Going To One Of Those Clinics Today And Making $300!!!!!!

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Going To One Of Those Clinics Today And Making $300!!!!!!
    Is this a fukkin joke, saw an add in a local paper that they are looking for testers at some sort of clinic and they pay you?????????????? I think all I do is test products for like 4 hours. I do not know all the details but going to give it a shot. I am going in like 3 hrs and it is cash supposedly. Sometimes you just take pills, sometimes they shoot something in your ass, etc but it is safe. I do have to sign a waiver of some sort but who fukkin cares. It has to be safe. I do not mind needles either.

    Now this is the easiest $300 I could ever make, it is in Morristown, NJ.

    I love this Country and love money

    Wish me luck!!!
  • paco
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-07-09
    • 62873

    #2
    come on coach, this can not be ur way of releasing by having something shot up ur ass!
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      I do not know if that is what is being done but if it is I think it is some liquid for a test

      No biggie here

      I think of the $300 after it is over
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      • CarpeDime
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-01-09
        • 7873

        #4
        cool

        yeah lot of scams like this for extra cash

        jj you should look into giving blood and also sperms

        you can do them all on the same day

        in fact they REALLY should have all of them in one building, along with a soup kitchen too maybe. and also a needle exchange and also a row of bottles and cans redemption machines
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        • wtf
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-22-08
          • 12983

          #5
          i think you should stick to your forte

          blowing your landlord for free rent
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          • tltaylor89
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-19-09
            • 19610

            #6
            Thatsb how you lost you're hair the first time
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Might be right Taylor

              leaving in 45 minutes

              fukkin nervous
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              • Deuce
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-12-08
                • 29843

                #8
                Just donate plasma. Easy 60 dollars.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Deuce this is $300 because more extensive. Who gives a fuk if they shoot something up my ass.
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                  • gman2114
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 10-20-09
                    • 418

                    #10
                    Plasma $60??
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      $60 is not worth it for plasma
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                      • Deuce
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-12-08
                        • 29843

                        #12
                        Originally posted by gman2114
                        Plasma $60??
                        People Will Pay for Your Blood

                        Have you considered donating plasma for money? Do you know what the plasma donation process entails? Why do people get paid for part of their plasma? Is it ethical?

                        As a potential money-for-plasma donor, you may have numerous questions before, during, an after the plasma donation process. The following guide provides an overview of how payment-based plasma centers typically operate. Check with your



                        local plasma collection site for details.

                        What is plasma?

                        Plasma is essentially the liquid part of your blood, yellowish in color. Comprised primarily of water and various proteins, it helps carry important substances throughout your body, including hormones and vitamins . Red blood cells, white blood cells, and platelets are all suspended in blood plasma so they can circulate. Plasma is extracted from blood by a process called plasmapheresis, during which a machine spins the collected product to separate the liquid from the blood cells.

                        Why do I get money for my plasma?

                        Because it assists with blood clotting, plasma is used to help hemophiliacs and other people who experience coagulation problems. Plasma products are also used to assist burn victims . Additionally, plasma is valuable in medical research, helping to create treatments for diseases that attack the immune system. When you donate plasma for money, the center will inform you that your plasma can be used for many purposes. You do not retain any control over how your plasma is used.

                        Donating plasma for money is more involved than donating blood. It can take about two hours from start to finish, and you are being compensated for your time as much as you are being compensated for the plasma you provide.
                        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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                        • marabdl86
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-06-09
                          • 1067

                          #13
                          You ****ing degenerates know all the tricks to getting quick cash so you can give it all away again back to the bookie
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                          • ryanjep
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-09-08
                            • 2556

                            #14
                            jj dont do it you might lose your hair.......
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                            • Irish Lumberjack
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-04-07
                              • 2086

                              #15
                              good luck jj
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                              • SHADYLANKY
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-13-09
                                • 1137

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                $300 Who gives a fuk if they shoot something up my ass.
                                You could run this in some gay personal ads and clean up.
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                                • tltaylor89
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-19-09
                                  • 19610

                                  #17
                                  Lol more extensive what are they doing sticking a gorilla up you're ass
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                                  • jackpot269
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-24-07
                                    • 12842

                                    #18
                                    Sign me up coach sounds like an easy 3 to me! oh wait you said maybe needles count me out hate needles I could have never been a junkie !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Back and sore a little, they gave me a few test injections of some product and one was in the ass. I also had to donate blood and plasma but got $300 cash.
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                                      • onthewhat
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 05-14-08
                                        • 15411

                                        #20
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                                        • SlickFazzer
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-22-08
                                          • 20209

                                          #21
                                          im looking into this as well. thanks.
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                                          • nobs
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 08-31-09
                                            • 4216

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Deuce this is $300 because more extensive. Who gives a fuk if they shoot something up my ass.
                                            There are some posters on this board who will give you $300 to let them shoot something up your ass.
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                                            • podunk
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-12-09
                                              • 3455

                                              #23
                                              haha
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                                              • flyingillini
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-06-06
                                                • 41219

                                                #24
                                                JJ, *** for them
                                                המוסד‎
                                                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                • pavyracer
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                  • 82897

                                                  #25
                                                  What did they shoot in your ass JJ? Penis growth hormones?
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                                                  • BarkingToad
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-31-08
                                                    • 5913

                                                    #26
                                                    And just when I thought my day at work was rough. Thanks for giving me some perspective.
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                                                    • SlickFazzer
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 05-22-08
                                                      • 20209

                                                      #27
                                                      really we need more clarification on this subject.
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                                                      • web_connect
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 04-24-09
                                                        • 299

                                                        #28
                                                        JJ, my close college buddies participate in clinical trials all the time. They do it to get extra cash while strapped for cash in college. Of course depending on the place that is holding these trials, they are legit. Go for it. You just have to be in good health, or what ever they want.
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                                                        • Cougar Bait
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-04-07
                                                          • 18282

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Back and sore a little, they gave me a few test injections of some product and one was in the ass. I also had to donate blood and plasma but got $300 cash.
                                                          Your well-being is not the issue. You got the money, now make some smart wagers. Nothing is more important than gambling. Nothing.
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                                                          • FrozenMAN
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-23-09
                                                            • 4334

                                                            #30
                                                            this ****in guy....lol
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                                                            • yisman
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-01-08
                                                              • 75682

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              I do have to sign a waiver of some sort but who fukkin cares. It has to be safe.
                                                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                              [/quote]

                                                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                              • johncrud
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 04-06-09
                                                                • 1322

                                                                #32
                                                                sperm donation is off limits. clinics don't accept men with high risk of inheriting bald genes.
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Lol

                                                                  you guys are funny


                                                                  My ass is fukkin purple, fuk this never again.

                                                                  Well at leas I have money to post up for weekend,
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                                                                  • onthewhat
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 05-14-08
                                                                    • 15411

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • Cougar Bait
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-04-07
                                                                      • 18282

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      Lol you guys are funny My ass is fukkin purple, fuk this never again. Well at leas I have money to post up for weekend,
                                                                      Hopefully you don't have some terrible, unknown disease.
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