Anyone here so hard up that they ate at a communal holiday dinner?Yuck!

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Anyone here so hard up that they ate at a communal holiday dinner?Yuck!
    I know,I sound like the grinch that hates Christmas here on this one.Their hearts are probably in the right place but who in the sam hell would eat at one of these communal free holiday dinners that's like a leapor colony of huddled masses.Old geezers spewing flem 40 feet,tikes crapping their pants,everyone smelling of pee,fights breaking out,STD blisters popping and old ladies with moles on their faces with grey hair growing out of them preparing the food.My god,if that's not incentive to go out and not give a crap who you scam to make a living,what is?I would swallow my pride and take an Obama makework stimulus job before I would resort to having to eat a communal dinner.A box of Little Debbies is $1.29 and 2 boxes of generic mac and cheese are 80 cents so for around $2 you can stay home and eat.They are hauling these people 20 miles round trip in planes,trains and automobiles to get to these dinners.
  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
    Ha Ha, I completely agree and by far the best post of the day!
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    • Nicky Santoro
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-08-08
      • 16103

      #3
      Brenty,
      have you been drinking??? how many beers have you had in the last 12 hrs??? brenty, what the helllllllllllllllllllll are you talking about man?? i have read your post 3x and still have no clue what you are saying.


      wtf is a communal dinner??


      merry xmas brenty.
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      • hhsilver
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-07-07
        • 7379

        #4
        I hope you need help someday as my wife and I did when we went to a Thanksgiving dinner given by a religious group from various parts of the country who came to New Orleans to help us get thru the very trying time following hurricane Katrina.

        Maybe you should volunteer sometime and derive some of the joy one gets from helping others.

        Merry Christmas.
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        • Sam Odom
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-30-05
          • 58063

          #5
          One secret of a happy life is to get out of self and help others
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41219

            #6
            I actually worked one of those last year with my clients. I am addicted to using my pocket hand sanitizer as it is, I was using it nonstop their. Orale guey, no mames
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            • betplom
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-20-06
              • 13444

              #7
              Originally posted by flyingillini
              I actually worked one of those last year with my clients. I am addicted to using my pocket hand sanitizer as it is, I was using it nonstop their. Orale guey, no mames
              Irony - someone so obsessive about germs on their hands that goes on to sticking his cock in so many naked vaginas.

              No gueys mame.
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              • GELATINOUS CUBE
                SBR MVP
                • 08-09-09
                • 4534

                #8
                you get about a $5 meal actually, but most of the people across the table look like betshlong. Best to bring a plastic bag, toss all the food in and leave. Go eat it down the street on a wall. If your barreled in bad, you can go in and just get a free loaf of bread.

                But the bums there are too gross to make it worth it.

                I've found.. well my brother told me...
                if you just go and stand in front of a restaurant, fast food or whatever, and ask for pennies to save up and get a meal... someone will give you $5 probably within 2 minutes (but you have to look hungry).

                These bums begging on a street or something (besides in front of a food joint) are all trying to get crack or beer.
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #9
                  Originally posted by betplom
                  Irony - someone so obsessive about germs on their hands that goes on to sticking his cock in so many naked vaginas.

                  No gueys mame.
                  Weird isn't it? I work around people that don't have the best hygiene and are always sick. I am constantly washing my hands. I will put the small shaft in a firme hyna from a different country faster than you can say "La tuya Guey".
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                  • tullamore
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-17-07
                    • 3586

                    #10
                    I work as a chef, and the place I worked at 2 years ago put one of these dinners on. I can tell you the food was not crap, I put the same amount of care into the food as I do for paying customers.

                    But I have never eating at one, other than the time when I cooked the food.

                    I understand the reservations.
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                    • GELATINOUS CUBE
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-09-09
                      • 4534

                      #11
                      I like to drive thru, that way I don't ever have to go into a restaurant and sit with nasty people, blowing their noses and shit.
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82897

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                        wtf is a communal dinner??


                        Not everyone is blessed with food at Xmas.
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