Having such a bad night gambling, I can't even get hard watching porn

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  • SamsNCharge99
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-22-08
    • 41242

    #1
    Having such a bad night gambling, I can't even get hard watching porn
    This is brutal boys. 1-8 or something stupid tonight.

    So, I turn to porn to make myself feel better...so I turn it on computer and I'm getting nothing.

    Is it bad when gambling affects your life to the point, you can't even get hard while watching porn.
  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
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    • UntilTheNDofTimE
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-29-08
      • 9285

      #3
      call a girl or start a party. F porn.

      Maybe this story will make you chcukle. so After drinknig half a bottle of jameson and winning 14 games of beer pong str8 i decided i wasnt going to crash at my friends house cause i felt like i needed to puke. so i walked over to the lightrail station at 5 am got on and fell asleep. i was woken up at like 7:30 am by a officer on the light rail i woke up freaked out ran off the train and puked out a horse the 2nd i stepped off the train. duh

      I need my license back
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        this is why you get help now...... this is you at 19 or 20 when a tiny breeze should get you rock hard...


        by 30 at your pace you will be on 3 high blood pressure meds, completely impotent, 270 lbs of lard, bald, and alone......
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        • Chi_archie
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-22-08
          • 63172

          #5
          Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE
          call a girl or start a party. F porn.

          Maybe this story will make you chcukle. so After drinknig half a bottle of jameson and winning 14 games of beer pong str8 i decided i wasnt going to crash at my friends house cause i felt like i needed to puke. so i walked over to the lightrail station at 5 am go on and fell asleep. i was woken up at like 7:30 am by a officer on the light rail i woke up freaked out ran off the train and puked out a horse the 2nd i stepped off the train. duh

          I need my license back

          society needs you to not get it back, for its own safety
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          • Rowdy Rolex
            SBR High Roller
            • 03-26-08
            • 223

            #6


            gambling's a sick disease
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            • jellobiafra
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-08-09
              • 6291

              #7
              Nickayyyy!
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              • mmike032
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-11-08
                • 8905

                #8
                do we get a vid of you paying the bookie this week?
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #9
                  Sammy shoot a load to naughty mommy. Lots of posters have already. Make sure and put plastic over your keyboard though.
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                  • Irish Lumberjack
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-04-07
                    • 2086

                    #10
                    Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE
                    call a girl or start a party. F porn.

                    Maybe this story will make you chcukle. so After drinknig half a bottle of jameson and winning 14 games of beer pong str8 i decided i wasnt going to crash at my friends house cause i felt like i needed to puke. so i walked over to the lightrail station at 5 am got on and fell asleep. i was woken up at like 7:30 am by a officer on the light rail i woke up freaked out ran off the train and puked out a horse the 2nd i stepped off the train. duh

                    I need my license back
                    i stopped reading after you used a number to finish a word.
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #11
                      THE NICKY SANTORO CURSE......
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                      • Deuce
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 01-12-08
                        • 29843

                        #12
                        Santoro curse.

                        In all honestly I got buried too. 0-4, chased and lost again.
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                        • jmathes
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-19-09
                          • 2385

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                          This is brutal boys. 1-8 or something stupid tonight.

                          So, I turn to porn to make myself feel better...so I turn it on computer and I'm getting nothing.

                          Is it bad when gambling affects your life to the point, you can't even get hard while watching porn.


                          I am being dead serious when I say this Sammy, "Please get help!" I saw one of my best friends go down the same road as you are. You are too young to be getting hooked like this.

                          If you can't quit just bet 1 game a day. Trust me buddy, You really need help!
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                          • wtf
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-22-08
                            • 12983

                            #14
                            enjoy the curse!

                            and post vid of you settling up with book, thank you
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                            • 1st and Ten
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 11-13-09
                              • 5131

                              #15
                              Make a Video
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                              • Chi_archie
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-22-08
                                • 63172

                                #16
                                I'm worried for this kid's life
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                                • Nicky Santoro
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-08-08
                                  • 16103

                                  #17
                                  4 days ago i gave him the best advice i can give him. i told him to keep his bets small and to not be greedy.. he told me to go to hell and called me a fraud. He then took shots at me and told me to give him the curse..

                                  yesterday i tell him to take that cash and buy something with it because he will lose it fast.. he told me to go to hell again..


                                  I wonder if he's wishing now he never called me a fraud and took my advice.. I told him the curse would ruin his life for saying that, he laughed at me..

                                  I wonder if he's still laughing..???


                                  Sammy, this curse is to be taken very seriously.. i told you from day 1. it has ruined the lives of many.. just ask VegasDave and the other 23 guys in montreal what it did to them...
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                                  • jmathes
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-19-09
                                    • 2385

                                    #18
                                    Does anyone else see that this kid has a serious problem besides me?
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                                    • flyingillini
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 41219

                                      #19
                                      Nicky is the most respected Witch Doctor in Canada. His curse is no joke and will ruin your life.
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                                      • Matt Rain
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-13-07
                                        • 5001

                                        #20
                                        Stop betting all these faves Sammy.
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                                        • juni
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 10-03-09
                                          • 169

                                          #21
                                          you need a girl not some stupid videos
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                                          • DrStale
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-07-08
                                            • 9692

                                            #22
                                            That sucks man, if only someone had tried to warn you that you were betting way over your head and werent nearly as good a handicapper as you thought you were which would ultimately lead to a drastic evening-out after your recent successes. Oh well.
                                            Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                            • lakerboy
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 04-02-09
                                              • 94383

                                              #23
                                              No guys we need this. Fade sammy for 2 weeks
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                                              • ericthegangster
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 1764

                                                #24
                                                we'll just take that money and put it on all the favorites this week aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone.
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                                                • BadNina
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-27-07
                                                  • 10491

                                                  #25
                                                  Juni....he has Chet. For now any ways.
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                                                  • ericthegangster
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                    • 1764

                                                    #26
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                                                    • rjt721
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-06-07
                                                      • 7929

                                                      #27
                                                      Porn? Who needs porn? You're in college... go call up one of the school sluts.
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                                                      • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-09-09
                                                        • 4534

                                                        #28
                                                        No suprise sbr's biggest chalk bettor had a shatty day

                                                        WERE YOU FEELING IT TODAY SAMS'N? I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU WERE IN 'YOUR' ZONE. BUT KEEP BETTING, DON'T GET HELP. MAYBE YOU CAN GO ON A RUN AND BUY YOUR PARENTS HOUSE (AND CHARGE THEM RENT)

                                                        MEANWHILE GEL-DOGGY-DOGG HAD A KILLER DAY WITH THE WOOF WOOFIES
                                                        LIONS, RAMS, PANTHERS, IT WAS LIKE NOAHS ARK AND SHAT ON THE DOGG BOAT!

                                                        sorry about bolts second half pick if anyone tailed.
                                                        blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                                        mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                                        gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                                        overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                                        • Brock Landers
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 06-30-08
                                                          • 45359

                                                          #29
                                                          here you go Sammy

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                                                          • Chi_archie
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-22-08
                                                            • 63172

                                                            #30
                                                            Brock do you see Sammy as a young version of you?
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                                                            • Brock Landers
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 06-30-08
                                                              • 45359

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                              Brock do you see Sammy as a young version of you?
                                                              sure, he is headed down the same path. but you can't reach those that don't want to be reached
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                                                              • JetsMatt85
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 12-01-09
                                                                • 393

                                                                #32
                                                                Thats what happens when you make fake gambling videos. The gambling gods will get you
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                                                                • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-09-09
                                                                  • 4534

                                                                  #33
                                                                  stay on the dark side Sammy!! there are women waiting for you and tons and tons of wallets full of twentys and hundreds!!! New clothes, nice cars, all you can eat, all you can drink, all you can smoke... you can win and win and just party world wide!!! haha.
                                                                  blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                                                  mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                                                  gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                                                  overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                                                  • Poker_Beast
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-14-06
                                                                    • 6547

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Sorry Sammy, 3-0 for me this weekend!

                                                                    Get it back!
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                                                                    • SHADYLANKY
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 10-13-09
                                                                      • 1137

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Take the rest of year off. Maybe the curse will expire on midnight new years eve.
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