Fuk this is irritating, one of my favorite snacks is Little Debbie Peanut Butter Crunch bars and motherfukin hell no matter how perfectly untouched the box looks when I buy it when I get home and open it the bars look they the stockboys took batting practice with em
Motherfuk this sucks, I mean I guess I could pour the bars in a fukin bowl and spoon em into my mouth but shit what Twilight Zone shit happens to the bars themselves everytime, I mean how does the box remain so perfect and all the bars get crushed
My theory is that as the packages of bars come down the assembly line they take a fukin sledgehammer and bash 2 out of 3 packages of bars, ya see that way when you pay for a box of 12 bars youll have around 4 bars to enjoy so you cant go back to the store you bought it from and say holy fukin shit you sold me a box of peanut dust bc youve eaten a third of the contents and maybe tried to pour some of the fragments of the other bars into your mouth before throwing the box away and having to return to the store and buy another box
This is the only logical explanation bc the box could hang in a fukin museum I mean this thing is absolutely fukin perfect, if the corners were dented or anything I would choose a different box but somehow the contents inside the box look like they were run through a fukin blender
Motherfuk this sucks, I mean I guess I could pour the bars in a fukin bowl and spoon em into my mouth but shit what Twilight Zone shit happens to the bars themselves everytime, I mean how does the box remain so perfect and all the bars get crushed
My theory is that as the packages of bars come down the assembly line they take a fukin sledgehammer and bash 2 out of 3 packages of bars, ya see that way when you pay for a box of 12 bars youll have around 4 bars to enjoy so you cant go back to the store you bought it from and say holy fukin shit you sold me a box of peanut dust bc youve eaten a third of the contents and maybe tried to pour some of the fragments of the other bars into your mouth before throwing the box away and having to return to the store and buy another box
This is the only logical explanation bc the box could hang in a fukin museum I mean this thing is absolutely fukin perfect, if the corners were dented or anything I would choose a different box but somehow the contents inside the box look like they were run through a fukin blender