A guy meets his friend on the street and says, "Buddy, can lend me a couple of hundred? The kids are sick and I need to buy food and pay the utilities." His friend says, "sure, I'll drop it by your house tonight." The guys says, "Bring it by tomorrow; tonight I'm playing in a high stakes no limit game." The friend, confused, says, "How are you going to play in a game like that when you are broke. The guy replies, "Oh, I've got money for THAT."
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Oldest in the book. Not even funny. Orale guey pendejoהמוסד
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the sad part is that not only is this a joke, but it's true in real life too. i know many many gamblers here in mtl that owe me money now for many yrs and they never have the money they say.. but when i drop by the casino, most of them are there playing 100$ a hand in BJ, and can't even pay me 50/week..
gamblers never have money to pay their debts, but ALWAYS have money to gamble with. even if they dont have it, they'll find it any way they can. and if they ever get a hold of it, they are not coming to pay you, they are immediately calling up their bookie to place a bet, OR head on to the casino..
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