I think my eyes are falling out

[fresnosurf]

Long story short, I took my girl to the Oceanarium in Waikiki and while we were smoking waiting to be seated, a tranny came passing by asked for a light, dropped it, and bent over freeballin. I couldn't take it for a sec, so I pushed my girl into that ass to get it out of my view but the damage is done. Damn why does Hawaii even have these things out in public, couldn't eat after that. Ruined my night and the new year couldn't be coming fast enough. I think I may go church to ask what I deserved that for.

[diogee]

Can see how that could possibly ruin a night...new day coming up.

[BEANTOWNJIM]

FRESNOSURF YOU KNOW YOUR IN TROUBLE IF YOU START WATCHING MENS FIGURE SKATING THIS WEEKEND THIS MEANS YOU ENJOYED THE LITTLE SHOW.

FRESNO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MENS FIGURE SKATER RUDY GALENDO DO YOU THINK HE IS CUTE

FRESNO I THINK YOUR 50-50 AT THIS POINT JUST DONT WATCH MENS FIGURE SKATING THIS WEEKEND IF YOU ARE DOUBTING YOUR MANHOOD

[MilfDriller]

Great fvcking post.

Reminds me of some black comedy guy I saw who was talking about 'tranny clocking'. I was like, 'wtf is he talking about? wtf is "tranny clocking"?'

I didn't know if he meant putting trannies in a race and clocking them for their speeds or.....

Anyways, he was talking about that Bonaducci guy who, on his wedding night, went out to get a prostitute and accidentally picked up a TRANNY!! ROFLMFAO!!

So anyways, Bonaducci finds out the tranny is a man and fvcking clocks the tranny but punching it in the face. And that's what hte comedian was talking about -- 'Tranny Clocking'. LMFAO

Funny shit.

[LLXC]

[raydog]

smoking is bad for your health in more ways than one

[Mr KLC]