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  • BEANTOWNJIM
    SBR MVP
    • 08-12-05
    • 4610

    #1
    (tigers divorced its official)
    BOYS THE MARRIAGE IS OVER ITS OFFICIAL ELAN WOODS HAS HIRED A HIGH PRICED DIVORCE LAWYER AND A MOVING TRUCK HAS BEEN SEEN ON THE PROPERTY THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL MOTHERS AND FATHERS OF GOOD LOOKING BLOND FEMALE CAUCASIONS WATCH OUT THERES A TIGER ON THE LOOSE.IF YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER BETWEEN THE AGES OF 20-35 PLEASE KEEP THEM UNDER LOCK AND KEY UNTIL TIGER GETS BACK ON THE GOLF COURSE SO WE CAN MONITOR WHERE HE IS OTHERWISE YOUR DAUGHTERS MIGHT BE IN DANGER.THIS IS ONE HORNY GUY HE HASNT SLEPT WITH A WOMEN IN 3 WEEKS JEEZ SOME GUYS GO 6 MONTHS BUT TIGER ISNT THAT TYPE.

    ELAN WOODS SHOULD GET ABOUT 650 MILLION PLUS 5 MILLION OR MORE A YEAR UNTIL THE KEEDS ARE 21.THIS IS GOING TO BE A HUGE SETTLEMENT

    JJGOLD WHATS THE SETTLEMENT FIGURE DO YOU HAVE A LINE HERES MINE

    AMOUNT OF MONEY THIS DIVORCE COSTS TIGER

    OVER 500 MILLION -120
    UNDER 500 MILLION +100

    THIS TIGER HAS BEEN TAMED
  • DrStale
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-07-08
    • 9692

    #2
    Pretty sure it has to go to court to become official chief.
    Originally posted by Dark Horse
    If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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    • LLXC
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-10-06
      • 8972

      #3
      Under 500 million +100
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      • konck
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-17-06
        • 12554

        #4
        She will get a chuck like 75-100 mill right off then get 24-30% of tigers income for the next 15 yrs ....The smart move is for her to leave right now so he gets back in good standings with the public, as long as he is still married they will frown on him and he wont earn as much...Pack up quickly Elin go live in that 2.5 million dollar Mansion in Sweden you bought.
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        • koby25
          SBR MVP
          • 10-14-08
          • 1507

          #5
          I'd say under 500 mil.
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          • exstatman
            SBR MVP
            • 11-02-06
            • 1060

            #6
            Definitely under. He was only worth $1 billion on paper and under the most aggressive estimates.
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            • jellobiafra
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-08-09
              • 6291

              #7
              All I learned from this thread is that BEANTOWNJIM is capable of turning his CAPS LOCK off (see thread title).

              Why he chooses to be so fukking annoying (as to SHOUT throughout every post) remains a mystery.
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              • katstale
                SBR MVP
                • 02-07-07
                • 3924

                #8
                Pre-Nup
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                • Irish Lumberjack
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-04-07
                  • 2086

                  #9
                  under tiger wasn't a dummy he got a pre-nup
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                  • Nicky Santoro
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-08-08
                    • 16103

                    #10
                    forget his silly O/U.. the real accurate O/U is.


                    how much will she end up with??


                    ov 227.5 million -110
                    un 227.5 million -110
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      She will be lucky to get 100 million, Tiger has a tight pre / nup.
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                      • BEANTOWNJIM
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-12-05
                        • 4610

                        #12
                        A PRE NUP MEANS SHIT IN A CASE LIKE THIS YOU CAN HAVE A PRE NUP THATS STATES AS LONG AS THE KIDS ARE PROVIDED FOR WICH MEANS THEY GET THE 500 MILLION.THIS WILL END UP COSTING TIGER OVER 60% OF WHATEVER HE MAKES IN HIS CAREER SHE WOULDNT HAVE HIRED A HIGH PRICE LAWYER IF THE PRE NUP WAS GOING TO HOLD UP
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                        • TheAntidote
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 08-30-09
                          • 869

                          #13
                          Does somebody who types in all caps and spells "Elin" wrong really have any credibility?
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                          • RealSlimShady
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-24-07
                            • 6249

                            #14
                            Easily under, Beaner. Most of the time, the wife doesnt get anywhere close to 50% in high profile, big $ cases. Look at Roman Abramovich. That billionaire got away EASY!
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                            • big joe 1212
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-01-08
                              • 19380

                              #15
                              Where do I sign up for sloppy seconds?
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                              • Scorpion
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-04-05
                                • 7797

                                #16
                                tIGER DESERVES TO LOSE MORE THAN 1/2
                                he is stupid
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                                • Sam Odom
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-30-05
                                  • 58063

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

                                  forget his silly O/U.. the real accurate O/U is. how much will she end up with??

                                  ov 227.5 million -110

                                  un 227.5 million -110

                                  OVER , when all is said and done 1/4 Billion. But WOW
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