Which is the greatest clothing invention?

[pavyracer]

1. Zipper?
2. Buttons?
3. Velcro?

[dwaechte]

Velcro is pretty sweet, although not all that useful...

Hard to argue against the zipper I think.

[TomDwan]

Wow...great question...

Gonna have to think about it awhile and get back to you....

[madmaxx]

Velcro cause I'm pretty sure it was designed specifically for the mentally retarded aka retards

[daneblazer]

boxer shorts

[TobiasFunke]

Velcro cause I'm pretty sure it was designed specifically for the mentally retarded aka retards

thanks for the clarification there

[Cougar Bait]

I'm going with shoulder pads for women. Nothing like a hot chick who looks like a linebacker.

[Matt Rain]

Ass-less chaps.

[pavyracer]

How about the tiny coin change pocket in swimsuit trunks..the one that holds about 2 quarters in it? You know you are down on the beach and instead of carrying a wallet you carry 2 quarters in case you get thirsty or hungry.

[Irish Lumberjack]

the spork! nothing like stabbing the inside of your mouth while trying to eat lucky charms. clothing i'll go with the zipper!

[Mudcat]

My vote is for zipper but I just hope that people understand the dangers of zipping up too quickly after urination, before everything is properly tucked away.

Enjoy your zippers but play safe kids.

[blueghost]

think velcro would have been better

[sickler]

How about the tiny coin change pocket in swimsuit trunks..the one that holds about 2 quarters in it? You know you are down on the beach and instead of carrying a wallet you carry 2 quarters in case you get thirsty or hungry.

Food and beverage are rather inexpensive where you live.

Over here 50 cents won't get you squat.

[pavyracer]

Food and beverage are rather inexpensive where you live.

Over here 50 cents won't get you squat.

It was sarcastic. Food is expensive here too. Problem is paper money gets wet on the beach.

What's the deal with the UPS guy in your avatar?

[pokernut9999]

Bra's and thongs IMO

[Dunder]

How about the tiny coin change pocket in swimsuit trunks..the one that holds about 2 quarters in it? You know you are down on the beach and instead of carrying a wallet you carry 2 quarters in case you get thirsty or hungry.

I was thinking of that too, but it could only be considered the best if they incorporate one into my mankini.

[Doc JS]

Pavy,

When my son was young, velcro was the best thing on the planet! It was the only way he kept his shoes on!!...

The joke around our house was that we were going to have to send him to a college where he could get a roommate who would tie his shoes before he went to class!!! LOL

Doc

[20Four7]

My vote is for zipper but I just hope that people understand the dangers of zipping up too quickly after urination, before everything is properly tucked away.

Enjoy your zippers but play safe kids.

Once again MudCat has a very sharp post. I'm sure we all had a few close calls so we understand what he's talking about......

[MJT1212]

Crotchless Panties

[flyingillini]

Jeans the ones from Bolivia that come with a tooting straw in the secret pocket for yayo.

[1800Gambler]

The Button Fly

[keyboarding]

Pockets.

[jjgold]

Sweats

Love them and keeping stacks of money in them

[BGS 9.5]

edible underwear

followed closely by the jumpsuite

[koby25]

I think the belt was the greatest invention otherwise you would be sagging.

[Boner_18]

Fingerless gloves, that or snaps.

[13th Inning]

I think it's the little slit in the front of briefs - it's good to have an easy way to piss if needed.

[Vreston]

Gotta be the zipper.

Ok buttons are useful but it sucks when you have a button fly and want to get out of the bathroom asap. Then you got zippers on bags, jackets you name it.

Velcro is cool too esp for the kids.

[mmike032]

jorts