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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Attention Jewish Americans: I Might Host A Mini Party
    Korban Pesach's
  • paco
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-07-09
    • 62873

    #2
    Am I not allowed since I am a Muslim? I thought u liked me coach?
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    • pavyracer
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-12-07
      • 82897

      #3
      How about Jews of Israel? African Jews? Are they invided JJ?
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      • Dunder
        Restricted User
        • 10-26-09
        • 3345

        #4
        Originally posted by pavyracer
        How about Jews of Israel? African Jews? Are they invided JJ?
        What about if you are half Jewish or half American?
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        • MJT1212
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-16-09
          • 5124

          #5
          Put on your gambling outfit, it's going to be a fun night!
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Half Jews are ok if you can prove it

            Paco I like you but there could be an incident if you come.

            Muslims and Jews clash at times and have some different views.
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            • paco
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-07-09
              • 62873

              #7
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Half Jews are ok if you can prove it

              Paco I like you but there could be an incident if you come.

              Muslims and Jews clash at times and have some different views.
              A 5th of hennessy and a 5th of grey goose , and some coke will have us all hugging
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              • Cougar Bait
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-04-07
                • 18282

                #8
                David Van Patten: They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.
                Craig McDermott: Are you sure that's Paul Allen over there?
                Timothy Bryce: Yes. McDufus, I am.
                Craig McDermott: He's handling the Fisher account.
                Timothy Bryce: Lucky bastard.
                Craig McDermott: Lucky Jew bastard.
                Patrick Bateman: Oh, Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?
                Craig McDermott: Listen. I've seen the bastard sitting in his office on the phone with CEOs, spinning a ****ing menorah. The bastard brought a Hanukkah bush into the office last December.
                Patrick Bateman: You spin a dreidel, McDermott, not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.
                Craig McDermott: Oh, my God. Bateman, do you want me to fry you up some ****ing potato pancakes? Some latkes?
                Patrick Bateman: No. Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
                Craig McDermott: Oh, I forgot. Bateman's dating someone from the ACLU.
                Timothy Bryce: The voice of reason... the boy next door.
                [looks at restaurant bill]
                Timothy Bryce: Speaking of reasonable, only $570...
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                • paco
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-07-09
                  • 62873

                  #9
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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63172

                    #10
                    is slickfazzer a Jew?
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                    • 1st and Ten
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 11-13-09
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Chi_archie
                      is slickfazzer a Jew?
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                      • yisman
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-01-08
                        • 75682

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold

                        Paco I like you but there could be an incident if you come.

                        Muslims and Jews clash at times and have some different views.

                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                        [/quote]

                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                        • brock
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-07-08
                          • 8356

                          #13
                          Do I have to be circumcised.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            cut guys only

                            cougar

                            Fazzer is Jewish
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                            • BEANTOWNJIM
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-12-05
                              • 4610

                              #15
                              BRILLIANT JJGOLD YOU THROW A PARTY FOR ALL THE JEWS JUST MAKE SURE YOU LET ME KNOW WHERE IT IS SO I CAN FIRE A MALTAF COACKTAIL IN THE DOOR

                              HOW DO YOU GET 100 JEWS IN A ROOM JJGOLD

                              TELL THEM THERES CHINESE FOOD

                              I JUST MADE THAT UP

                              JJGOLD GET ALL THE JEWS IN A ROOM AND I WILL FIRE BOMB THE F-CKING PLACE
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82897

                                #16
                                People will have to drop their pants at the door so JJ can check if they are cut. Good luck guys!
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                                • SlickFazzer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-22-08
                                  • 20209

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  cut guys only

                                  cougar

                                  Fazzer is Jewish
                                  what time JJ. In Newark? email me your directions again.
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                                  • minet123
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-17-07
                                    • 10280

                                    #18
                                    No Catholic Philadelphian's allowed
                                    I was going to bring Mel Gibson's "passion" on dvd for us to watch
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                                    • Sam Odom
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-30-05
                                      • 58063

                                      #19
                                      Be there in a sec , I'm bringing


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                                      • pavyracer
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-12-07
                                        • 82897

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by minet123
                                        No Catholic Philadelphian's allowed
                                        I was going to bring Mel Gibson's "passion" on dvd for us to watch
                                        If you bring Charleston Heston's "Ten Commandments" you will be allowed to attend as long as you drop your pants to verify you are cut.
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                                        • Brocc
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-25-09
                                          • 1660

                                          #21
                                          Just announce free food & frink...all the jews will show up
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                                          • flyingillini
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-06-06
                                            • 41219

                                            #22
                                            When I was growing up we had a huge Pesach at our home. As I got older it doesn't even happen anymore. It is a great time hiding the Matza was the best. I used to get a few hundred growing up just finding the piece that fit! We had one hell of a Seder dinner growing up!
                                            המוסד‎
                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                            • SlickFazzer
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-22-08
                                              • 20209

                                              #23
                                              Peace be with you Illini.
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                                              • Jaug
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 01-11-09
                                                • 3087

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Brocc
                                                Just announce free food & frink...all the jews will show up
                                                This
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                                                • SlickFazzer
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-22-08
                                                  • 20209

                                                  #25
                                                  whats the date on this?
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                                                  • yisman
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-01-08
                                                    • 75682

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brocc
                                                    Just announce free food & frink...all the jews will show up
                                                    yeah, who doesn't love frink? Even Muslims do, I thinl.
                                                    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                    [/quote]

                                                    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                    • SlickFazzer
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-22-08
                                                      • 20209

                                                      #27
                                                      I heard Jewish girls don't like to give head...not sure if true or not.
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                                                      • robmpink
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-09-07
                                                        • 13205

                                                        #28
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                                                        • BGS 9.5
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-10-08
                                                          • 4628

                                                          #29
                                                          I am really good friends with a jew - can I come???
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                                                          • SlickFazzer
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-22-08
                                                            • 20209

                                                            #30
                                                            Do jewish people drink more than others?
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                                                            • wtf
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-22-08
                                                              • 12983

                                                              #31
                                                              i am going to hold a party for all non-jews

                                                              ok?

                                                              or am i now an anti semite
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