No such thing as a girl who isnt a "freak"

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  • Pecos Bill
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    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    No such thing as a girl who isnt a "freak"
    LOL at you guys being lied too by your current GF's, wives, girls you are currently seeing etc. theres no such thing as a girl who hasnt done facials, anal, etc. and age isnt a factor either. the reason being is women all women are just as freaky as the pornstars you jerk off to everyday..some even nastier. The only differene between a "normal" girl and a pornstar is pornstars dont care if ppl know theyre nasty sluts.

    Even if a girl is raised with exceptional morals and isnt inherintly permiscuous she will still ultimalty do anal,cumshots, ass play, etc. to please her man.

    Example: girl A is in a relationship with a guy. girl A swears shes "in love" with the guy and thinks shes going to marry him(since girls are naturally family oriented - its their goal to get married). in this case, girl A wouldnt dare do anything to jeopardize her relationship, i.e., not try a certain sexual act. And in this society where facials and anal have almost become the norm she will feel its her womanly duty to kneel before her man and get a thick load of *** smeard on her pretty face(kinda degrading if you think about it). So when a guy says "babe, i really wanna try anal sex tonight" or "i want you to toss my salad", the girl will do everything in her power to satisfy her masters wishes, so that he wont leave her/replace her or hit her.

    Think about this, your mother has taken facials/things in her ass. so has your sister, your aunts, your grandma (if shes still alive), your neighbor, your girlfriend, the queen of england, etc.

    Seriously if you take a look at girls in real life these days you will feel naseous. You ever walk down the street and think to yourself "she probably just got pissed on", or "she probably just took a warm load of *** on her face 10 minutes ago"

    And how about those girls who walk around with butt plugs in their assholes, to stretch it out. for all you know, the cashier, the girl serving you ice cream, the bank teller, etc., might have a giant butt plug in her ass and is talking to you like everything is normal...wtf?

    Bottom line: There is no such thing as a girl who hasnt tried every sexual act in the book. if a guy can think of it, the girl has done it, its as simple as that. Your girl has done anal sex, facial cumshots, swallowed LITERALLY THOUSANDS of loads (atleast 1 or 2 a day in a typical relationship, multiply this by 2-3 years worth) If a girl truly hasnt had anal sex or taken a facial, she only hasnt done it YET. its only temporary since she hasnt met a dominating man yet. but that doesnt mean she wont in the near future. there is NO SUCH THING as a girl with the self respect and honor who would say "no, im sorry, i wont degrade myself like that"...and always remember girls are masters of deception, so if your girl is ever acting extra normal or walking funny and you sense something fishy, ask her where she was 10 minutes ago. If the excuse sounds like bullshit, then pull her pants down and expose the whore!
  • G's pks
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    • 01-01-09
    • 22251

    #2
    Bill have you ever worn a wig?
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    • G's pks
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      • 01-01-09
      • 22251

      #3
      womans lipstick
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      • G's pks
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        • 01-01-09
        • 22251

        #4
        or a dress?
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        • raydog
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          • 11-07-07
          • 6984

          #5
          i would agree girls are freaks, but you overestimate the number of girls who have had anal sex and you GREATLY overestimate the number of girls who have had it more than once. shits not good for you and they know it
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          • G's pks
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            • 01-01-09
            • 22251

            #6
            How do/did you get along with Mommy?
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            • G's pks
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              • 01-01-09
              • 22251

              #7
              Bill do you really like women anyways?
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              • TheAntidote
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 08-30-09
                • 869

                #8
                Well, I think this is a bit of an exaggeration. Yes, there are whorish girls out there, and many more than your average guy thinks. But think about uber-religious women that wait until marriage to have sex. They certainly haven't done anal, and there are plenty of prudes out there. But don't get me wrong, you're correct to be disillusioned by women, because many of them are backhanded and pathetic.
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                • MrX
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-10-06
                  • 1540

                  #9
                  Surely not the queen of England.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                    LOL at you guys being lied too by your current GF's, wives, girls you are currently seeing etc. theres no such thing as a girl who hasnt done facials, anal, etc. and age isnt a factor either. the reason being is women all women are just as freaky as the pornstars you jerk off to everyday..some even nastier. The only differene between a "normal" girl and a pornstar is pornstars dont care if ppl know theyre nasty sluts.

                    Even if a girl is raised with exceptional morals and isnt inherintly permiscuous she will still ultimalty do anal,cumshots, ass play, etc. to please her man.

                    Example: girl A is in a relationship with a guy. girl A swears shes "in love" with the guy and thinks shes going to marry him(since girls are naturally family oriented - its their goal to get married). in this case, girl A wouldnt dare do anything to jeopardize her relationship, i.e., not try a certain sexual act. And in this society where facials and anal have almost become the norm she will feel its her womanly duty to kneel before her man and get a thick load of *** smeard on her pretty face(kinda degrading if you think about it). So when a guy says "babe, i really wanna try anal sex tonight" or "i want you to toss my salad", the girl will do everything in her power to satisfy her masters wishes, so that he wont leave her/replace her or hit her.

                    Think about this, your mother has taken facials/things in her ass. so has your sister, your aunts, your grandma (if shes still alive), your neighbor, your girlfriend, the queen of england, etc.

                    Seriously if you take a look at girls in real life these days you will feel naseous. You ever walk down the street and think to yourself "she probably just got pissed on", or "she probably just took a warm load of *** on her face 10 minutes ago"

                    And how about those girls who walk around with butt plugs in their assholes, to stretch it out. for all you know, the cashier, the girl serving you ice cream, the bank teller, etc., might have a giant butt plug in her ass and is talking to you like everything is normal...wtf?

                    Bottom line: There is no such thing as a girl who hasnt tried every sexual act in the book. if a guy can think of it, the girl has done it, its as simple as that. Your girl has done anal sex, facial cumshots, swallowed LITERALLY THOUSANDS of loads (atleast 1 or 2 a day in a typical relationship, multiply this by 2-3 years worth) If a girl truly hasnt had anal sex or taken a facial, she only hasnt done it YET. its only temporary since she hasnt met a dominating man yet. but that doesnt mean she wont in the near future. there is NO SUCH THING as a girl with the self respect and honor who would say "no, im sorry, i wont degrade myself like that"...and always remember girls are masters of deception, so if your girl is ever acting extra normal or walking funny and you sense something fishy, ask her where she was 10 minutes ago. If the excuse sounds like bullshit, then pull her pants down and expose the whore!
                    I love this guy
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                    • RealSlimShady
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-24-07
                      • 6249

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Pecos Bill

                      always remember girls are masters of deception, so if your girl is ever acting extra normal or walking funny and you sense something fishy, ask her where she was 10 minutes ago. If the excuse sounds like bullshit, then pull her pants down and expose the whore!
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                      • G's pks
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                        • 01-01-09
                        • 22251

                        #12
                        Bill it is never to late to get some help...
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                        • TheLock
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                          • 04-06-08
                          • 14427

                          #13
                          While he does go overboard a little (there ARE women who have not tried anal) , Pecos makes a lot of valid points in this thread. Women can be extremely manipulative in their ways. Sex often is an artery to another need.

                          The majority of women like to come off as the Virgin Mary but many of them are freaks. Not that there is anything wrong with them being freaks because I don't believe in double standards but they should refrain from the whole Virgin Mary bs.

                          Women love to be freaky because they love stepping outside the box. They don't want to be called a whore but they want to be treated like one in bed. That is factual. Again, nothing wrong with it. Why should women not enjoy sex just as much as men?
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                          • TheLock
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-06-08
                            • 14427

                            #14
                            Also, how bad does G's Pks fail in this thread? Get some new material pal. Actually, just work on getting ANY material first and go from there.
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                            • G's pks
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                              • 01-01-09
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                              #15
                              Lock you cry out for my attention...you root against my teams...and come out disappointed...been a long day for you...go bet some more points... Happy New Year!
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                              • Irish Lumberjack
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-04-07
                                • 2086

                                #16
                                g's is still power posting it up!
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                                • G's pks
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                                  • 01-01-09
                                  • 22251

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Irish Lumberjack
                                  g's is still power posting it up!
                                  12,000 by end of month or sooner...
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                                  • G's pks
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                                    #18
                                    Robyn thanks for the point...
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                                    • MartinBlank
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                                      • 07-20-08
                                      • 8382

                                      #19
                                      I suppose your post would have some truth to it if you lived in southeast asia or tijuana but I am having a hard time buying into the idea that every single woman has had it in the deuce hole or been glazed over more than a donut.
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                                      • Mr KLC
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                                        • 12-19-07
                                        • 31097

                                        #20
                                        I wish I had finished my burger and fries before reading this thread.
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                                        • Dunder
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                                          • 10-26-09
                                          • 3345

                                          #21
                                          It´s a bit rich for the OP to be describing anyone else as a "freak". Pot/kettle.
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                                          • tullamore
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-17-07
                                            • 3586

                                            #22
                                            They are all cvnts, except your mother and sister.
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                                            • tltaylor89
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-19-09
                                              • 19610

                                              #23
                                              Who cares as long as I get my load swallowed
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                                              • bettilimbroke999
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-04-08
                                                • 13254

                                                #24
                                                Can't understand why Pecos is still single
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                                                • BeatTheJerk
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                                                  • 08-19-07
                                                  • 31794

                                                  #25
                                                  No such thing as Pecos Bill being "normal". Your the freak God damn it.
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                                                  • Dr.Gonzo
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-05-09
                                                    • 4660

                                                    #26
                                                    This thread might be a little over the top but it is not far from the truth if this is the point you are trying to raise. However I can see the hatred coming off the page so I have to tell you might be gay or at the very least hate woman.

                                                    Here is a quote from wiki pertaining to "sadomasochism"

                                                    "Both Krafft-Ebing and Freud assumed that...masochism was so inherent to female sexuality that it would be difficult to distinguish as a separate inclination."

                                                    In my experience this is true. Girls love to be dominated. The only thing that works against this natural drive is a morality derived from society where this may be looked down on.

                                                    I'm glad this is the case. Getting on top of a girl in missionary position whilst she just lies there is the most boring thing you can do. About as fun as doing push ups.
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                                                    • pavyracer
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 04-12-07
                                                      • 82897

                                                      #27
                                                      Pecos this is why you don't get laid. You are waisting your time every day in this forum trying to convince people who get laid every day why you can't get laid. Think about it.
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                                                      • G's pks
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                                                        #28
                                                        pecos bill...call jj!
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                                                        • roasthawg
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                                                          • 11-09-07
                                                          • 2990

                                                          #29
                                                          Not all girls will go for facials and anal... some chicks are scared of anal and weirded out by facials.
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                                                          • Pecos Bill
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-27-09
                                                            • 1958

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Dr.Gonzo
                                                            This thread might be a little over the top but it is not far from the truth if this is the point you are trying to raise. However I can see the hatred coming off the page so I have to tell you might be gay or at the very least hate woman.

                                                            Im not gay just think girls are not LOVABLE creatures. they are not creatures that you are supposed to sit down and start a family with and spend the rest of your life with. that is some bullshit that society created. in the animal kingdom, you dont see fvckin apes and gorillas dating and going out to applebees and shit. all they do is fvck and piss on each other (sometimes this happens with humans also). We humans are apes and were not designed to be in relationships, were designed to fvck a bitch, reproduce, and move on. how can you be loyal and dedicate your life to a creature that has done EVERYTHING she does to you, with another guy? a creature that has said EVERYTHING she says to you, to another guy? all the "i love you's", all the "youre the best, ill do anything for you" etc. guess what? you are NOT special, she has said and done all this shit to other men before you. Are you aware that the guy BEFORE you who was in a relationship with your current GF sprayed gallons of *** and possibly feces on her face? and used and abused her in every way imagineable? and this is the girl you lay next to at night and kiss on the forehead and tell her "i love you" ..lol, so sad.
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                                                            • PAULYPOKER
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                                                              • 12-06-08
                                                              • 36581

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by G's pks
                                                              Bill have you ever worn a wig?
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                                                              • GroundnPound
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 11-12-09
                                                                • 4070

                                                                #32
                                                                To the original poster, you pretty much delivered my thoughts in your post. Thank you and happy new years.
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                                                                • TheLock
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                                                                  • 04-06-08
                                                                  • 14427

                                                                  #33
                                                                  "gallons of *** and possibly feces".

                                                                  pecos you crack me up bro
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                                                                  • MrMonkey
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                                                                    • 11-09-08
                                                                    • 2278

                                                                    #34
                                                                    PB, just because you're in love with ***, doesn't mean all girls are too! You're sick and that's coming from me!
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                                                                    • Nicky Santoro
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 04-08-08
                                                                      • 16103

                                                                      #35
                                                                      i agree with 99% of what you say, except for the anal. lots of girls fear anal. most will do all except anal. but they are whores in bed, true. and it's always the quiet shy ones you meet. you think they are innocent, then you're in bed with them and they are doing things you've never seen in pornos. girls will do more wilder things in bed than a guy, and it's not even close. 98% of all girls are pure sluts in bed.. you would never be able to tell by looking at these same girls in public.

                                                                      and one thing i realized. girls looooooooove to be dominated in bed. the best is when you pull their hair and push their head down and say, suck my cock, whore.. now!!!!!!.. they fukkin love to be treated like a whore in bed.. they love when you talk down to them in bed, and even in real life..

                                                                      treat them like dirt and watch the results. she will be running back for more. .but yes, girls are sluts in bed overall.. very true.. they have done everything you can name, and more..


                                                                      billy, i always wanted to tell you this.. maybe the reason you are struggling with girls is because you are a great guy to them. girls hate nice guys. they will be interested more if you treat them like shit. talk rough with her, and don't be too sweet. show her you're an asshole with her, and i promise you your odds will double of her wanting you.

                                                                      GIRLS HATE NICE GUYS.. they love the jerks.
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