OK I'm just checking out my situation for tonight. Got an a blonde ex model waiting for me so I"m gone very soon. Done some Yayo so I know I"m good. But it is really bad you gotta see if your up or down before you go to bed...... night all.
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quit posting and handle your biznis!!!Comment -
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photos or it didn't happenComment -
or home video
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For a minute I thought the thread title was "Got an Ex-Mod lying in my bed" lolComment -
Originally posted by xxdjstriderxx
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"Got an ex model lying in my bed"
Perhaps the model isn't the one lying.
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None of us have models in bed, etc. All we have are shaftmasters and blow up devices or laptops with porn on them.Comment -
another dreamer with high hopes lolComment -
good luckComment -
You probably shouldn't be doing yayo. Just looking out for you buddy.Comment -
pics or this thread is worthlessComment -
Originally posted by xxdjstriderxx
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The mental imagery here is making me laugh. You, jacked up and getting ready to dive into bed with an "ex-model". But first you sneak out of the room - "Now don't you go running off on me. (then you give her the Austin Powers growl) Grrrr baby. Yeah!" - and head to the toilet.
Take a peak down the underwears - at attention. Check.
Lay down one more line on the bathroom sink for stamina. Check.
Head back towards the bedroom.... but wait! Gotta let the boys know what's about to go down.
Log onto SBR and sneak a little update in for our benefit. Check.
Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're a fukking stud. You're a god. You're gonna DESTROY that pussy. Check.
Head back to the bedroom but pause to lean in the doorway and give her your sexiest pose with bedroom eyes. Check.
Aww yeah. It's business time baby.Comment -
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I'll be honest here. 20four7 might be one of my favorite sbr drinking partners. guy is out.of.control.
but there's no way he's blasting lines, remaining hard, banging ex-models and posting about it all the while. he's just not that good!
But I like that guy. He's crazy.
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2047...just CALM DOWN!! You do a couple lines of cocaina and all of a sudden you think you're THIS guy? Common pal!
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Originally posted by jellobiafra
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Was she a real model, or a part-time model?
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I hope she isn't an ex-model cause you kidnapped, killed her and put her in your bed
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Yeah...I'm inclined to agree...Originally posted by TomDwan
If I had an ex-model laying in my bed, I wouldn't be spending my time posting on SBR...
Just saying...
...not post about it...
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I just lost the mi-ks over.
I blame 20four7 godammit!!!Comment -
Heck , I used to be an ex model.
It was years and years ago.Comment -
you gotta give 24/7 some credit. he's had the same avatar since the day i joined.. he never changed it. one of the few. i remember when i first joined seeing that avatar and always thinking that 24/7 was a girl and that was her pic. i used to think about 24/7 a lot at night and always fantasized that it was really her posting at sbr. what a sexy girl?? btw, of all the girls in the world, why does he have her?? who is she?? is it his ex gf, ex wife, a girl he slept with.. i don't know.. why her??? there are so many beautiful girls in the world.. why her??Comment -
Incorrect Nikoli. He recently had a picture of him hugging up on some horny broad.
Guy is a player.Comment -
plus size model, hand model or geezer catalog model. gotta be one of these.Comment -
Robb watch your tone when addressing a legend!Comment -
Is it Cheryl Tiegs???Comment -
Nickay!!!!! don't fantasize about me please. I am a dude, but that is Sitara (Tara) Hewitt a Canadian Girl. I posted some other pics of her in the Avatar thread. I met her on the set of a tv show You Bet your A$$. Sweet girl and I've been a fan ever since.Comment -
Sounds like fun.Comment -
was it a model for Lane Bryant?Comment -
just because she was in a sears cat. doesn't make her a model!Comment -
Originally posted by jellobiafra
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