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  • BEANTOWNJIM
    SBR MVP
    • 08-12-05
    • 4610

    #1
    (the economy must be real bad)
    BOYS THE ECONOMY MUST BE IN REAL TOUGH SHAPE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3O YEARS I DONT HAVE AN UP TO DATE CALANDER.FELLAS I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A CALANDER I ALWAYS GOT ONE FOR FREE WETHER IT WAS A PIZZA SHOP,BANK,SPORTSBOOK,GAS STATION I ALWAYS GOT A FREE CALANDER

    I AM A STUBBORN OR SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY A CHEAP BASTARD BUT I REFUSE TO PAY FOR A CALANDER WHAT THE F-CK WHERES ALL THE FREE CALANDERS.

    I DONT HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT DAY IT IS NEVER MIND THE DATE I NEED A FREE CALANDER

    I KNOW GENERAL PETE IS A CHEAP BASTARD GENERAL WHERE ARE THE FREE CALANDERS I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY ST PATRICKS DAY
  • compaqDikk
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-05
    • 5699

    #2
    jimmy i will dropship you a calender for your 6 sbr points u currently have
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    • Shortstop
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-02-09
      • 27281

      #3
      SBR SHOULD SEND OUT CALENDARS TO ALL OF THEIR POSTERS!
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      • jw
        SBR MVP
        • 10-25-09
        • 3999

        #4
        printable calendars, monthly for 2015. easy print from browser, no download. Archives available.


        This is what I've had to fall back on this year

        The local dog pound and even the local funeral homes let me down this year .. I normally have three or four to chose from .. like you - this year - none ...
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Churches usually give them out for free as do Funeral Parlors
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          • INVEGA MAN
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-30-08
            • 6808

            #6
            Beany, you have to get off the computer. you have get out. they give away calanders away all the time. I got 6. I got a lot of black friends who would love to deliver one to you
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            • 1st and Ten
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-13-09
              • 5131

              #7
              Classic and timely thread BTJ...check insurance companies.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Churches usually give them out for free as do Funeral Parlors
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                • 13th Inning
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 08-05-08
                  • 878

                  #9
                  This is why you save old calendars and never write in them.
                  I went into my closet and grabbed an old 1999 calendar (also will work with 1993, 1982, and 1971) because it is exactly the same as 2010.

                  My brother is in bad financial shape due to divorce and a lot of gambling debts, so I hooked him up with an old 1982 calendar - each month has a picture of a different Smurf, but fuk him - beggars can't be choosers.

                  In these tough times we need all the money saving tips we can get.
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                  • Irish Lumberjack
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-04-07
                    • 2086

                    #10
                    I got mine from the local newspaper
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                    • Ruifgalmeida
                      SBR MVP
                      • 04-23-08
                      • 2024

                      #11
                      how about go to cell phone, every shity phone as a calendar
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                      • PAULYPOKER
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-06-08
                        • 36581

                        #12
                        i got mine from the little colored boy down the street
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                        • StraitShooter
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-22-09
                          • 10464

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 13th Inning
                          This is why you save old calendars and never write in them.
                          I went into my closet and grabbed an old 1999 calendar (also will work with 1993, 1982, and 1971) because it is exactly the same as 2010.

                          My brother is in bad financial shape due to divorce and a lot of gambling debts, so I hooked him up with an old 1982 calendar - each month has a picture of a different Smurf, but fuk him - beggars can't be choosers.

                          In these tough times we need all the money saving tips we can get.


                          Ya know what..you guy sare right..there are less calenders..I actually used the BetUS one that I only hold on to to look at the girls
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                          • PAULYPOKER
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-06-08
                            • 36581

                            #14
                            Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                            i got mine from the little colored boy down the street
                            Well actually I'm fibbing a little you see boys there's this colored family that lives down the street from me nice folk and all but they have to many running around to keep tabs on them long story shortened up a tad one of the youngens was running through my yard and my doggy Zimba (brindle pit bull) ruined his day quickly I heard all this screaming and got up took a quick shit then proceeded to see what the hell was going on and low and behold the little colored boy was laying in the middle of my yard bloodier than a tampon and practically naked so I casually walked over to him and outta the corner of my eye saw a calender so I picked it up took it in the house cleaned the blood off of it and hung it on my fridge and it is there as I write to you boys to this day
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                            • Jaug
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-11-09
                              • 3087

                              #15
                              Jim is one enlightened man.
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                              • Nicky Santoro
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-08-08
                                • 16103

                                #16
                                i have like 12 of them and i don't know what to do wtih them. you know how i get them for free.. for some reason, each time i order chinese food, they send me 1.. and they are not the cheap kind either. they are like made with some kind of material, not paper.. i was going to throw them all out 2 days ago.. i've got too many. man, these chinamen love their calendars.

                                so if you want some nice free calendars, just order some chinks and you'll have em. mind you, they wouldnt be considered free, you'd have to pay about 30$ for em, but at least you eat some good egg rolls and chicken chow mein and some sweeeet pineapple chicken...
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                                • BEANTOWNJIM
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-12-05
                                  • 4610

                                  #17
                                  BOYS I HAD TO LAUGH TODAY I WENT TO THE MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL AND I SWEAR ON A STACK OF BIBLES THEY ALSO HAD LAST YEARS CALANDER ON THE WALL

                                  I AM TELLING YOU BOYS NOBODY IS GIVING AWAY CALANDERS THIS YEAR I WAS IN MY BANK TODAY SNOOPING AROUND FOR A FREE CALANDER AND THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY.

                                  WHERE THE F-CK AM I GOING TO GET A FREE CALANDER FOR 2010
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                                  • craig4nr
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 12-18-09
                                    • 433

                                    #18
                                    I'm sure part of it is the economy and part of it is technology. Everyone has computers, cell phones, etc. All of these things have calendars that are easy to edit and usually go with you wherever you go.

                                    It's similar to how there's not as many printed phone books anymore. I got one the other day and it surprised the hell out of me. Most companies are discontinuing them.
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                                    • yisman
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-01-08
                                      • 75682

                                      #19
                                      I think ol' Jimmy set a new record for number of times misspelling the same word in one post/thread.

                                      Boys, I think we should buy him a calendar in recognition of this monumental accomplishment. One featuring Nigerians.
                                      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                      [/quote]

                                      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                      • jgray
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-06-09
                                        • 3599

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by INVEGA MAN
                                        Beany, you have to get off the computer. you have get out. they give away calanders away all the time. I got 6. I got a lot of black friends who would love to deliver one to you
                                        Actually, this is really poor advice. The calendar he seeks is at his fingertips ON HIS COMPUTER!!!
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                                        • teaserpleaser
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 08-14-08
                                          • 26015

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by INVEGA MAN
                                          Beany, you have to get off the computer. you have get out. they give away calanders away all the time. I got 6. I got a lot of black friends who would love to deliver one to you
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                                          • treece
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-28-07
                                            • 6298

                                            #22
                                            I just click the time on my computer and up pops a calender.
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