ATTN: SBR Mods - more word bannings

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  • ElCapitan
    SBR MVP
    • 08-19-08
    • 2129

    #1
    ATTN: SBR Mods - more word bannings
    Since everyone seems to have turned over a new leaf in 2010 and we are all about not offending each other I have a list of words that I would like to see disallowed on this forum. This would promote peace and harmony for all.
    • "Chalk" - commonly used to refer to the favorite in sports betting. As we all know, chalk is mostly white. Using this word to describe the team that is supposed to win implies that white is better and could therefore be misconstrued as the belief that the white race is better.
    • "Handicap" - used to describe the process of studying sides in a sporting contest in order to attempt to predict the winner. This one goes without saying. It is very offensive to all people with disabilities and seems to imply that you can predict which disability is better than another one. This needs to be the first one to be banned immediately before you start violating the Americans with Disabilities Act.
    • "Hook" - commonly used to refer to a half-point in sports betting. Using the phrase "beat by the hook" or "buy the hook" could outrage people with a prosthetic hand as they often look like hooks. See also "Handicap"
    • "Public" or "Squares" - used to describe unsophisticated sports bettors who wager with no knowledge just to make the event more exciting. Banning of this word also needs to be enforced immediately as it could lead to the belief that everyone is NOT the unique snowflake they think they are and that there may actually be a few degenerate gamblers on the site. It is very important that all SBR members feel they are not placed in this category.
    • "Underdog" or "dog" - commonly used to refer to a team or participant who is not expected to win. Use of this derogatory term suggests that dogs are inferior. This is offensive to all the canine lovers on the forum and may lead to them calling the ASPCA with complaints that SBR is promoting animal abuse.
    • "Wood" - used to describe the price of a heavy favorite, as in the term "laying the wood". Use of this phrase could outrage any environmentalists who visit SBR by having them believe the staff endorses deforestation or clear-cutting.

    I organized the list alphabetically in order to not offend those with OCD. These are a few of the most important words that need to be immediately removed and I'm sure I'll think of others.

    Thanks in advance for your support
  • SBR_John
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-12-05
    • 16471

    #2
    LOL

    But LOCK is just ok???

    A+ for creativity. Of course you know my favorite;
    Chalk" - commonly used to refer to the favorite in sports betting. As we all know, chalk is mostly white. Using this word to describe the team that is supposed to win implies that white is better and could therefore be misconstrued as the belief that the white race is better.
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    • 1st and Ten
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-13-09
      • 5131

      #3
      Yu put a lot of work into that
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      • jgiun1
        SBR MVP
        • 11-07-09
        • 2559

        #4
        I'm all for the "Public" & "Squares" rule.......
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82897

          #5
          Also ban the following gambling terms:

          Beard: To not offend the Taliban who grow beards for religious reasons

          Buck: To not offend the deer hunters

          Exotic: To not offend exotic dancers or strippers

          Grand Salami: To not offend the cold cut manufacturers

          Hedging: To not offend the yard tool manufacturers

          Juice: To not offend the orange, apple grove farmers

          Round Robin: To not offend the bird watchers

          Scouts: To not offend the boy scouts

          Spread: To not offend the butter makers

          Steam: To not offend the power plant generators

          Whales: To not offend the whale hunters

          Wise Guy: To not offend the retards
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          • ElCapitan
            SBR MVP
            • 08-19-08
            • 2129

            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            Exotic: To not offend exotic dancers or strippers
            I find your use of the word "stripper" offensive. What is this 1980?

            Mods, please give pavy an infraction.
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            • EaglesPhan36
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-06-06
              • 71662

              #7
              I am very much in support of banning SQUARE & SHARP from this forum. They are the two most over-used terms in here. I would also ban the word Cowboys because I hate them.
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              • ElCapitan
                SBR MVP
                • 08-19-08
                • 2129

                #8
                I will also support banning of "Cowboy" because you actually have a trifecta of offensiveness there.

                1. It could offend any overweight people (myself included) by using the term "cow".
                2. "Boy" can be an offensive term to African-Americans.
                3. "Boy" can also promote sex discrimination and could offend the thousands of female posters here.
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                • ElCapitan
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-19-08
                  • 2129

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                  Buck: To not offend the deer hunters
                  I just caught this one. I believe this would also offend animal rights activists as the term "buck" used to describe a dollar came from the trading of deer skins as a unit of exchange. This seems to belittle the poor deer by promoting the idea that their hides are worth only a dollar.

                  Fur is murder, people.
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                  • TheLock
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-06-08
                    • 14427

                    #10
                    Solid post ElCapitan. Post of the month material.
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                    • ElCapitan
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-19-08
                      • 2129

                      #11
                      Thanks, Lock. However, I may have to research your username a bit to make sure it is not offensive to any users that may have been incarcerated. Please don't take offense. I'm just trying to do my part to make sure SBR is a place of solace.
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                      • konck
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-17-06
                        • 12554

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                        Also ban the following gambling terms:

                        Beard: To not offend the Taliban who grow beards for religious reasons

                        Buck: To not offend the deer hunters

                        Exotic: To not offend exotic dancers or strippers

                        Grand Salami: To not offend the cold cut manufacturers

                        Hedging: To not offend the yard tool manufacturers

                        Juice: To not offend the orange, apple grove farmers

                        Round Robin: To not offend the bird watchers

                        Scouts: To not offend the boy scouts

                        Spread: To not offend the butter makers

                        Steam: To not offend the power plant generators

                        Whales: To not offend the whale hunters

                        Wise Guy: To not offend the retards
                        you left out
                        Straight Bet : To not offend a Gay Person

                        Overlay: To not offend Hookers or Buck Teeth Women

                        Fat Price : To not offend Fat People

                        Pummeled : So we dont offend the guy who started this thread while he got his (_i_) pummeled
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                        • paco
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-07-09
                          • 62873

                          #13
                          Yes , I am offended by the term "beard", please do not use that, or do not call my people terrorists. Thx in advance infidels
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