Dont girls these days have families!

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  • Pecos Bill
    SBR MVP
    • 05-27-09
    • 1958

    #1
    Dont girls these days have families!
    Ever notice how on major holidays, your male family members girlfriends are always at YOUR FAMILYS thanksgiving?, YOUR FAMILYS christmas?

    dont these fvckin whores have their own families? why arent they spending it with them? did they just spontaneously come from whoreville and do whatever the fvck men tell them to do?..seriously for once id like to go to a family holdiay without having to see everybodies girlfriends getting paraded around..
  • pattymayo
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-19-09
    • 10221

    #2
    sounds like someone needs a girlfriend
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    • onthewhat
      Restricted User
      • 05-14-08
      • 15411

      #3
      girls just follow the money
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      • Al Masters
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 04-29-06
        • 6942

        #4
        Bill, what happened on your blind date the other night? and have you decided to use some sort of lotion or oxy on your face as oppposed to the sand paper youve been using.

        Bill, it wont be long till your parading your g-friend at a family gathering, just stay away from the fvcking sand paper.

        Merry Christmas.
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        • 1st and Ten
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-13-09
          • 5131

          #5
          Tell them some of your stories
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          • johncrud
            SBR MVP
            • 04-06-09
            • 1322

            #6
            jealous of your friend having a girlfriend and brought it over to your house?
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            • flyingillini
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-06-06
              • 41222

              #7
              Pecos Bill was a major player in one if the largest cartel's.
              המוסד‎
              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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              • Pecos Bill
                SBR MVP
                • 05-27-09
                • 1958

                #8
                Originally posted by Al Masters
                Bill, what happened on your blind date the other night? and have you decided to use some sort of lotion or oxy on your face as oppposed to the sand paper youve been using.

                Bill, it wont be long till your parading your g-friend at a family gathering, just stay away from the fvcking sand paper.

                Merry Christmas.
                The date is on for tonight, i was supposed to meet her yesterday but i chickened out. I know its just gonna turn out to be a horrible degrading experience and just another sour memory to dwell on in the future.

                Originally posted by flyingillini
                Pecos Bill was a major player in one if the largest cartel's.
                I helped them when they needed me, but my cousin realized i was weak and would rat him out if anything ever happened. He just told me to stay out of it.
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                • Al Masters
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-29-06
                  • 6942

                  #9
                  [quote=Pecos Bill;2813491]The date is on for tonight, i was supposed to meet her yesterday but i chickened out. I know its just gonna turn out to be a horrible degrading experience and just another sour memory to dwell on in the future.



                  Bill, howd the date go?

                  Did you bang her?, did she notice your very red forehead?

                  Will you be going out with her New Years eve?

                  Or did you stay home and do blow all night by yourself.
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                  • G's pks
                    Restricted User
                    • 01-01-09
                    • 22251

                    #10
                    Bill you know help is available...maybe check yourself into a hospital...there has to be a psychology unit that can help you.
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                    • Dokholiday
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 05-04-09
                      • 111

                      #11
                      johncrud, nice avatar. i am having pho for lunch
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                      • RogueScholar
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-05-07
                        • 5082

                        #12
                        It's a far superior situation to the women that insist that holidays events with THEIR family trump everyone else's plans. Last woman I was involved with was like that, attendance at her family's events was mandatory. Not only that, but her family members had to be the world's biggest douchebags, all the men were civil litigation attorneys and all the women were medical professionals. My pot dealing ass never fit in, I don't care enough about social status for a crowd like that. Sure would've been cool to marry into all that money, though...
                        Originally posted by StraitShooter
                        90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                        • Pecos Bill
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-27-09
                          • 1958

                          #13
                          [quote=Al Masters;2816017]
                          Originally posted by Pecos Bill
                          The date is on for tonight, i was supposed to meet her yesterday but i chickened out. I know its just gonna turn out to be a horrible degrading experience and just another sour memory to dwell on in the future.



                          Bill, howd the date go?

                          Did you bang her?, did she notice your very red forehead?

                          Will you be going out with her New Years eve?

                          Or did you stay home and do blow all night by yourself.
                          I stayed home.
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