NIGHT AFO CRIZZMUS
Wus da night afo Crizzmus, and all thru da hood, everybody be sleepin and da sleepin be good. We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck, dat Obama gunna brang us our gument checks.
All of da family, was layin on da flo, my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho. Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all when I heared such a fuss, I thunk..."Sheet, must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da window and what Ize could see, I was spectin the sherrif, wif a warrent fo me. But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look a dat!" Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.
Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white, but it looks like us brothas, got a black un tonight. Faster than a poelice car, my homeboy he came, and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who, On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too. Obama landed dat melon, right dere in da street, I knowed it fo sho, - can you believe that Sheet?
Dat Santy didnt need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do, an I sez to myself, "Son o b---h..he don did dis befo!" He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck? Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my s--t.. He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit. Den, wif my s--t in his bag, out da windo he flew, I sho woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofab---h. So nex year I be hopin, a white Santy we git, cause a black Santy Claws, just aint worf a s--t!
Wus da night afo Crizzmus, and all thru da hood, everybody be sleepin and da sleepin be good. We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck, dat Obama gunna brang us our gument checks.
All of da family, was layin on da flo, my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho. Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all when I heared such a fuss, I thunk..."Sheet, must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da window and what Ize could see, I was spectin the sherrif, wif a warrent fo me. But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look a dat!" Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.
Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white, but it looks like us brothas, got a black un tonight. Faster than a poelice car, my homeboy he came, and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who, On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too. Obama landed dat melon, right dere in da street, I knowed it fo sho, - can you believe that Sheet?
Dat Santy didnt need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do, an I sez to myself, "Son o b---h..he don did dis befo!" He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck? Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my s--t.. He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit. Den, wif my s--t in his bag, out da windo he flew, I sho woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofab---h. So nex year I be hopin, a white Santy we git, cause a black Santy Claws, just aint worf a s--t!