times are tough, so i will make you money

[dudekid]

hello fellow posters at SBR,
i know i havent posted here for a long time, however i have done my share of betting over the past couple years...needless to say i can pick you some guaranteed losers. ive tried research, fading, tailing, studying...hell i love the game and betting them just makes it that much more interesting...but i swear i cant pick a winner to save my life. i'll give ya my past 5 bets (i stopped even bothering with my spreadsheet because it was just too depressing to look at..but i'll give them anyway)


01/07
$22 to win $20 texas/bama UNDER 46 (LOSS) (that TX fumble with 2 min )
$22 to win $56 texas +4/under 46 PARLAY (LOSS)

01/06
$11 to win $10 NCABB: southern illinois -1 (LOSS)
$11 to win $10 NBA: lakers -5 (LOSS)

01/04
$11 to win $10 okc thunder (WIN)
$22 to win $20 TCU -7 (LOSS)

ok so that was 6 but you get the point. sure they are small bets but this is no recent trend and it adds up...so im offering my picks to sbr for free (of course) because they are losers. hell if you start winning big maybe you could toss me some points or something...not that it would matter, because i would instantly lose them in blackjack at the SBR casino. feel free to fade me and maybe you guys can win some money at my expense.

here it is, my first free loser pick for everyone:

NBA cleveland cavs -4.5
$44 to win $40

cleveland -4.5 against a completely depleted nuggets roster? sounds too good to be true? it is. sorry for anyone who happened to take cleveland but im taking them and i have a feeling this one is going down like the rest of them. here goes nothing (literally)

[Chi_archie]

ok let's do it kid dude!!!!


good luck getting better numbers on your plays in the future. could have had cleveland at -2 earlier


always gotta be careful about the too good to be true stuff...... watch out for that RLM

[dudekid]

yeah i know, its tough though, my guy uses scoresandodds and i cant lock in spreads i get them at what they are at tip off...kinda sucks i know...but it is what it is i really just play to play..more for the thrill of it so to speak...but im just hoping for a cavs blowout

[Dav_istating]

hoping this hits for ya.
Best of luck

[dudekid]

thanks dav, but its past the point of hope. doesnt matter what i take its destined to lose. chalk the cavs up to a loss, hope u guys took denver ML. ill work on my pick for tomorrow so check back to make some money

[aceking]

try again tomorrow!

[Shortstop]

Don't give up dude!

[dudekid]

oh dont worry, i wont give up. in fact its about that time again. got some big plays today guys, playoffs...

$44 to win $40: NY Jets +2.5
$44 to win $40: DAL Cowboys -3.5
4 team parlay, $22 to win $200: Jets, Jets Under 34.5, Cowboys, Cowboys over 45

there you are...should be some solid fade material for you guys. hopefully not, because if i hit this parlay ill be partying tonight

[podunk]

good luck. think the 'boys lose though

[ttwarrior1]

jets dude, ouch

[dudekid]

ya thats what i was thinking at the start too, another loser already...luckily they are playing a bit better but i need that scoring to slow up for my 4 teamer...34.5 points is low

[flyingillini]

La tuya guey

[dudekid]

NOOOOOOOOO BENSON dammit well there goes my 4 teamer...damn hopefully those jets can keep it up though

[dudekid]

just doubled up on the boys...lets get this romo even though you cant win the big games