Farting and dating

Deuce · 12-30-09, 10:56 AM

Spread your ass so it is silent, problem solved.

paco · 12-30-09, 10:59 AM

Have the Rkelly cd playing on the radio. Tell her "it's to set the mood" and just continue to fire away

slacker00 · 12-30-09, 11:00 AM

Just talk really loudly when you need to fart. Drown out the noise with your loud voice.

Actually, talk loudly all of the time. Women find this attractive. It's a sign of vitality & confidence.

Irish Lumberjack · 12-30-09, 11:05 AM

say you like to have a smoke at night, then go outside and have at it!

DwightShrute · 12-30-09, 11:07 AM

tell her you only fart when you see beautiful women. It's love gas, the ultimate compliment from the Village you're from

slacker00 · 12-30-09, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Irish Lumberjack

say you like to have a smoke at night, then go outside and have at it!

I should take up smoking. It's easier than yelling at women all of the time.

pavyracer · 12-30-09, 11:36 AM

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stevek173 · 12-30-09, 12:23 PM

Let it fly. If she likes the smell you know she is the one.

Brock Landers · 12-30-09, 12:29 PM

amazing how this subject develops over the time of a relationship, people are afraid to fart in front of the other one for a good while, then before you know it, you are intentionally dutch ovening them, amazing.

flyingillini · 12-30-09, 12:46 PM

Classic thread, one for the ages.

nobs · 12-30-09, 12:55 PM

Just do it on the first date.

flyingillini · 12-30-09, 12:57 PM

Try doing some yayo and holding it in, impossible.

STEPHANIE8 · 01-01-10, 02:36 AM

That's about when my husband started getting comfortable and I didn't mind it. I actually thought it was funny because I grew up with a family that had a high place for bathroom humor.

Anyways, it may not be comfortable for some people such as yourself so if I was in your shoes, I'd tell him in a not so nice way that he's beginning to disgust you.

BobbyBaseballs · 01-01-10, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Spread your ass so it is silent, problem solved.

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BobbyBaseballs · 01-01-10, 02:43 AM

You can't hold it in......It becomes an ass-cheek squeezing disaster.....Then its going to be a machine gun affect once you give up.......If you casually rip a few and act like you are sleeping, you can gradually move into the comfort zone over time to mutually acknowledging your rotten ass.....Or you can just ask her to pull your finger on the first date.

roasthawg · 01-01-10, 02:46 AM

Come up with an excuse to go outside... gotta go to your car or something.

Jag8917 · 01-01-10, 02:48 AM

There's nothing sexier than a woman taking on a man's fart. Let it rip and depending on her reaction, she could very well be the one.

goldengoat · 01-01-10, 02:54 AM

whenever you have to fart slap her in the face at the same time

the noise of the slap will disguise the fart

seaborneq · 01-01-10, 10:09 AM

Just go to the damn bathroom to shit and fart. Problem solved. If she is in there while you are doing either, then she will know you are not an android or terminator clone.

daneblazer · 01-01-10, 10:12 AM

Boner_18 · 01-01-10, 10:18 AM

just let it rip and don't acknowledge it, this will surely work.

odtw524 · 01-01-10, 10:35 AM

well just fart and get it over with, if she hears it and doesnt get grossed put about it well at least you dont have to worry about it anymore...everyone farts man

yahoonino · 01-01-10, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by goldengoat

whenever you have to fart slap her in the face at the same time

the noise of the slap will disguise the fart

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maersksealand · 01-01-10, 11:07 AM

Get a pet and shamelessly accuse him for your farts.

Jag8917 · 01-01-10, 05:41 PM

LOL That fartslap comment and Family Guy video was greaaaattt

Jimmy0607 · 01-01-10, 05:48 PM

I have the same problem but with burping after Im done eating I have to burp everytme and its bad when I I met her parents(they are high on manners bullshit) and when we were done eating I burped