , weed etc and enjoy the games
in my country most people dont even know what the nfl is

[nickmanning214]

Haha guys it's impossible for me to be depressed when there's Rangers Bruins at 1pm and playoff games in the afternoon/night. I'd just slightly prefer to be with people and if anyone has any good ideas I'd appreciate it. I'm in Manhattan btw.

[paco]

I'm lonely . And I can't go to a bar because I'm 20 with no ID.

what state do u live in? im sure they have some 18+ stripclubs in ur state? here in Detroit, majority of stripclubs are 21+, but we do have some 18+ which can stay open way later till like 4-5am but the bad thing is they dont serve alcohol, so most just get hammered in the parking lot 1st and then go in

[jgiun1]

I've been married for 20 years and I'm only 40........Trust me, enjoy the damn games with peace and quiet...You will see, not so freaking bad !!!!

[Lost Angel]

I'd just slightly prefer to be with people and if anyone has any good ideas I'd appreciate it. I'm in Manhattan btw.

Amazing.


A day will come when you will remember this.


and long for this "isolation" as rugrats run about the house bump into walls and shit mark on walls with markers and leave macaroni thats coated in yellowfunk strewn all over the kitchen.


what part of the glory of this day are you not comprehending?

[investor]

Honestly.... i like to roll up a fat blunt and watch the games on the couch. I have lots of money on the games, so i don't like being around people who have the opposite side, or are just getting excited because they have Fantasy football players on the other team.

[Lost Angel]

roll up a fat blunt and watch the games on the couch.

Thats what I should have said.

Sometimes? Honestly?

I feel like the motherfukking scarecrow in the movie wizard of oz


in need of a brain and shit



searching everywhere

even petitioning the sky for a motherfukking brain

[nickmanning214]

Guys I'm with you usually...but I have watched football by myself basically every week this year. I sort of just feel like not being alone today, but it's not the end of the world if I'm not.

Strip clubs...hmm...I like that idea, especially since I just got a bunch of money for Christmas. Plus I have a cold so overpriced orange juice seems appetizing. But is it really a football atmosphere, or is just a bunch of horny losers getting lapdances while football happens to be on but nobody cares?

[AMBlai01]

You are in manhattan and you can't find somewhere to go or something to do? How about ESPN Sportszone in Times Square? You will get to be around people watching the games and they allow people of all ages.....go to any other restaurant/bar.....DONE

[Lost Angel]

In Manhattan I ate hardboiled eggs at the Men's Shelter on 3rd street. They had a bus that all the homeless could get on to be taken to The Bronx where we were allowed to sleep on army cots in a military facility. Seemed like a long ways to go...too take bums to sleep....I never understood why they were unable to just put us somewhere in Manhattan.

One time the water pipe broke there and rustfilled water from like 1952 rained down on a guy as he slept in his cot. mainly we didn't sleep tho, someone always had wine.



Whenever you sleep in a Homeless shelter always they wake you up and make you get the fukk out as soon as the first ray of light hits the sky. Thats a big part of the reason that homeless people are so mad.

What I think is that the folks running the Homeless shelters think that these people (the homeless fukkers sleeping there) have somewhere they need to get to, like real early and shit, so they are doing the right thing by waking them up and putting them out into the cold cold coldass street like basically before even the churchbell itself has awakened.


I loved those hard boiled eggs.


When one rode the bus to The Bronx enough times they'd give you a pass...a piece of paper that you could take to The Paradise Hotel and then you could sleep there.

For, like, a week. It was literally ON Bowery Street LOL.....

right above CBGB's.


Blondie was below, ****ing paradise.......upstairs there were the most lost, the most wretched and hopeless....

just shows what a difference a few feet can make......and how it all comes down to what you do with the gifts you've been given.....


or don't do with them.





In the grand scheme of things....beyond this day


you should do volunteer work.


If you were to do this you would meet a girl that would be beyond even imaginable in terms of beauty.....


like off the charts.

[nickmanning214]

haha okay thanks guys! If anyone has anything personal and specific to add please do. I don't really want to go to ESPN zone because its more of a restaurant and I don't want a time limit. I might just chill here if I don't find anything.

[Lost Angel]

a bunch of horny losers getting lapdances while football happens to be on but nobody cares?

If you cop out and go to strip club you will hate yourself forever

and rightly so.


This is not hard.



Google the words bar lounge + whatever your bestbet is today NFLwise (cincy, nyj) and then the 3rd result that comes up...the 3rd bar or lounge that the name of which is produced, GO THERE.


But overall...do that volunteering...


solution, like, better on the grander scale.

[BadBeatBodog]

[Lost Angel]

Thanks for reminding us BatBeatBodog of the horror that comes of inbreeding.




I think your trailer is on fire.

[DwightShrute]

$19.99 + tax and grab a 6 pack of bud $2.99 (she won't drink any)

enjoy the games

[BadBeatBodog]

Thanks for reminding us BatBeatBodog of the horror that comes of inbreeding.




I think your trailer is on fire.

Actually my parents are siblings in law so it's not technically inbreeding.

[mcbaseball10]

Guys I'm with you usually...but I have watched football by myself basically every week this year. I sort of just feel like not being alone today, but it's not the end of the world if I'm not. Strip clubs...hmm...I like that idea, especially since I just got a bunch of money for Christmas. Plus I have a cold so overpriced orange juice seems appetizing. But is it really a football atmosphere, or is just a bunch of horny losers getting lapdances while football happens to be on but nobody cares?

Is there a Hooters nearby? There are usually girls your age working there that are tired of dealing with the old guys hitting on them. Give them some of that Christmas money you have when you first get there and explain that you want to just watch the game. Tell them your girlfriend just broke up with you and you need to get out of the house for the game. If you play your cards right, you may end up getting a phone number out of it.

[Lost Angel]

Actually my parents are siblings in law so it's not technically inbreeding.

o sry asswipe.

never joke about death tho and especially never ever say to someone "end your life".

because to do so BBB will equal 5times the massive weight of the universe eventually resting upon your chest.


Your meager and unstrong chest badbeat.


edit that post, take the suicide shit out.


Many never got a chance at redemption....I am giving you that here.


you have till kickoff of the Jets/Bungles. If that shooting guy is still in your post Peters gonna ask you at the gate:


"What the Fukk?




........Were you retarded?"

[podunk]

Is there a Hooters nearby? There are usually girls your age working there that are tired of dealing with the old guys hitting on them. Give them some of that Christmas money you have when you first get there and explain that you want to just watch the game. Tell them your girlfriend just broke up with you and you need to get out of the house for the game. If you play your cards right, you may end up getting a phone number out of it.

best advice

[paco]

$19.99 + tax and grab a 6 pack of bud $2.99 (she won't drink any) enjoy the games

[DwightShrute]

[podunk]

[nickmanning214]

Is there a Hooters nearby? There are usually girls your age working there that are tired of dealing with the old guys hitting on them. Give them some of that Christmas money you have when you first get there and explain that you want to just watch the game. Tell them your girlfriend just broke up with you and you need to get out of the house for the game. If you play your cards right, you may end up getting a phone number out of it.

I have received a lot of great advice from many great people throughout my life.

My father told me to stand up to the bully in elementary school. He wet his pants in fear, and I was respected then on.

My mother told me to let go of the animosity I had with my best friend over the fact that he made a move on my girlfriend. He felt so guilty that he decided to give me a lifetime's supply of marijuana whenever I wanted. I was then seen as the man who takes the high road.

My sister 16 year old sister was in the hospital with Palmer's Syndrome and 4 doctors with 20 year experience told me she needed risky surgery or she would die. Just before I signed my name, a 26 year old attractive female doctor right out of UCLA urged me not to sign because she had a hunch that the surgery would kill her. I took her advice and 24 hours later she started hallucinating, disproving the diagnosis. It turned out she had Ocho Cinco's Disease and the surgery would have killed her for sure.

But that is by far the greatest advice I have ever received. Thank you.

[Lost Angel]

Damn.

I didn't know there was a camera in the room

[Cougar Bait]

Okay mods, so a thread that I just created (below) was moved into private zone, but THIS THREAD about blow up dolls is still in players talk?

You people have lost your god damn mind.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/private-zone/313185-opinion-trannies.html

[jjgold]

I'm lonely . And I can't go to a bar because I'm 20 with no ID.

Watch it yourself you fuk like i do, never watch games with people.

[hillardoh]

eat chinese food

[mcbaseball10]

But that is by far the greatest advice I have ever received. Thank you.

Haha, glad I could help. Enjoy the game.