Matt Rain and GAMBOL! have changed my life

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  • Mudcat
    Restricted User
    • 07-21-05
    • 9287

    #1
    Matt Rain and GAMBOL! have changed my life
    The king of the 3-team parlay has injected me with a new effervescent spirit!



    I used to just work away here, joylessly placing my bets and recording them on my spreadsheet.

    I have little codes for each type of bet I place. a=arb, B=freeplay bonus play, m=middle, p=some kind of rollover play.

    And the most often-used symbol - that for a straight bet - is a lower-case g.



    Ever since Matt Rain showed me the way of Gambol!, there is a new outlook. Whenever I go to type that "g" onto my spreadsheet I cry out GAMBOL! (in some kind of weird Mediterranean accent for some reason), often accompanied by a grand hand-raising gesture like I am conducting an orchestra.

    It's a good thing.

    GAMBOL!
  • Matt Rain
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-13-07
    • 5001

    #2
    I use a Spanish soccer commentator accent, for what it's worth. Not trying to steer you away from what works for ya, just sayin' that a Spanish soccer commentator accent is the preferred method of shouting at Matty Rain Enterprises. Try it, with no further obligation. But try it now.

    And while I might've cooled off the public displays of GAMBOL! effervescence, I can assure you that I let one out discreetly every time I submit a parlay. I'm still on a nice little run here and I'm afraid that SIA is about done putting up with my shit. They're stalling on the latest payouts, which aren't any bigger than the usual ones.
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    • Mudcat
      Restricted User
      • 07-21-05
      • 9287

      #3
      I think my accent may be Greek??? Kinda like OPA!! But I am open to the Spanish. OLE!!!!

      GAMBOL!

      Sorry to hear about SIA. They are fantastic but limited as you know. Hopefully you can translate what you have been having this success with to other situations.
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      • koby25
        SBR MVP
        • 10-14-08
        • 1507

        #4
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        • Matt Rain
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-13-07
          • 5001

          #5
          Originally posted by Mudcat

          Sorry to hear about SIA. They are fantastic but limited as you know. Hopefully you can translate what you have been having this success with to other situations.
          Well, I just got the bad news from "Kyle" at SIA. Not kicked out, but they cut my limits to 25% of what they were. Time to move to 5-teamers.

          Good news is that there's still a world of square shops to bury out there.

          We gambol on.
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            You semi-pro.


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            • Matt Rain
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-13-07
              • 5001

              #7
              Me 90% pro starting Jan. 1. Bit scary.
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              • Bread
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-16-08
                • 23726

                #8
                This can only end badly.

                Me and Puckoff are gonna pay you a visit with a hammer and a billy club.
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                • Mudcat
                  Restricted User
                  • 07-21-05
                  • 9287

                  #9
                  Seriously though, people need to try this. GAMBOL!

                  It changes everything.
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                  • Matt Rain
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-13-07
                    • 5001

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bread
                    This can only end badly.

                    Me and Puckoff are gonna pay you a visit with a hammer and a billy club.
                    As long as I get to keep my pants on. I don't trust PuckOff with a baton - his anger reminds me of the neighbor in American Beauty.

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