WTF - Wife already busting my balls in the New Year

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  • Mac4Lyfe
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-04-09
    • 48625

    #1
    WTF - Wife already busting my balls in the New Year
    The New Year hasn't even kicked off yet and the misses is tripping. We're both celebrating, sipping champagne, singing and dancing, everything is going great. Then she gets all fukking serious on me.

    She starts off - "What are your New Years resolutions"...
    I say, the same as every year... Make Money!!!

    Then she goes, "what else"...
    I say, Make More Money!!! Keep you comfortable, taking trips, getting your hair done, going to the spa every other week.

    She then asks "Nothing else, If there's nothing else then ok, but you sure there's nothing else"...
    Yes, I'm sure there's nothing else.

    Then she asks if there's anything I want to change...

    WTF... Now I know why Tiger got the hell out of that house at 2 in the morning
  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #2
    Did she give you a 'fat lip' and bust out the back window of your car ?
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    • Mac4Lyfe
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-04-09
      • 48625

      #3
      Originally posted by Sam Odom
      Did she give you a 'fat lip' and bust out the back window of your car ?
      No but I think she cut ties with AT&T as our long distance carrier.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        Does she want you guys to cut back on the yayo use?
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • goldengoat
          SBR MVP
          • 11-25-05
          • 3239

          #5
          mac you sound whipped
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          • Ace_of_Spades
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-14-09
            • 13518

            #6
            She wants you to stop gambling and she wants you to say it.
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            • lakerboy
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-02-09
              • 94383

              #7
              Originally posted by flyingillini
              Does she want you guys to cut back on the yayo use?

              All you talk about is YAYo . We get it you have a problem. Not everyone needs the help. Happy NewYears
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              • Ace_of_Spades
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-14-09
                • 13518

                #8
                This repeated talk about Cocaine is rediculous, its like you think its cool or some shit.
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                • Mac4Lyfe
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 01-04-09
                  • 48625

                  #9
                  Originally posted by goldengoat
                  mac you sound whipped
                  Far from it... I wear the pants and pay the bills but you know the saying. "If momma aint happy, nobody happy".

                  Woman just want to talk too damn much. Can't even chill on New years...

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                  • wal66
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-14-08
                    • 5305

                    #10
                    Mac, sounds like "Baby" talk.

                    Do you guys have kid/kids, cause it sounds like somebody want one/more.
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                    • btraband
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 09-05-08
                      • 514

                      #11
                      a soap opera without the actors and actresses
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                      • RogueJuror
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-08-08
                        • 10010

                        #12
                        what did she want to hear?

                        come on you cant leave us hanging




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                        • hhsilver
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-07-07
                          • 7379

                          #13
                          1 year on SBR : 7000 posts : 1200 points ...... could she simply want you away from the computer sometimes? she's probably jealous of your online life.
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                          • Mr KLC
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-19-07
                            • 31097

                            #14
                            I agree with wal. Sounds like she wants a baby.
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                            • Boner_18
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-24-08
                              • 8301

                              #15
                              I think Wal has got it. Baby time.
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                              • Ace_of_Spades
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-14-09
                                • 13518

                                #16
                                I'd ask her about my answer, see if it nails your question on the head.
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                                • RogueJuror
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-08-08
                                  • 10010

                                  #17
                                  btw mac4

                                  solid poster good job


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                                  • nenad
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 08-12-09
                                    • 714

                                    #18
                                    maybe she wanted to blow u
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