The New Year hasn't even kicked off yet and the misses is tripping. We're both celebrating, sipping champagne, singing and dancing, everything is going great. Then she gets all fukking serious on me.
She starts off - "What are your New Years resolutions"...
I say, the same as every year... Make Money!!!
Then she goes, "what else"...
I say, Make More Money!!! Keep you comfortable, taking trips, getting your hair done, going to the spa every other week.
She then asks "Nothing else, If there's nothing else then ok, but you sure there's nothing else"...
Yes, I'm sure there's nothing else.
Then she asks if there's anything I want to change...

WTF... Now I know why Tiger got the hell out of that house at 2 in the morning
She starts off - "What are your New Years resolutions"...

I say, the same as every year... Make Money!!!
Then she goes, "what else"...

I say, Make More Money!!! Keep you comfortable, taking trips, getting your hair done, going to the spa every other week.
She then asks "Nothing else, If there's nothing else then ok, but you sure there's nothing else"...

Yes, I'm sure there's nothing else.
Then she asks if there's anything I want to change...


WTF... Now I know why Tiger got the hell out of that house at 2 in the morning
