The Loshak Show 1/7/10

[Mr. D]

Hi Seer,

My thoughts on Peter's current "look" are similar to yours, but i disagree with your view on the 3rd segment. Of course humor is very subjective and it's easy to understand how not everyone thought that was funny, but I certainly did. I took it as a tongue-in-cheek, rage against the "man" spot, but I'm not even positive that was Peter's intention. Maybe that's why it made me laugh, because I wasn't positive who he was making fun of?

Best regards,

Shannon

[1st and Ten]

You're a stud Shannon...you must of flagged a lot of ass in your hayday

[Matt Rain]

Solid pilot. Sign the guy to a multi-year, multi-$million contract before you lose him to one of the big networks.

[Nicky Santoro]

i was 50-50 on the mustache, but when he put on those shades, it clinched it. man did he look cool.. all he's missing is a bandana, and a Harley, and no one will fukk with him. he'd get every girl on the planet wanting to bang him. girls love that look..forget about smoking, it must be impossible to eat with that mustache. i am sure every bite he takes out of a hot dog, mustard must go all over it. petey boy probably spends 3 min eating a hot dog, and 4 minutes wiping off the mustard.. how can you eat with that?? and you can forget about soup, unless you want to give your mustache a bath.

boys, i swear, if you look at that girl closely, you will notice she never looked into petey's eyes. her eyes were always pointed right on the mustache. she was astonished by it.. she was either very impressed, or was scared. I think the right word is she was stunned. personally, i think she loved it. i don't think she's seen anything like it before. i swear to god, that mustache is so unique.

[onthewhat]

I want to bang that girl

[mcbaseball10]

Mr. Loshak, congratulations on the new show and do not shave your pornstache. Katy, welcome to the forum and I hope you stick around.

[nosniboR11]

nice try with the cricket thing but there is no way that blacks are better than whites , but real good on the fag statemetn

[jjgold]

I will drive this woman off the show, I liked the other girl better.

Loshak bangs these fuks and then gives them fukkin jobs. This fuk is unreal.

[Mr. D]

Hi JJ,

Katy really enjoyed those videos of yours that she watched, why so antagonistic? We think she's going to fit in well in an apprentice capacity, with some on-screen work. To the best of my knowledge she was NOT hired because of any relationship with Peter. Please don't run her off.

Best regards,

Shannon

[onthewhat]

JJ make a video about the new girl

[pavyracer]

I will drive this woman off the show, I liked the other girl better.

Loshak bangs these fuks and then gives them fukkin jobs. This fuk is unreal.

If she sees you naked she will leave the show.

[jjgold]

Shannon I can run anyone off. These Russians are trouble and plus this ........ Well forget it I will explain in video tomorrow.

[onthewhat]

[jjgold]

Paver I rip my shirt off in video I already got her in my bed.

All your doing is giving video material.

[pavyracer]

Paver I rip my shirt off in video I already got her in my bed.

All your doing is giving video material.

JJ I am giving you ideas. What a better way to show her who is the better man. Win her with your charm JJ not with your threats.

[onthewhat]

JJ don't forget she made fun of your spreadsheet

She said you can't pick winners

[Jaug]

This girl is weird, something is not right about her. Watch your backs when working with her. In BELLArussia, sports bet you.

On another note: invite beantownjim to the show. That would be hilarious.

[Nicky Santoro]

what is this girl guilty of?? besides not being able to take her eyes off that mustache??? do you blame her???

that mustache can easily be the 8th wonder of the world.. petey boy could sell tickets to see that mustache live in person..

He can charge 50$ a ticket to see that up close and sell out madison square garden in 15 minutes, and for 200$, he can sell backstage tickets and let the people actually touch it and caress it and play with it.. i know i'd fork up 200$ to rub my fingers through it.. it'd be the best 200$ ever spent..

They don't make mustaches like that anymore..

[Mr. D]

what is this girl guilty of?? besides not being able to take her eyes off that mustache??? do you blame her???

that mustache can easily be the 8th wonder of the world.. petey boy could sell tickets to see that mustache live in person..

He can charge 50$ a ticket to see that up close and sell out madison square garden in 15 minutes, and for 200$, he can sell backstage tickets and let the people actually touch it and caress it and play with it.. i know i'd fork up 200$ to rub my fingers through it.. it'd be the best 200$ ever spent..

They don't make mustaches like that anymore..

Hi Nicky,

I have to ask, because sometimes it seems to me that you are taking the Mickey out on people with your compliments (How did Brock KNOW?): Are you honestly are that awe-struck with Peter's gimmicky facial hair? Thanks in advance for your response!


Best regards,


Shannon

[Nicky Santoro]

shanner buddy, it's original. yesterday i left the house for 4 hrs, did not see 1 guy wearing a mustache. no one does it anymore. yet our old pal petey boy still sports one. and he carries it well.. i wish i can grow one like that.. i have tried, but i can't.. and i am a hairy guy.. it always ends up all crooked and looks horrible. i envy the kid.

i am sure he gets a lot of stares when he walks outside with it.. i swear i am trying to think of more than 3 guys in the last 20 yrs that have had one, and i can't.. only tom selleck and geraldo rivera come to mind. he is original, i'll give him that.. and yes, i do love it..

i'm telling you man, i'd really pay top dollar right now to be able to just touch it.. never seen such a perfect mustache before. i am sure that girl katie was fantasizing about peter while he was talkign to her. if you look at her good, she had a hard time focusing on what he was saying because if you look good, she didnn't once take her eyes off the mustache while he was talking to her..

I think katie wants to sleep with him.................... and his mustache..

[jjgold]

This girl has an agenda here and I will figure it out sooner than later.

[dogcity]

Like the pilot. Don't know if Katy knows what she's in for.

Given the format...why don't you have a 'Top Ten' list (a la Letterman)? Throw out a 'list' topic on Player's Talk...have SBR'ers offer possible answers...read out the top ten on the following show...

...for example...

"Top Ten Uses for Loshak's stache"

[spurginobili]

Grow the handlebars.



Nice premier. Have a martini before you go on.

[Flight]

You need a sign off; "You stay classy SBR" or something

[dogcity]

Thanks for the points
How about this one ... "Top Ten Reasons Why Shanty Won't Answer the Phone"

[RogueJuror]

because I wasn't positive who he was making fun of

yep that's loshy



hey lochette, she said belorussia not russia

lochette if you want to bang her for free at least get her country right man

loshy tell her about that time we were riding with the haitian cabbie in miami speaking in creole eating mickeyds like the white boys like to call it

[Mr. D]

yep that's loshy

Hi RogueJuror,

Good to see you around, maybe that could be part of his theme song:

"Yep, that's Loshy".


Lots of good suggestions here folks, and for that I thank you. Peter and his team have plenty of ideas but sure aren't above taking requests or reading criticism. One question I still have, is the term "overseer" some sort of obscure Star Wars reference or maybe from the Lord of the Rings? Or was Peter really comparing SBR to an ante-bellum plantation?


Best regards,

Shannon

[Robyn]

I think he was inferring that the lot of you are similar to Greek Gods sitting on a cloud lol'ing at the rest of us.

[Mr. D]

Hi Robyn,

Thanks for the insight, you may be on to something there. Can't speak for the rest of the "overlords" but i do tend to find humor in just about everything. Afterwards, when I thanked Peter for the opportunity to play his straight man, I asked him the same question. His response:


"Swing Lo, Sweet Char-i-ot...."

In addition to his other obvious gifts, Peter posesses a beautiful singing voice.


Best regards,

Shannon

[Robyn]

I am sure it isn't easy what you guys do, trying to run a business while making your customers and posters happy. I do not envy your position.

Just know that you have one hell of a talent in Loshak and hold on tight to that. I am personally glad to see that SBR is investing more resources into the audio-visual aspect of the business. As you have seen from JJ's success, the videos can be quite a hit. Just don't overdo it. Remember, less is more. Keep us hungry for quality. I may not post here as often as I used to, but you can guarantee that I will always come here to view The Loshak Show.

Stay sexy, Shannon.

Robyn

[pavyracer]

I see a bromance brewing between Peter and Shannon. Can we incorporate this into the show please?

[Jaug]

Addressing Recent Controversy Over The N-Word

I just have to ask, is this a level?

[Mr. D]

Hi Pavy,

Don't let the moustache fool you, I'm at least 64% sure both of us are hetero. Hopefully the "bromance" motif is no longer current, but that really was a luxurious mustache Pete was sporting. Good points, Robyn, thanks very much. Jaug, the video you ask about is pretty much just Peter being Peter, the odds against it being on the level are pretty steep.


Best regards,

Shannon

[Brock Landers]

should have me on to make people money in college hoops
the big ten resident expert at sbr will field all questions

[Nicky Santoro]

Brock Landers is indeed a professional gambler. i still don't know how the hell he knew that day back in April that the cin game would go over 9.5..

i still think he cheated.. how else would he have known this..

The kid is either connected in the mafia, or he's pure genius.. ......... or both...