Does a motorcycle get you the girls??

[mathdotcom]

Thinking of making a sizable investment in one.

How to make up for no personality with $$????

[LLXC]

[Boner_18]

Yes it will. But i cannot be a dirt bike or some crap bike like a nighthawk 750.

[Boner_18]

And you must have a bedazzled jacket...

[MartinBlank]

If you have money---you can drive a f'in Vespa and get chicks.

Money cures all.

[juni]

a motorcycle might make a girl think you're cool at first, but if you have no personality then you're out of luck in the long run

[betplom]

a motorcycle might make a girl think you're cool at first, but if you have no personality then you're out of luck in the long run

Solid post but not what Mathy wanted to hear.

[Irish Lumberjack]

if you're the hoff it'll get you german girls!

[TheAntidote]

Getting chicks isn't about motorcycles or money. It's about Social Value. How high up on the societal hierarchy are you? Money is usually a good indicator of this and helps women make their decision, but a loser with money is still a loser and women will take advantage of these suckers by getting them to buy them drinks and other things. My advice: Dress decent, don't make yourself look like an idiot in public, and use humor.

[maersksealand]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGNzI0wlK1E[youtube]

[maersksealand]

[jjgold]

I think though lots of girls like guys that ride cycles.

My fukkin van is sure not going to get a broad

[windmann2]

but a bicycle can

[bradthebloke]

if thats you in the pic, you better get a helmet with a tinted face shield too.

[pavyracer]

Motorcycles are chick magnets. But before you invest in one learn how to ride it. It's not as easy as it looks in the crashes.

[mathdotcom]

Getting chicks isn't about motorcycles or money. It's about Social Value. How high up on the societal hierarchy are you? Money is usually a good indicator of this and helps women make their decision, but a loser with money is still a loser and women will take advantage of these suckers by getting them to buy them drinks and other things. My advice: Dress decent, don't make yourself look like an idiot in public, and use humor.

I bet the max at every book I've got an account at. That is social value son.

[TheAntidote]

I bet the max at every book I've got an account at. That is social value son.

No offense, but women probably don't give a shit. It's gotta be publicly demonstrable, and preferably impressive to many people in public. I'm not shitting on you tho.

[mathdotcom]

No offense, but women probably don't give a shit. It's gotta be publicly demonstrable, and preferably impressive to many people in public. I'm not shitting on you tho.

You said in your earlier post to use humor.... so what do you use?

Do you honestly think I go up to a girl at the bar and say "Hey mutha-fuggin-shugah, did you know I bet the max at 5Dimes.com and BetJamaica.com has me on a 30second delay?"

[TheAntidote]

You said in your earlier post to use humor.... so what do you use?

Do you honestly think I go up to a girl at the bar and say "Hey mutha-fuggin-shugah, did you know I bet the max at 5Dimes.com and BetJamaica.com has me on a 30second delay?"

I don't really know you, and there are some degenerates on this forum, so I had no idea. I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt.

Also, it would be HILARIOUS if you called a girl "mutha-fuggin-shugah".

[mathdotcom]

Well I do but not in an attempt to get laid

Might yet work

Get your post count up son we like what we've seen so far.

[WileOut]

You are born either with or without the ability to get the opposite sex. Its in the genetics, women can tell, just like a man can see how a woman looks.

[podunk]

when i was 14 my moped got all the ladies

[pavyracer]

when i was 14 my moped got all the ladies

How old were the ladies you picked up at 14?

[mathdotcom]

How old were the ladies you picked up at 14?

pavy are you against two 14 year olds sleeping together?

[pavyracer]

pavy are you against two 14 year olds sleeping together?

I am trying to see if a crime was committed mathy.

[mathdotcom]

Maybe in your backward savage state

[mathdotcom]

Isn't non-marital sex still a crime in Georgia?

[TheLock]

Getting chicks isn't about motorcycles or money. It's about Social Value. How high up on the societal hierarchy are you? Money is usually a good indicator of this and helps women make their decision, but a loser with money is still a loser and women will take advantage of these suckers by getting them to buy them drinks and other things. My advice: Dress decent, don't make yourself look like an idiot in public, and use humor.

This guy get TheLock stamp of approval.

[roasthawg]

It'll definitely help.

[pavyracer]

Isn't non-marital sex still a crime in Georgia?

It's only a crime if a 14 year old has sex with a 17 year old or older, hence my original question was how old were the ladies he picked up.

[TheAntidote]

This guy get TheLock stamp of approval.

Danke.

[sickler]

Yes. Sleazy ones.

[GiveMeaBJ]

You will get all the girls covered in tatoos you can dream of.

[sickler]

And do be careful, other vehicles aren't the only thing to watch out for. Roads can be slick. I went down and ended up in a ditch.

Ouch

[TheLock]

Went to a funeral for a 20 year old this week.

Died on a motorcycle.

/Debbie Downer