Good Christmas Present for a girlfriend **no jewelry

[therber2]

Guys,

I need you help. I've gotta *** up with a present or a really nice thing to do for my girlfriend for Christmas. I've got all my money tied up in a bunch of wagers so I can't buy her jewelry. We fvck all the time already; what else is there? The zoo is closed now, and I'm not having kids. Really dislike kids. Fvck that. Maybe I should just dump her...

[Crash]

coach

[koby25]

If she likes animals go adopt a dog.

[Doc JS]

so if all your money is tied up in a bunch of wagers...how much were you looking to spend???

You DID know that Christmas was going to be on December 25th this year, didn't you???

[1st and Ten]

Do her a favor and dump her

[therber2]

so if all your money is tied up in a bunch of wagers...how much were you looking to spend???

You DID know that Christmas was going to be on December 25th this year, didn't you???

Ohhhhh $hit! I thought it was tomorrow! Thanks Doc!

[big joe 1212]

sex toys, JJ goggles, SBR thong.

[therber2]

If she likes animals go adopt a dog.

Already have a cat. Bitch of a cat.

[Nicky Santoro]

i don't know what she likes, but from experience, i can tell you what not to buy.. make sure you do NOT buy any of this cause i did at one time and i not only made them cry, but they never stopped reminding me about how much of an asshole i am..and i thought they were great gifts, honest. so do NOT buy any of these.

i bought 8 cartons of cigarettes for the ones that smoked. that was a 300$ value, but they hated it.

also, do NOT buy them a vacuum cleaner. do NOT buy them a dishwasher.. no blender, no toaster, even if she needs one badly...do NOT buy them any household stuff. and if they are good girls, do NOT give them cash.. that's all i can offer right now. i learned the hard way.. oh, and make sure to buy a card. a card is very very very important. if you have no card in there, they will be so mad. even if you pay 1$ at the dollar store, trust me,, buy a card and put something nice in it, even if you don't mean it.

[therber2]

Do her a favor and dump her

Probably would be for the best cause all I'm liking here are those JJ goggles. I'd probably just keep them for myself..

[therber2]

Nicky,

Can't go wrong with a card, and maybe one of those mutual gifts where it is supposed to be for both of us, but its more just for me. Really bad move with the cartons of smokes by the way.

[gomiamigo]

Bath salts, lotions, oils, etec.

[Doc JS]

Ohhhhh $hit! I thought it was tomorrow! Thanks Doc!

glad to help!

Doc

[Teela]

Buy her a bread maker. Those always go over well.

[Unicorn7]

Buy her a bread maker. Those always go over well.

For a chick we need better suggestions sweetpea

candles..a bird feeder

[Teela]

Household appliances are always good. Vacuums are especially popular.

[feltball]

something in a box

[Doc JS]

Household appliances are always good. Vacuums are especially popular.

Teela is trying to get your @ss killed!!!!

Doc

[jjgold]

Guys,

I need you help. I've gotta *** up with a present or a really nice thing to do for my girlfriend for Christmas. I've got all my money tied up in a bunch of wagers so I can't buy her jewelry. We fvck all the time already; what else is there? The zoo is closed now, and I'm not having kids. Really dislike kids. Fvck that. Maybe I should just dump her...

Now that is a fukkin classic post!!!!!

[RobbReport]

something in a box

obviously dick in a box

[Jiggy Fly]

Dump her just in time for Xmas!!!

[coloradobuff]

Cash..that way she can get whatever she really wants.

[Teela]

Socks are a good gift.

[StraitShooter]

rent her a 12 inch mulato..course afterwards youll have to take the hershey highway to work..unless tyrone takes the same route too

[smitch124]

BetPhoenix free plays make a great stocking stuffer

[jw]

The one time I was short on cash I did something like this ...

http://www.romantic-tips.com/coupons.shtml

http://budget101.com/giftcoupon.htm#...ntable_Coupons!

She ate this shit up ....
Just print a promise on a "card" and wrap the cards with a cheap-ass box of chocolates ... guaranteed blow-job.

remember to pick the ones that don't involve too much effort on your part ....

[The Seer]

a dildo? Just go buy her a bunch of stuff she likes. Her favorite lotion, her favorite shampoo, etc. Get a bunch of different stuff, put it in a box and wrap it.

[Matt Rain]

BetPhoenix free plays make a great stocking stuffer

You can teach her how to make 8 3-teamers to guarantee 75% of the free play amount. So you guys get to spend some quality time together too.

[Teela]

You could always get her some snow. Put it in a box and I'm sure she'll love that.

[konck]

Your a stain how do you not pan for Xmas for some one you love Dump her or give her Tiger's phone number

[rake922]

pizza!

[koby25]