Crushed snacks from the grocery store, man this fukin sucks!!!!

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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    Crushed snacks from the grocery store, man this fukin sucks!!!!
    Fuk this is irritating, one of my favorite snacks is Little Debbie Peanut Butter Crunch bars and motherfukin hell no matter how perfectly untouched the box looks when I buy it when I get home and open it the bars look they the stockboys took batting practice with em

    Motherfuk this sucks, I mean I guess I could pour the bars in a fukin bowl and spoon em into my mouth but shit what Twilight Zone shit happens to the bars themselves everytime, I mean how does the box remain so perfect and all the bars get crushed

    My theory is that as the packages of bars come down the assembly line they take a fukin sledgehammer and bash 2 out of 3 packages of bars, ya see that way when you pay for a box of 12 bars youll have around 4 bars to enjoy so you cant go back to the store you bought it from and say holy fukin shit you sold me a box of peanut dust bc youve eaten a third of the contents and maybe tried to pour some of the fragments of the other bars into your mouth before throwing the box away and having to return to the store and buy another box

    This is the only logical explanation bc the box could hang in a fukin museum I mean this thing is absolutely fukin perfect, if the corners were dented or anything I would choose a different box but somehow the contents inside the box look like they were run through a fukin blender
  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #2
    I have zero food here I should make a video and show fridge, cupboards. Literally, empty.
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    • bettilimbroke999
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-04-08
      • 13254

      #3
      That sucks, I like to eat snacks while Im watchin TV
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      • BurtRapp
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-08
        • 2410

        #4
        I'm a lil debbie FAN. Zebra Cakes are whats happening
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        • UntilTheNDofTimE
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 05-29-08
          • 9285

          #5
          Im focking Hungry as well, not having a car sucks. Used to make runs every night.
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          • bettilimbroke999
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-04-08
            • 13254

            #6
            A late night snack run is very good, especially if you're a bit of an insomniac like I am
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            • UntilTheNDofTimE
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              • 05-29-08
              • 9285

              #7
              Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
              A late night snack run is very good, especially if you're a bit of an insomniac like I am
              Yea runs to Jack n the box, In n out, taco bell, n wallmart to buy snacks pizzas were great. I'll get a car in a few months when i get my license back , so i proceed to stuff myself again.
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              • BurtRapp
                SBR MVP
                • 01-10-08
                • 2410

                #8
                taco Bell is always a nice late move. They are giving the stuff away. You can feast for about 5.45
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                • UntilTheNDofTimE
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                  • 05-29-08
                  • 9285

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BurtRapp
                  taco Bell is always a nice late move. They are giving the stuff away. You can feast for about 5.45
                  Yea I wud go n get like 6 things, or you go and get like 10 tacos for 5 bucks at J n the B
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                  • bettilimbroke999
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-04-08
                    • 13254

                    #10
                    Their 89 cent 5 layer burrito they got goin right now is like a dinner, I mean if you can get two of those down your full for the rest of the night and your gettin change back from 2 dollars
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                    • BurtRapp
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-10-08
                      • 2410

                      #11
                      so phukkin cheap there now. If I was homeless and another night like this I might be. I would eat there everyday with panhandling money.
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                      • MJFtheGenius
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                        • 05-31-07
                        • 7257

                        #12
                        unreall
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                        • yisman
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-01-08
                          • 75682

                          #13
                          yeah, this happened to me recently with Keebler cookies.

                          Came in those plastic ribbed rows inside a plastic wrapper.

                          Open it up, and almost all the cookies were crushed into small pieces. Ate it anyway, but it was annoying.

                          The next time I bought I tried to feel if it was crushed. It didn't, but a lot of broken pieces again (not as bad as the previous time, though).

                          Haven't bought it again, partially due to that.

                          All I've had this week are some Hershey kisses (which melted when I left them on the radiator overnight. Refroze, but it messes up the texture) and popcorn, and now it's all gone.

                          I have to figure something out for the BS Championship.

                          I wanted to get cake this week, but the bakery has a sale only one day a week on that and this week they didn't have the "coffee cakes" that are chocolate-based.

                          Not many other options. Car not available tomorrow, so bigger supermarkets are not an option.

                          Ugh. Not a very interesting account of my battle for snacks this week.


                          My theory is that as the packages of bars come down the assembly line they take a fukin sledgehammer and bash 2 out of 3 packages of bars, ya see that way when you pay for a box of 12 bars youll have around 4 bars to enjoy so you cant go back to the store you bought it from and say holy fukin shit you sold me a box of peanut dust bc youve eaten a third of the contents and maybe tried to pour some of the fragments of the other bars into your mouth before throwing the box away and having to return to the store and buy another box

                          This is the only logical explanation bc the box could hang in a fukin museum I mean this thing is absolutely fukin perfect, if the corners were dented or anything I would choose a different box but somehow the contents inside the box look like they were run through a fukin blender
                          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                          [/quote]

                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                          • yisman
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-01-08
                            • 75682

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                            That sucks, I like to eat snacks while Im watchin TV
                            yeah, I don't eat snacks otherwise, basically.

                            I always have to have something when I'm watching a game on TV.

                            If I watch a show, it's not critical, but I'll eat if I have something.

                            Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                            Their 89 cent 5 layer burrito they got goin right now is like a dinner, I mean if you can get two of those down your full for the rest of the night and your gettin change back from 2 dollars
                            Only reason I even know about that is because they keep running those "inside deal" ads.
                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                            [/quote]

                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                            • Richkas
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-03-08
                              • 19396

                              #15
                              That sucks. One of my Little Debbie favs also.
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                              • MJFtheGenius
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                                • 05-31-07
                                • 7257

                                #16
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                                • MJFtheGenius
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                                  • 05-31-07
                                  • 7257

                                  #17
                                  In Philly area we do Tastykakes
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                                  • Shortstop
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                                    • 01-02-09
                                    • 27281

                                    #18
                                    broke, next time open up the box at the store before you buy them. I do it all the time. If they're fine go ahead and buy them. If they're crushed or have some contents missing, take it up to customer service and ask if you can have them for free.
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