Jessica Simpson's Dog Snatched by Coyote

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  • Tail My Lock
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    • 01-01-10
    • 68

    #1
    Jessica Simpson's Dog Snatched by Coyote


    Jessica Simpson's beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.

    "My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" she Tweeted.


    Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-colored dog

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    I hate to disappoint you Jessica, but by this time, reuniting you with your dog would be reuniting you with a pile of coyote dung.
  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #2
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    • DrStale
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      • 12-07-08
      • 9692

      #3
      This was 4 months ago. In other news, Michael Jackson is dead.
      Originally posted by Dark Horse
      If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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      • JsmooveFTW
        SBR MVP
        • 11-17-08
        • 1279

        #4
        There was this caveman invention called dates. It was a damn good idea.
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        • betplom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-20-06
          • 13444

          #5
          Originally posted by Tail My Lock

          I hate to disappoint you Jessica, but by this time, reuniting you with your dog would be reuniting you with a pile of coyote dung.
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          • DwightShrute
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 01-17-09
            • 103717

            #6
            coyotes gotta eat too!
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            • keyboarding
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 07-30-09
              • 6817

              #7
              Originally posted by DrStale
              This was 4 months ago. In other news, Michael Jackson is dead.
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              • betplom
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-20-06
                • 13444

                #8
                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                coyotes gotta shit too!
                This is a fact.
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                • nobs
                  Restricted User
                  • 08-31-09
                  • 4216

                  #9
                  No shit, "reward offered". What the fuk, does she really think there was any chance her dog survived that ?
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                  • podunk
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-12-09
                    • 3455

                    #10
                    awww.....let's fly her to the dallas game this week.
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                    • DwightShrute
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 01-17-09
                      • 103717

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DrStale
                      This was 4 months ago. In other news, Michael Jackson is dead.
                      what? the singer? no way
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                      • The Seer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-29-07
                        • 10641

                        #12
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                        • MJT1212
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                          • 02-16-09
                          • 5124

                          #13
                          I wish there was a video of her reaction, priceless, nice move coyote, keep up the good work, who's dog is NEXT@@@!!!!
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                          • daggerkobe
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-25-08
                            • 10744

                            #14
                            That's fuked up.

                            Had a puppy snatched out of the yard myself. Found her outside the fence with her gut ripped open. Not a pretty site. She was such an awesome pup too.

                            Had another attack while walking my chis. Coyote snuck up and tried to snatch him but he fought back. The coyote probably had no idea he'd be more vicious than any wild animal.

                            I am thinking about buying a gun and shooting them all tho. I tried poisoning them but the damn things just won't die!
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                            • dmtrader
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-26-09
                              • 1320

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DrStale
                              This was 4 months ago. In other news, Michael Jackson is dead.
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                              • MJT1212
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-16-09
                                • 5124

                                #16
                                Poisoning Coyotes, sounds fun, I can get it mounted for you if you want a trophy at a discount rate if you ever get one.
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                                • topgame85
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-30-08
                                  • 12325

                                  #17
                                  State of new york has a bounty on coyotes think $35 a head or something?
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                                  • Slim
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-13-08
                                    • 4722

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by topgame85
                                    State of new york has a bounty on coyotes think $35 a head or something?
                                    If thats true i'm going huntin' and not for wabbits.
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                                    • The Seer
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-29-07
                                      • 10641

                                      #19
                                      All you need is a greyhound and a good cur dog and the coyotes are history. Trust me, these 2 are a lethal combination. The greyhound chases them down and the Cur finishes them off. If you can't get both then most of the time a cur is all that's needed. They're nasty against a coyote but are good pets too. 2 curs would wipe out a bunch of coyotes. Pit Bulls and shit like that are terrible for this so don't even consider that type. The dog needs a good nose, some endurance, and toughness.
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