Murderer Trips on His Own Baggy Pants and Falls to Death

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  • 90 Proof
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    • 12-08-09
    • 80

    #1
    Murderer Trips on His Own Baggy Pants and Falls to Death


    A career criminal massacred three members of a family in their apartment but fell to his death when he tripped over his own baggy pants.

    The massacre occurred Thursday afternoon near a string of upscale shops on Manhattan's Upper West Side. Police said the attack apparently stemmed from botched drug ripoff.

    There is a significant amount of heroin found in the apartment, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly told the Daily News.

    The elder Rodriguez's wife, Gisela Rodriguez, 49, and her daughter, Leyanis, 28, walked in on the carnage. Quinones heard keys in the lock and opened the door for the women, police said.

    He shot the mother, who was grazed on the head by a bullet but managed to run from the apartment. The killer was just about the grab the daughter when his low-slung pants fell down and he tripped, the Post said. That gave the young woman the chance to run into a back room, where she found the bodies of her brother and father.

    Quinones yanked up his pants and scrambled after Leyanis Rodriguez, who climbed onto a fire escape, screaming for help to construction workers on the roof of a nearby building, the Post said. The attacker followed her onto the fire escape, but once again his drooping pants fell and he tripped, plunging three stories to his death.

    Estella Carrino, who manages a street-level bicycle store in the building, said she heard the body hit the ground.

    He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead, she told the Daily News.
  • 90 Proof
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    • 12-08-09
    • 80

    #2
    One less Obama supporter.
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    • koby25
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      • 10-14-08
      • 1507

      #3
      Pull them pants up and wear a belt.
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      • daggerkobe
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-25-08
        • 10744

        #4
        What's a proper tip for delivery of 2 large pizzas?
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        • nosniboR11
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          • 09-02-08
          • 10042

          #5
          i second 90 proof
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          • MilfDriller
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            • 11-23-08
            • 10186

            #6
            Originally posted by 90 Proof
            One less Obama supporter.

            Excellent post.

            Btw, I saw this on the news the other day and it first I thought it was a joke.

            Then I was happily surprised that it wasn't a joke.



            When will gangbanger clowns realize there is no function or purpose to ridiculously baggy pants? Especially so if you're a criminal and have to 'run for it' from time to time. Morons.
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            • pavyracer
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              • 04-12-07
              • 82897

              #7
              I missed this. Are drooping pants Obama supporters?
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              • 90 Proof
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                • 12-08-09
                • 80

                #8
                Originally posted by pavyracer
                I missed this. Are drooping pants Obama supporters?
                The wearers of them are. http://billstones.files.wordpress.co...aggy-pants.jpg
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                • 13th Inning
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 08-05-08
                  • 878

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 90 Proof
                  [URL] He was very dead, she told the Daily News.
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                  • pavyracer
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                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82897

                    #10
                    OK so without a mention of the shooter's race you figured out he was black and it was an Obama supporter because they descriped him as wearing drooping pants and your proof is a picture of two other black guys who wear drooping pants.
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                    • daggerkobe
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-25-08
                      • 10744

                      #11
                      What about crazy bitches that carve backwards "B" on their cheeks?

                      Are they Obama supporters also?
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                      • Fieldysnuts44
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-02-08
                        • 1592

                        #12
                        Was the shooter black?Like TO said "if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat it must be a rat." Gangsta wannabes usually wear baggy pants with their boxers showing. My boxers sometimes show and pants sometimes slip down when I bend over but thats just because of my beer belly,but guys like me rarely shoot up a house of people of some Smack. I think thats where the assumption come that he was a thug or gangsta.
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                        • 90 Proof
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                          • 12-08-09
                          • 80

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pavyracer
                          OK so without a mention of the shooter's race you figured out he was black and it was an Obama supporter
                          Yep.

                          Although this particular low life was probably Chicano.
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                          • MJT1212
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                            • 02-16-09
                            • 5124

                            #14
                            ...
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                            • Fieldysnuts44
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                              • 10-02-08
                              • 1592

                              #15
                              I bet regardless of his race, I would be willing to bet that he didnt vote for Obama. If I had to bet I would say he probably never voted in his life.Must of these career criminals dont vote regardless of race or religious beliefs,they are just dumb ignorant bastards.
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                              • 90 Proof
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                                • 12-08-09
                                • 80

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Fieldysnuts44
                                I bet regardless of his race, I would be willing to bet that he didnt vote for Obama. If I had to bet I would say he probably never voted in his life.Must of these career criminals dont vote regardless of race or religious beliefs,they are just dumb ignorant bastards.
                                I tend to agree, thus, I said supporter, not voter.
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82897

                                  #17
                                  I would bet anyone money he didn't vote.
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                                  • daggerkobe
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                                    • 03-25-08
                                    • 10744

                                    #18
                                    I'd bet a guy in baggy pants stiffed raiders72002 of his $1.50 tip and laughed at him for delivering pizzas for a living.

                                    That explains the anger.
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                                    • MilfDriller
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                                      • 11-23-08
                                      • 10186

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                      I would bet anyone money he didn't vote.
                                      Betting on a dead gangbanger.... that is so wrong.


                                      I love it.
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                                      • bradthebloke
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                                        • 07-26-09
                                        • 3175

                                        #20
                                        good. best news ive heard all day
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                                        • MilfDriller
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                                          • 11-23-08
                                          • 10186

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bradthebloke
                                          good. best news ive heard all day

                                          You are a good man, sir.
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                                          • Slim
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-13-08
                                            • 4722

                                            #22
                                            Another nigerian bites the dust.
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                                            • wtf
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                                              • 08-22-08
                                              • 12983

                                              #23
                                              justice system saved a million prosecuting this piece of filth and one jail cell, and hbo maybe some cinemax cause he has deem human rights mo fo and he needs im teebee
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                                              • MilfDriller
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                                                • 11-23-08
                                                • 10186

                                                #24
                                                Good posts on 22, 23.
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                                                • Matt Rain
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                                                  • 02-13-07
                                                  • 5001

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by 13th Inning
                                                  Was about to post the same quote.

                                                  "He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead."

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                                                  • MilfDriller
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                                                    • 11-23-08
                                                    • 10186

                                                    #26
                                                    Very surprised there isn't the usual storm of liberals to jump in here and defend the murderer.

                                                    What's going on? Has the world gone civil?
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