attack left Woods with a deep cut on the cheek and two missing front teeth

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  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 103716

    #1
    attack left Woods with a deep cut on the cheek and two missing front teeth
    Pat Burns offers up inside scoop on Woods



    Pat Burns, a former police officer and head coach in the NHL, spoke to friends on the Florida police force about Tiger Woods. (Jacques Boissinot/Canadian Press)Former NHL head coach Pat Burns has offered his take on what happened to Tiger Woods on the night the world's best golfer crashed his SUV outside his Florida home.
    During his daily interview with CKAC Sports radio Tuesday in Montreal, Burns says he was told by police acquaintances in Florida that Woods's wife, Elin Nordegren, hit her husband with a golf club after reading text messages from another woman on his cellphone.
    He says the attack left Woods with a deep cut on the cheek and two missing front teeth.
    Burns, who is a former police officer and lives in Florida, says it was at that point that Woods fled for his car, with his wife in pursuit.
    Neither Woods nor his wife have spoken publicly about what happened that night.
    But the unsubstantiated story of the missing teeth and golf club has made the rounds on the Internet.
    Burns said Woods was not immediately available to the police following the incident because he was in Phoenix having emergency dental and plastic surgery.
    The Florida Highway Patrol, however, has said Woods had a "fat lip" but no other visible facial injuries when he met with officers four days after the car accident.
    More than a dozen women have come forward claiming they've had affairs with the famous athlete, who has two young children with Nordegren.






    how do you hammer somebody with a golf club and not get charged with assault
  • StraitShooter
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-22-09
    • 10464

    #2
    how ironic that she used a golf club
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      wow, pretty major damage if he lost two front teef
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      • StraitShooter
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-22-09
        • 10464

        #4
        Originally posted by DwightShrute

        how do you hammer somebody with a golf club and not get charged with assault
        when the guy you hit is a liar

        kinda like castro being dead and the commies are such liars they cant admit it
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        • OverUnder
          SBR MVP
          • 12-31-09
          • 3126

          #5
          Originally posted by StraitShooter
          when the guy you hit is a liar

          kinda like castro being dead and the commies are such liars they cant admit it
          +1
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          • tmorton
            Restricted User
            • 11-15-09
            • 560

            #6
            Originally posted by Chi_archie
            wow, pretty major damage if he lost two front teef
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            • DwightShrute
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 01-17-09
              • 103716

              #7
              I wonder if all he wanted for Xmas was his 2 front teeth?

              nevermind
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              • SRBI
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-20-09
                • 8393

                #8
                Poor Woods, he was just pimpin, nothin wrong with that, he just shoulda never married that crazy bitch.
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                • Richkas
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-03-08
                  • 19396

                  #9
                  how do you hammer somebody with a golf club and not get charged with assault

                  Some people deserve to get hammered
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                  • stevek173
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-29-08
                    • 27598

                    #10
                    i want pics, even if they are fake inquirer ones!
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                    • StraitShooter
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-22-09
                      • 10464

                      #11
                      gotta admit all those girls have two things in common

                      they are hot and fake as ****
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                      • seaborneq
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-08-06
                        • 22556

                        #12
                        She had to ambush him while he was asleep. Who else is up at 2:30am waiting someone to hit them in the face with a golf club? If she had the right club he should have a concussion, no front teeth, and a permanent scar on the mouth region. If he had died, Forensic Files would show that he was ambushed because of the lack of bruises on his hand and arms in self defense. It still could make Forensic Files though, she is not through with him yet.
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82897

                          #13
                          What a dumbass. If I worth a billion dollars I would have 2 cell phone numbers. One for my wife and one for my girlfriends. I would also make sure I won't bring the cell phone in the house on Thanksgiving. Some people are so dumb. I can imagine this happening. They are eating dinner with all the family. Tiger's phone is laying on the coffee table. An incoming text message sound is heard. Tiger's wife volunteers to check his phone out. She picks it up and finds a racy message from one of his girlfriends. The rest is history..
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                          • podunk
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-12-09
                            • 3455

                            #14
                            i still give the man props
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                            • SRBI
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-20-09
                              • 8393

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                              What a dumbass. If I worth a billion dollars I would have 2 cell phone numbers. One for my wife and on for my girlfriends. I would also make sure I won't bring the cell phone in the house on Thanksgiving. Some people are so dumb. I can imagine this happening. They are eating dinner with all the family. Tiger's phone is laying on the coffee table. An incoming text message sound is heard. Tiger's wife volunteers to check his phone out. She picks it up and finds a racy message from one of his girlfriends. The rest is history..
                              Is that how it happened? Ouch.
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                              • reno cool
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-02-08
                                • 3567

                                #16
                                I can't believe the dignified looking former coach of the Maple Leafs is a cop and a roomer monger.
                                bird bird da bird's da word
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                                • reno cool
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-02-08
                                  • 3567

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                  when the guy you hit is a liar

                                  kinda like castro being dead and the commies are such liars they cant admit it



                                  Where's this coming from? Bay of Pigs didn't turn out well for you?
                                  bird bird da bird's da word
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                                  • Capybara
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-17-08
                                    • 11803

                                    #18
                                    Wait a second... Tiger Woods, champion professional athlete, has to flee to his car from his wife??!! Now THAT is frickin' embarrassing!!!!! He better HOPE no one believes this!!
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                                    • bettilimbroke999
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 02-04-08
                                      • 13254

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DwightShrute

                                      how do you hammer somebody with a golf club and not get charged with assault
                                      Its called bein a woman, if a man had found out his wife was cheating and did the same thing hed prolly have gotten a couple years in prison
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Who knows what happened. The guy just looking for attention in radio show.
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                                        • pavyracer
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-12-07
                                          • 82897

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                          how do you hammer somebody with a golf club and not get charged with assault
                                          If you have a billion to split between the two you don't. If he takes her to court for the assault charge she will file a suit for his infidelity for breach of marriage and get the kids plus half his money. The court will rule for her for the best being of the kids. Welcome to 21st century.
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                                          • DwightShrute
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 01-17-09
                                            • 103716

                                            #22
                                            good take on it Pavy.

                                            I thought that also. Sounds likely
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                                            • JsmooveFTW
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-17-08
                                              • 1279

                                              #23
                                              95% of golf fans are such idiots. Woods has been a transparent asshole for years and years and they refused to see it. As soon as he started making money. From all of his greedy suing (such as against a man for a DONATED painting of Woods in all his glory) to his hate of his idiot fans. Makes me sick every time he's on tv. They love him for no reason and would show him more fan support than, say a Stewart Cink or some other non-asshole golfer that doesn't have freak talent. It will be interesting to see how much blind support this fukkwad gets when he returns.
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                                              • raydog
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-07-07
                                                • 6984

                                                #24
                                                pavy is close, but not exactly what happened...

                                                tiger had been texting this chick after dinner and erasing each message. well he gets a call from some friends he wanted to see who were going up to the card room up at the club and takes off and forgets to erase the last message from the girl. elin checks his phone while he is gone and goes nuts on him when he gets back. he tells her its nothing and plays it off real good. he goes and changes clothes and comes back to watch tv. she drills him about it some more and he tells her she is overreacting and its nothing.... all of a sudden he looks up and she cracks him in the face with a club. he jumps up and starts running away from her, but she is still swinging. so he takes off for his truck and gets in while she is bashing the windows.(explains why he has no shoes on)

                                                so he crashes and they come up with this stupid story...well, everyone thought tiger was in orlando at the hospital, but the truth is, his face and mouth were so fukked up, they actually flew him to a plastic surgeon out in phoenix who would work on him pronto. thats why tiger was never available to give statements and stuff to the cops. this is the story that tigers agent gave someone and our buddy lapdance got the story from him. makes sense.
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                                                • bettilimbroke999
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-04-08
                                                  • 13254

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by raydog
                                                  changes clothes and comes back to watch tv. she drills him about it some more and he tells her she is overreacting and its nothing.... all of a sudden he looks up and she cracks him in the face with a club.
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                                                  • MJFtheGenius
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 05-31-07
                                                    • 7257

                                                    #26
                                                    Well I think this is what we all suspected happened....

                                                    Good to hear someone knowlegable saying it...
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                                                    • roasthawg
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-09-07
                                                      • 2990

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Capybara
                                                      Wait a second... Tiger Woods, champion professional athlete, has to flee to his car from his wife??!! Now THAT is frickin' embarrassing!!!!! He better HOPE no one believes this!!
                                                      What's he gonna do... smack the girl?? He's in a no win situation... stay and get the shit beat out him or run for his life! Hit the girl back and it's a wrap... even if it is "self defense".
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82897

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by raydog
                                                        pavy is close, but not exactly what happened...

                                                        tiger had been texting this chick after dinner and erasing each message. well he gets a call from some friends he wanted to see who were going up to the card room up at the club and takes off and forgets to erase the last message from the girl. elin checks his phone while he is gone and goes nuts on him when he gets back. he tells her its nothing and plays it off real good. he goes and changes clothes and comes back to watch tv. she drills him about it some more and he tells her she is overreacting and its nothing.... all of a sudden he looks up and she cracks him in the face with a club. he jumps up and starts running away from her, but she is still swinging. so he takes off for his truck and gets in while she is bashing the windows.(explains why he has no shoes on)

                                                        so he crashes and they come up with this stupid story...well, everyone thought tiger was in orlando at the hospital, but the truth is, his face and mouth were so fukked up, they actually flew him to a plastic surgeon out in phoenix who would work on him pronto. thats why tiger was never available to give statements and stuff to the cops. this is the story that tigers agent gave someone and our buddy lapdance got the story from him. makes sense.


                                                        I gave the Cliff notes version of raydog's story.
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                                                        • DwightShrute
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 01-17-09
                                                          • 103716

                                                          #29
                                                          Raydog is Tiger's Kato Kaelin
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