What would you do if you were in this situation?

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82897

    #1
    What would you do if you were in this situation?
    It's 0 degrees F outside. You haven't eaten for two days at home. You pour your last bowl of cereal. Then you poured your last cup of milk in the cereal bowl. Upon putting your spoon in your mouth you realized the milk is bad.

    1. Would you eat it because your are starving to death?

    2. Will you try to leave the house and go to the store to buy milk and cereal?

    3. Will you rinse the cereal with water in a strainer and eat the mushy cereal plain?

  • 1st and Ten
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-13-09
    • 5131

    #2
    If no chuncks ... I would eat the cereal with milk without hesitation
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    • fsugolf
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-17-09
      • 6194

      #3
      rinse and eat imo
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      • Matt Rain
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-13-07
        • 5001

        #4
        You put on a light coat and go buy some milk. 0F is an improvement over yesterday.
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        • Jimmy0607
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 04-09-09
          • 7785

          #5
          0? Fukk that I think the coldest I've experienced is 40
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          • Deuce
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-12-08
            • 29843

            #6
            Rinse and eat with water. Bad milk you're still starving and shitting everywhere.
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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              move
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              • Mudcat
                Restricted User
                • 07-21-05
                • 9287

                #8
                Not being completely half-assed (or quarter-assed or however-many-assed you would have to be to even consider those other options), I would get off my whole ass and go to the store and bring in supplies.
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  Ferment the cereal into alcohol and ride out homey!

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                  • Jiggy Fly
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-02-08
                    • 1256

                    #10
                    Bundle your ass up and go buy some food!!!!
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                    • stevek173
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #11
                      Cry, possibly suicide
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                      • GiveMeaBJ
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-08-09
                        • 8449

                        #12
                        Go to the store.
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                        • stevek173
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GiveMeaBJ
                          Go to the store.
                          I would spank one off to your avatar, then go to the store
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                          • smitch124
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-19-08
                            • 12566

                            #14
                            order SBR Pizza
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                            • koby25
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-14-08
                              • 1507

                              #15
                              me to smitch
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                              • pavyracer
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 04-12-07
                                • 82897

                                #16
                                Originally posted by smitch124
                                order SBR Pizza
                                You think they will deliver in 0 F degree weather? I may get an icicle instead of a pizza by the time it comes. And I don't think they deliver before 5 pm. Remember this is for breakfast. Read the damn story damn it!
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                                • konck
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-17-06
                                  • 12554

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by smitch124
                                  order SBR Pizza
                                  I was thinking that also
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                                  • Matt Rain
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-13-07
                                    • 5001

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                    Remember this is for breakfast. Read the damn story damn it!
                                    What's wrong with pizza for breakfast? Pahvy, I'm not sure you're really one of us.
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                                    • smitch124
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 05-19-08
                                      • 12566

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                      You think they will deliver in 0 F degree weather? I may get an icicle instead of a pizza by the time it comes. And I don't think they deliver before 5 pm. Remember this is for breakfast. Read the damn story damn it!


                                      1. They will deliver in 0 F, thats not all that cold.

                                      2.) You are starving!! and you only stick to breakfast food???

                                      3.) Delivery usually starts at noon.

                                      SBR Pizza I say!!
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                                      • pavyracer
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-12-07
                                        • 82897

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Matt Rain
                                        What's wrong with pizza for breakfast? Pahvy, I'm not sure you're really one of us.
                                        Nothing wrong. I think it was implied that the SBR pizza would have to be ordered from the SBR Store. Not many pizza places are open for breakfast and SBR is not taking orders in the morning. Also do you think if a guy has only a bowl of cereal and a cup of spoiled milk left he is a poster at SBR?..OMG! I bet you it's a power poster at SBR. Posts 24/7 with no time to go to the store..loses sense of time..it's ZBOIZ!!!
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                                        • LLXC
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-10-06
                                          • 8972

                                          #21
                                          Store.
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                                          • Mr. Peepers
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-22-09
                                            • 1425

                                            #22
                                            Sounds like a day in Milwaukee, WI
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                                            • ClydeFontaine
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 11-09-09
                                              • 375

                                              #23
                                              Sharps smell the milk first. Squares pour it on first without any research.
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                                              • flyingillini
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-06-06
                                                • 41219

                                                #24
                                                I would never live in an area where the weather is like that. I live in an area where you can wear a Tshirt and shorts all year round. It was a hot sunny day here today. Get out to Sureno Califas while you can Pavy, Orale guey!
                                                המוסד‎
                                                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                • podunk
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-12-09
                                                  • 3455

                                                  #25
                                                  would not eat
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                                                  • HotStreak
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                    • 3235

                                                    #26
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                                                    • Cougar Bait
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-04-07
                                                      • 18282

                                                      #27
                                                      I'd turn around, grab the nearest knife and stab myself to death and pray that no one finds me for at least a week.
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                                                      • bigbank
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 12-19-09
                                                        • 464

                                                        #28
                                                        rinse, eat the resulting mush, blame global warming!
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