What is the purpose of non-alcoholic beer?

[SlickFazzer]

[MickChunky]

For pregnant women, when they get the taste for beer

[Flight]

I heard it has 0.1% alcohol by volume. In high school we used to drink 20+ of them to see if we could catch a buzz.

[SlickFazzer]

I heard it has 0.1% alcohol by volume. In high school we used to drink 20+ of them to see if we could catch a buzz.

[DrStale]

I heard it has 0.1% alcohol by volume. In high school we used to drink 20+ of them to see if we could catch a buzz.

Does that make you a non-alcoholic?

[podunk]

[minor threat]

The only reason I've ever heard of it is to give you a story to cover your breath when you've been drinkin'.

[JohnGalt2341]

It makes lightweights feel like they have a high tolerance.

[DrStale]

The only reason I've ever heard of it is to give you a story to cover your breath when you've been drinkin'.

Yeah I bet the cops have never heard that one. "Oh you've been drinking non-alcoholic beer? Well then have a good night sir!"

[JohnGalt2341]

Yeah I bet the cops have never heard that one. "Oh you've been drinking non-alcoholic beer? Well then have a good night sir!"

I'm working on inventing some non-alcoholic Whiskey so hard liquor drinkers can use the same excuse.

[pavyracer]

It's not completely alcohol free. It tastes like piss so if you are trying to get drunk you have to spend lots of money and drink piss.

[obamaismyuncle]

Non-alcoholic beer is as stupid as it gets.

[RogueScholar]

It's for those of us with DUI's.

[pattymayo]

it does have a very small amount of alcohol in it but for the amount of times you'd have to pee you could never get drunk off it

I've always wanted to drive around with a bottle of O'Douls or St. Pauly Girl in my hand and get pulled over and see what happens

[moses millsap]

its beyond pointless

probably would get more f'd up drinking real urine

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

to sell a product that does nothing

[2PLAYSMAX]

I've always wanted to drive around with a bottle of O'Douls or St. Pauly Girl in my hand and get pulled over and see what happens

[Mac4Lyfe]

So that folks can act like stupid asses and still have an excuse.

[PAPSMEAR]

drink it when your goin to take down your local poker buddies when there gettin hammered, they think you are as well, but your as sharp as a tack and clean them out. other than that it is pointless as an ashtray on a motorbike

[Shortstop]

Non-alcoholic beer is to SBR Points what vodka is to real money gambling.

[eidolon]

In High School I thought about getting a keg of non-alcoholic beer just to watch all the fakers.

[pavyracer]

In High School I thought about getting a keg of non-alcoholic beer just to watch all the fakers.

Let me know which beer company makes non-alcoholic beer kegs.

[Chi_archie]

waste

[MJT1212]

They're for weining alcoholics off the real stuff. I saw a guy POUNDING O'dhouls last night.

[RogueScholar]

Non-alcoholic beer is to SBR Points what vodka is to real money gambling.

I believe you meant to say that near-beer is to vodka what SBR Points is to wagering real money.

[Nicky Santoro]

regular beer tastes like crap.. i can imagine how non alcoholic beer must taste.. yuckkkkkkkk..

[BubbleBobble]

regular beer tastes like crap.. i can imagine how non alcoholic beer must taste.. yuckkkkkkkk..

For USA/Canada beers that might easily be true, but believe it or not: there is good beer in other countries

[INVEGA MAN]

Its the same when people drink decaf coffee. They like the taste of the beer or coffee

[MJT1212]

For USA/Canada beers that might easily be true, but believe it or not: there is good beer in other countries

We have imports, so your beer is in our country too, we drink whatever we feel like from wherever we feel like every night/ day for some.

[DrStale]

We have imports, so your beer is in our country too, we drink whatever we feel like from wherever we feel like every night/ day for some.

Just because we get Heineken and Amstel Light does not mean we are getting every beer from outside the country. If you actually went to Germany, Ireland, etc. you would find plenty of good beers that you wont see at the liquor store down the street, and they will be better than the ones you do see in the liquor store. Stop being a condescending American jackass.

[Nicky Santoro]

For USA/Canada beers that might easily be true, but believe it or not: there is good beer in other countries

bubble boy, not saying we dont' ahve good beer here, just saying i hate the taste of beer.. i find it tastes very bitter and doesnt[ have much flavor. i dont know* what people see in it.they must be drinking it jsut to get tipsy or drunk. it cnanot be bcause of the taste. i bet anyone here that 93% of people wold not touch beer again if it never got you drunk. if it was for the taste only hardly anyone would drink it.

my beverage of choice is this. this kills beer anyday



or even a glass of this kills beer. much more tasty.




chocolate milk.

[mr. leisure]

Do you have to be 21 to buy non-alcoholic beer ?