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  • podunk
    SBR MVP
    • 11-12-09
    • 3455

    #1
    Do you stand or sit while peeing?
    Standing now.....
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    stand no doubt. but sit for bowel movements.
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    • DrStale
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-07-08
      • 9692

      #3
      Stand, because I have a penis.
      Originally posted by Dark Horse
      If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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      • Slim
        SBR MVP
        • 11-13-08
        • 4722

        #4
        I like to piss in the sink. I rarely piss in the toilet.
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        • TheLock
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-06-08
          • 14427

          #5
          Originally posted by DrStale
          Stand, because I have a penis.


          This.


          If you sit while taking a piss and you don't have some debilitating chronic illness, a man-card revocation is in order.
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          • podunk
            SBR MVP
            • 11-12-09
            • 3455

            #6
            Originally posted by Slim
            I like to piss in the sink. I rarely piss in the toilet.
            so you stand or sit?
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            • UntilTheNDofTimE
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 05-29-08
              • 9285

              #7
              who the fawk sits when they piss
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              • teaserpleaser
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                • 08-14-08
                • 26015

                #8
                i used to make my roommate sit when he pissed dude couldnt hit the target got sick of cleaning up another dudes piss... fukked up i know i piss standing up
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                • UntilTheNDofTimE
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 05-29-08
                  • 9285

                  #9
                  Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                  i used to make my roommate sit when he pissed dude couldnt hit the target got sick of cleaning up another dudes piss...
                  Only time i sit is when extremely drunk at someone elses house, just in case.
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                  • PAPSMEAR
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-13-09
                    • 2581

                    #10
                    all liars

                    we all sit down to piss

                    i'm guessin that when your takin a dump you don't stand up half way through laying cable to have a slash
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                    • teaserpleaser
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                      • 08-14-08
                      • 26015

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PAPSMEAR
                      all liars

                      we all sit down to piss

                      i'm guessin that when your takin a dump you don't stand up half way through laying cable to have a slash
                      I shit then piss in the shower...
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                      • PAPSMEAR
                        SBR MVP
                        • 02-13-09
                        • 2581

                        #12
                        so you never piss when takin a dump???
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                        • teaserpleaser
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                          • 08-14-08
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                          #13
                          I try not too, sometimes my dick falls into the water... I hate that so i try to avoid if possible.
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                          • PAPSMEAR
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-13-09
                            • 2581

                            #14
                            Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                            I try not too, sometimes my dick falls into the water... I hate that so i try to avoid if possible.
                            attach a snorkle to it
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                            • teaserpleaser
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                              • 08-14-08
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                              #15
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                              • mcbaseball10
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-11-09
                                • 2866

                                #16
                                I piss standing up unless..When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will go into the bathroom without turning on the lights and sit down to piss. Less disruptive to getting back to sleep. Try it, you won't be disappointed.
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                                • Deuce
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                                  • 01-12-08
                                  • 29843

                                  #17
                                  Every morning I walk by the toilet and piss in the shower standing up. Makes pissing with morning wood less agravating. Also, the only time I ever sit down to piss is when I drop trow to shit. I also piss in the sink occasionally. Sometimes bottles, jugs, jars, cups, cans, etc.
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                                  • sickler
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-05-08
                                    • 15006

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mcbaseball10
                                    I piss standing up unless..When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will go into the bathroom without turning on the lights and sit down to piss. Less disruptive to getting back to sleep. Try it, you won't be disappointed.
                                    You'll never get me to sit 'n' piss unless I'm physically unable to stand. Would rather piss on the floor than take a seat. The potty training days are long gone.
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                                    • Deuce
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                                      • 01-12-08
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sickler
                                      You'll never get me to sit 'n' piss unless I'm physically unable to stand. Would rather piss on the floor than take a seat. The potty training days are long gone.
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                                      • Richkas
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-03-08
                                        • 19396

                                        #20
                                        At my own home I sit. Stand away from home.
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                                        • Tail My Lock
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                                          • 01-01-10
                                          • 68

                                          #21
                                          I piss in the back yard.
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                                          • Nicky Santoro
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 04-08-08
                                            • 16103

                                            #22
                                            depends..

                                            during the day... i stand. but i do sit too at times.

                                            if i wake up at 4 am, i sit down all the time... too tired to stand..



                                            sitting while pissing is underrated. it really is great to sit at times and just relax and pee.. maybe check my scores on phone..or even talk on the cell.. it's a great place to wind down and just relax..and we all know how great it feels to piss. to release that.. oooooooooh yaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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                                            • Matt Rain
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                                              • 02-13-07
                                              • 5001

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Richkas
                                              At my own home I sit. Stand away from home.
                                              This. Toilet is inches away from the wall in my place. Cleaning up your own "pee shrapnel" is disgusting.
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                                              • Deuce
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                                                • 01-12-08
                                                • 29843

                                                #24
                                                How do you queers tuck your cock and balls and sit to piss? It's so fukking girly. Grow a set, stand, piss, shake your cock twice, 3 times is playing with yourself, tuck back in your trousers, fly out the door like Cosmo Kramer.
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                                                • sickler
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                                                  • 06-05-08
                                                  • 15006

                                                  #25
                                                  Deuce, this is unreal. Men sitting to piss.





                                                  The wait is over. Welcome to SBR forum.
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                                                  • PingPong
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 11-10-08
                                                    • 988

                                                    #26
                                                    i used to sit in the morning when i was f*cking tired
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                                                    • JEK
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 08-27-09
                                                      • 260

                                                      #27
                                                      The better question, if you sit, does that mean your gay?
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                                                      • Richkas
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 02-03-08
                                                        • 19396

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Deuce
                                                        How do you queers tuck your cock and balls and sit to piss? It's so fukking girly. Grow a set, stand, piss, shake your cock twice, 3 times is playing with yourself, tuck back in your trousers, fly out the door like Cosmo Kramer.
                                                        I do when I'm not at home because I dont give a phuck and I'm usually in a hurry. But my bathroom at home is spotless. Not gonna happen. When I have guest, first thing I do when they leave is clean the john.
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                                                        • FishFace5
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-15-09
                                                          • 1768

                                                          #29
                                                          COME ON.... No male should ever be sitting to piss. Females sit, thats it, no excuses.

                                                          A better question would be do you sit or stand to wipe??? I'm a stander. Can't help it. To be honest I didn't even know people remained sitting til I had this conversation with my boyz recently.
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                                                          • teaserpleaser
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                                                            • 08-14-08
                                                            • 26015

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Deuce
                                                            How do you queers tuck your cock and balls and sit to piss? It's so fukking girly. Grow a set, stand, piss, shake your cock twice, 3 times is playing with yourself, tuck back in your trousers, fly out the door like Cosmo Kramer.
                                                            in the a.m. the water is soo cold
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