BOYS THE ECONOMY MUST BE IN REAL TOUGH SHAPE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3O YEARS I DONT HAVE AN UP TO DATE CALANDER.FELLAS I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A CALANDER I ALWAYS GOT ONE FOR FREE WETHER IT WAS A PIZZA SHOP,BANK,SPORTSBOOK,GAS STATION I ALWAYS GOT A FREE CALANDER 
I AM A STUBBORN OR SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY A CHEAP BASTARD BUT I REFUSE TO PAY FOR A CALANDER WHAT THE F-CK WHERES ALL THE FREE CALANDERS.
I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DAY IT IS NEVER MIND THE DATE I NEED A FREE CALANDER
I KNOW GENERAL PETE IS A CHEAP BASTARD GENERAL WHERE ARE THE FREE CALANDERS I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY ST PATRICKS DAY

I AM A STUBBORN OR SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY A CHEAP BASTARD BUT I REFUSE TO PAY FOR A CALANDER WHAT THE F-CK WHERES ALL THE FREE CALANDERS.
I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DAY IT IS NEVER MIND THE DATE I NEED A FREE CALANDER

I KNOW GENERAL PETE IS A CHEAP BASTARD GENERAL WHERE ARE THE FREE CALANDERS I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY ST PATRICKS DAY
