One-nighters that will not Shut The F*** Up!!

[JsmooveFTW]

Anyway, anyone had this problem? You take time from your enjoyable schedule to get a piece of ass and you run right into a buzz saw. She's a completely different person than you thought she was. She belongs in a ****ing mental ward and does nothing but interrogate you all night before fukking. I would like some comfort in knowing this does not happen regularly with one-nighters. Sure as hell hadn't happened to me before the other night. Please help my peace of mind.

[daneblazer]

Social worker: "Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: "I got a question for you. Why are you still here?"

[paco]

Thas y I release at the stripclub. Get some head, pay her , and leave with no strings attached.

[Robyn]

Pacoooooooooooo, didn't we talk about this yesterday?

[paco]

Pacoooooooooooo, didn't we talk about this yesterday?

how are u feeling today? I know ya partied like 3 days straight

[Robyn]

I'm not gonna lie....it hurts. I'm too old for this shit.

[paco]

I'm not gonna lie....it hurts. I'm too old for this shit.

ur fine girl, 27 is the new 20

[TheLock]

LOL @ 27 being old.

[JsmooveFTW]

Yeah but I'm speaking specifically about when you go away from your nice warm pad, pay for more alcohol, and a good fukk turns out to be a total nutjob psycho bitch that "wonders what your intentions are" and other crazyass ramblings on. It's like.. you want the same mother****ing thing I do. You told me that. What the **** are doing ruining my night with this shit. And then you have a true dillema. You just payed for more alcohol, etc. Basically wasted your night of extreme sports watching and relaxation. Do you leave, night ruined, blue balls yourself, and not get any? Or do you stick it out and hopefully at least get a plus out of the night? I haven limited experience with the whole one-nighter thing, so if anyone would like to chime in on the frequency of this, I'd appreciate it. And I don't mean friends, etc. I mean true one-nighters from a true "never want to see you again" piece of ass unless it involves getting another piece of ass.

[jjgold]

Thas y I release at the stripclub. Get some head, pay her , and leave with no strings attached.

[Masu485]

well if a girl wants you, she wants you, and some just have to convince themselves it's 'ok' and to differentiate themselves from run of the mill whores. that's why they like to engage in convo like that and ask about you. they will call other girls whores for doing what they are doing, but feel it's ok because u talked and had a 'connection'

[JsmooveFTW]

Masu, originally that's at least somewhat occasional. But this bitch was just bat shit, insane crazy and I didn't know if even fukking her was worth it. I've never heard such incoherent ramblings from a horny slut. It went even beyond what I wanted and what she wanted. The night was a total regret but I guess it would have been an even bigger one had I not stuck around. Makes me rethink whether trying to get laid just for kicks is actually worth it in the future. I'd rather just stick to friends and girlfriends. At least people I KNOW for sure don't belong in the loony bin.

[roasthawg]

I picked one up from the bar once... I was all fukked up on norcos and alcohol and went back to her pad. I slept like 2 hours cause she had to get up for work at 6... I was all fukked up in the morning and gave her my number real quick and bounced. Went back to my pad and crashed hard... woke up at like 12 and there were like 10 novel length texts on my phone going from weird to way out. Asking if she didn't look as good when in the morning as she did at night and shit like that... cause it didn't register in the dumb bitches head that I might be sleeping after getting 2 hours sleep rather than ignoring her texts!!!

[Masu485]

Masu, originally that's at least somewhat occasional. But this bitch was just bat shit, insane crazy and I didn't know if even fukking her was worth it. I've never heard such incoherent ramblings from a horny slut. It went even beyond what I wanted and what she wanted. The night was a total regret but I guess it would have been an even bigger one had I not stuck around. Makes me rethink whether trying to get laid just for kicks is actually worth it in the future. I'd rather just stick to friends and girlfriends. At least people I KNOW for sure don't belong in the loony bin.

oh, in that case she was probably just crazy. on the plus side, crazy girls are always good in bed. they scream and claw at you and break things and you get to fukkin hold them down and fukk them so hard.

[DrStale]

This is why random chicks are -EV in my humble opinion. Not worth the hassle.

[PAPSMEAR]

that's why I yse cuffs and gaffer tape em

[dudekid]

This is why random chicks are -EV in my humble opinion. Not worth the hassle.

hahaha i love how you managed to combine -EV and getting laid

[craig4nr]

well if a girl wants you, she wants you, and some just have to convince themselves it's 'ok' and to differentiate themselves from run of the mill whores. that's why they like to engage in convo like that and ask about you. they will call other girls whores for doing what they are doing, but feel it's ok because u talked and had a 'connection'

This is exactly true in most cases. Girls criticize each other for doing the exact same things they do, so they try to find a loophole to make it okay for them.

[ericthegangster]

hahaha i love how you managed to combine -EV and getting laid

you'd love the comment even more if you knew the guy who posted it. aslkjfasfa;lsfamandamoriartyasldfkjasdfl kadsf

[denn333]

Not worth it

[TheAntidote]

Crazy chicks are indeed the best in bed. They'll let you choke them.

[swaindexter]