anyone have any pick up lines to share?

[montyh]

If you do lets hear them. I have one "wheres your boyfriend"?

[pavyracer]

"Name is Gold..JJ Gold. I wear a $2,000 piece."

[GiveMeaBJ]

"Bend over bitch."

[bighank33]

this could get ugly

[sickler]

[katstale]

If the girl is susceptible to pickup lines, then this will work everytime and this thread is now closed. You sit down next to her and/or very close (where she can clearly see and hear you) and buy a drink and offer to the bartender or waitress to buy "the beautiful girl" one too. You then go into your pocket (ala Jed Clampett style), not your wallet, and pull out a small roll of 100's. peel off one to pay for the drink(s). At this moment she will begin to use lines on you, you won't need to say much after that that makes sense.

You can immediately go into your last secret mission for the government etc etc and my work is done here....

[milwaukee mike]

the thread is now closed?

just for that arrogant statement i am now posting lol.

so showing off is the approach you want to use? the types of girls that works on are almost always high maintenance, and if they see you with a stack of 100's their mind is already working on ways to spend it.

i think i would much rather pick up a girl that is happy with $2 hot dogs and beers at the track...

[hoopster42]

"do you have a ninja in your pants? 'cause your ass is kickin'"

[BurtRapp]

Mil Mike you assume I would ever talk to the broad after I bang her. If I am gonna flash money which I always do. If it attracts a whore what circumstance tells you that you would like to get involved with her long term? She won't be around long enough to spend money on.

[jellobiafra]

I generally take an irreverent approach. I'll say something like "Why don't you let me take you out and waste your time for a few hours."

I've found showing a sense of humor and making it clear that you don't take yourself too seriously can be endearing to women. That style is also indicative of my true nature, so if I do get a shot I can be myself right from the start because it's what she expects of me.

[Shark79]

You: "Hi, would you like to go out for some pizza and then have sex ??"

Her: "Asshole !!"

You: "What??? You dont like Pizza??"

[Masu485]

for women under 30 just be good looking. for women over 30 just have money.

no pick up line will work if you are poor and ugly.

[flyingillini]

Orale Mija! then I proceed to lean on the Hyna's shoulder and say : Te Quiero para siempre, Tu eres muy bonita. Tu eres muy joven. Tu eres muy elegante. Yo quiero bailar contigo Vamanos ahora mismo a mi hotel. Yo necesito una mujer como tu en mi vida. Yo necesito una mujer como tu para toda la noche! Then bust out the yayo and it is on my friend!!

[paco]

No lines, make eye contact with her, and then fvcken ignore her ass the rest of the night. B4 u leave, slip her ur # and leave withoutvsaying a word. Guaranteed she will call u within 1 hour.

[Karayilan9]

Paco is smooth

Montyh don't use pick up lines, use openers, got to use the right words in the right situation, its all about timing, confidence and the delivery.... how do you think ugly fukers end up with 9's and 10's

[jellobiafra]

how do you think ugly fukers end up with 9's and 10's

Money.


But I like your philosophy. That's pretty much my approach too. Not so much pick up lines, more timing and openings. I try to get a laugh with an introduction and then work from there.

Pickup lines are for Guidos on Jersey Shore.

[pavyracer]

No lines, make eye contact with her, and then fvcken ignore her ass the rest of the night. B4 u leave, slip her ur # and leave withoutvsaying a word. Guaranteed she will call u within 1 hour.

You would better keep that phone away from your wife or she will Tiger Wood your Acura.

[robmpink]

There is a party in your mouth and I'm coming.

[maersksealand]

" If you borrow me $100 i'll take you to a nice dinner"

"Your eyes have the colour of my Porsche"

[pico]

how much for an hour

[sickler]

for women under 30 just be good looking. for women over 30 just have money.

no pick up line will work if you are poor and ugly.

There's actually some truth in the over/under 30. Younger women are easier to figure out, the over 30's not so much.

If I remember correctly, you're a young guy. Not bad insight.

[SamsNCharge99]

my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

[sickler]

Rich guys take heed:

[montyh]

Thanks, love the advice! i'm 27 with no cash and less looks maybe i'll save for a hooker in vegas!

[Crash]

how much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break the ice how you doin my names crash

boooooooooooom

[System XIII]

how much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break the ice how you doin my names crash

boooooooooooom

winner winner chicken dinner. nice line lol.

[poker_dummy101]

if i flip a coin whats the chances of gettin head?

[pico]

how much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break the ice how you doin my names crash

boooooooooooom

yeah, seems to work. good job

[jjgold]

No such thing as a pick up line

Be yourself and do not try too hard

Although it does not work for me

[runnershane14]

Are you trying to make me a terrorist? Theres an explosive device in my pants and you keep lighting the fuse!

[Swinging Johnson]

If the girl is susceptible to pickup lines, then this will work everytime and this thread is now closed. You sit down next to her and/or very close (where she can clearly see and hear you) and buy a drink and offer to the bartender or waitress to buy "the beautiful girl" one too. You then go into your pocket (ala Jed Clampett style), not your wallet, and pull out a small roll of 100's. peel off one to pay for the drink(s). At this moment she will begin to use lines on you, you won't need to say much after that that makes sense.

You can immediately go into your last secret mission for the government etc etc and my work is done here....

If you view the above posts, I think we found a ghost. Katstale is Burt Rapp. Am I a ghost buster or what?!

[topgame85]

pickup lines are a waste of time, they have all been used and are well known. Either you got what it takes to get broads or you dont.

[fuglyboy86hi]

well going paco .. :P