we're all fukin hard here common jj give us more info COMMON
I second that
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sickler
SBR Posting Legend
06-05-08
15006
#37
Robyn, do a video talking dirty. Upload to SBRtv. If you don't want to be in the vid, point camera at the sexiest pic you have. Perhaps the one Bread posted on the forum a few weeks ago.
That should satisfy all the horndogs.
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TheLock
SBR Posting Legend
04-06-08
14427
#38
You guys really need to bang. ASAP.
Don't ya'll have like some standby chicks you can call for some recreational secks to take the edge off?
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#39
Originally posted by TheLock
Don't ya'll have like some standby chicks you can call for some recreational secks to take the edge off?
???
um, no.
most guys here have not touched a woman in many years, some have not touched a woman in 10 or more years, some have only touched a woman a very few times in there whole lives, and MANY have not touched a real women who wasnt a hooker in many many years, and ALMOST ALL only touch a woman they do not pay for once in a GREAT while if they get lucky and somehow wind up in a situation with one
and even then there very often ugly or gross or a very weird cat lady on medications or something like that
but most guys on most nights here have no woman anywhere remotely possible unless a hooker
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#40
I admit I have not been laid in over 13 years and dying to touch someone, not some alley blowjob that is un romantic.
I want to kiss robyn or should I say make love to her and suck her and eat her pussy, small bites on her ass and legs. I want her to bite me to and kiss my nipples and stuff saying she loves me.
I guess real passionate sex and probably best in a car or in the bushes somewhere because I read that is the best place to do it.
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tacomax
SBR Hall of Famer
08-10-05
9619
#41
jj - you should make a video on what you'd do to Robyn if you had the chance. You know, buck naked and along the lines of the Bread video.
Originally posted by pags11
SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
Originally posted by BuddyBear
I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
Originally posted by curious
taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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BadNina
SBR Posting Legend
11-27-07
10491
#42
While in the bushes
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Ravy Pacer
SBR Sharp
10-30-09
279
#43
Waffles are the best. Wait wrong thread, but seems to make just as much sense here.
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JetsMatt85
SBR Sharp
12-01-09
393
#44
Originally posted by CarpeDime
jj post the voicemale - did she sound WET??
we're all fukin hard here common jj give us more info COMMON
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JetsMatt85
SBR Sharp
12-01-09
393
#45
Originally posted by BadNina
While in the bushes
Alley blowjobs = unromantic
Bushes = Romantic
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StraitShooter
SBR Posting Legend
07-22-09
10464
#46
Originally posted by BadNina
JJ, I bet your little pecker got up to 3 inches upon hearing her voice.
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sickler
SBR Posting Legend
06-05-08
15006
#47
Originally posted by jjgold
I admit I have not been laid in over 13 years and dying to touch someone, not some alley blowjob that is un romantic.
I want to kiss robyn or should I say make love to her and suck her and eat her pussy, small bites on her ass and legs. I want her to bite me to and kiss my nipples and stuff saying she loves me.
I guess real passionate sex and probably best in a car or in the bushes somewhere because I read that is the best place to do it.
Maximum physical contact between JJ and Robyn when they finally meet:
Firm handshake -250
Hug and a peck on the cheek +500
Full-blown passionate sex +12000
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#48
I thought jj was in love with billsfan?
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paco
SBR Aristocracy
05-07-09
62873
#49
U wanna tie her up coach? Robyn, will u be up for being tied up?
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#50
I doubt Robyn is into being tied up, she is submissive anyway. I like the woman to take charge anyway.
I want to fuk her
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#51
No. nothing kinky for this girl. Bread and I hump through a hole in a sheet.
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paco
SBR Aristocracy
05-07-09
62873
#52
What about pissing on her? (no offense Robyn), that is something I am into. And surprisingly many many girls have gone thru with it
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#53
Paco, nothing cool about demeaning women. Piss on yourself and see how you like it.
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paco
SBR Aristocracy
05-07-09
62873
#54
Originally posted by Robyn
Paco, nothing cool about demeaning women. Piss on yourself and see how you like it.
NoT demeaning Robyn . Just almost liking taking a shot of *** to the face I don't demean, I love women and have much respect for em
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#55
Paco is very dominant Robyn
I bet if you were with him in Detroit I swear you would be on your knees asking him how you can please him
He is Muslim and Dominant
Robyn all women deep down want to be told how to serve a man
I am too scared to ask you to blow me or fuk me other than behind a keyboard.
I freeze up
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paco
SBR Aristocracy
05-07-09
62873
#56
Originally posted by jjgold
Paco is very dominant Robyn
I bet if you were with him in Detroit I swear you would be on your knees asking him how you can please him
He is Muslim and Dominant
Robyn all women deep down want to be told how to serve a man
I am too scared to ask you to blow me or fuk me other than behind a keyboard.
I freeze up
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#57
Robyn, I really don't know how you put up with this kind of crap.
Degenerate "husband" and his degenerate "friends".
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#58
Dutchy CALM DOWN
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82898
#59
Originally posted by jjgold
I am too scared to ask you to blow me or fuk me other than behind a keyboard. I freeze up
You don't want to freeze up when asking a woman to blow you. It will hurt her teeth.
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Flying Dutchman
SBR MVP
05-17-09
2467
#60
Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
Robyn, I really don't know how you put up with this kind of crap.
Degenerate "husband" and his degenerate "friends".
Especially "Whack Job" JJ.
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sickler
SBR Posting Legend
06-05-08
15006
#61
The power of pee.
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#62
Originally posted by Flying Dutchman
Robyn, I really don't know how you put up with this kind of crap.
Degenerate "husband" and his degenerate "friends".
"Tell me about it".
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#63
JJ, are you into scat?
המוסד
המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#64
Not really Illini, maybe if girl was a fukkin runway model
I would love to pull Robyn's panties down in her house even if just show and tell
I want to squeeze her ass as I have not touched an ass in a long time, even If I could pinch it like for $50
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82898
#65
JJ go out to the butcher and ask him to give you a whole pig butt. Then bring it home and get naked. Put the video camera on and start squeezing the pig's buttocks. Then slowly proceed with your pecker between his buttocks and do your business. Put it on SBR TV. It will be the same as squeezing a broad's buttocks minus the bitching.
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#66
i like that idea paver.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#67
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#68
Originally posted by jjgold
Not really Illini, maybe if girl was a fukkin runway model
I would love to pull Robyn's panties down in her house even if just show and tell
I want to squeeze her ass as I have not touched an ass in a long time, even If I could pinch it like for $50
yeah for $50 I definately would too, but would feel like a fukin loser and idiot afterwords that i was so week that i would give $50 just to feel an ass
but even though i would know this beforehand i know i would still do it anyway, if she was right their in front of me no way i could say no
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#69
I would love to feel a womans ass, I see it all the time in the porn movies where the guy squeezes it and the girl loves it.
I need to be with a woman bad
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onthewhat
Restricted User
05-14-08
15411
#70
jj lets get a video demonstration on what you would do with robyn