On my Way to Chicago For a Wedding

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  • AMBlai01
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-16-08
    • 5882

    #1
    On my Way to Chicago For a Wedding
    Best friend from college is getting married...I am in the wedding (best man) and have to give a speech in front of about 250 people. This is going to be one of those classy affairs...

    Isn't it a little insensitive to have a wedding the week before christmas?
  • Matt Rain
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-13-07
    • 5001

    #2
    That's a great opening line. You're gonna kill!
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    • Deuce
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-12-08
      • 29843

      #3
      Must be shotgun.


      In your speech, give everyone attending a winner. Finish it off by saying, "Let's get em today boys, always remember to visit SBRlines.com, RebateWager.com, Nicky, call me."
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      • Irish Lumberjack
        SBR MVP
        • 12-04-07
        • 2086

        #4
        Good luck! I've been the best man at a wedding twice and it never gets any easier. But good luck have fun and nail that speech!
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        • Boner_18
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-24-08
          • 8301

          #5
          That is a pretty good line. Just keep it short and avoid rambling, worst is when some dude's speech is longer than the Maid of Honor's (or last few weddings I've been to its all bridesmaids wtf is that?!?). Remember to thank the parents as they are paying for the thing, presumably.

          And remember to enjoy!
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          • onthewhat
            Restricted User
            • 05-14-08
            • 15411

            #6
            weddings should be in spring or summer

            not during football season
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            • Richkas
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-03-08
              • 19396

              #7
              Originally posted by AMBlai01
              Best friend from college is getting married...I am in the wedding (best man) and have to give a speech in front of about 250 people. This is going to be one of those classy affairs...

              Isn't it a little insensitive to have a wedding the week before christmas?
              Never heard of somebody getting married the week before Christmas.
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              • 13th Inning
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 08-05-08
                • 878

                #8
                They must be Jews.
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                • Mudcat
                  Restricted User
                  • 07-21-05
                  • 9287

                  #9
                  Yeah I did the Best Man thing over the summer. Made a speech and he also wanted me to perform a few songs. I made sure I was well prepared and it ended up being one of those things I will feel pretty proud about for the rest of my life.

                  So that's my suggestion. Prepare. If you like the heavy drinking, maybe don't get started in earnest until post-speech.

                  Good luck.
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                  • Bread
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-16-08
                    • 23726

                    #10
                    Get a "flat tire" and go take in a Bulls game.
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                    • Shark79
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-19-07
                      • 11211

                      #11
                      Wear a Bulls Jersey.
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                      • Kaps
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-09-06
                        • 3272

                        #12
                        welcome to chitown pal.....
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                        • AMBlai01
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-16-08
                          • 5882

                          #13
                          I am honestly not that worried about the speech. I don't mind public speaking and I know both the bride and groom so well that I have a couple of good jokes up my sleeve.
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                          • Kaps
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-09-06
                            • 3272

                            #14
                            amby where are you from ????
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                            • koby25
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-14-08
                              • 1507

                              #15
                              Honeymoon is in the North pole.
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                              • AMBlai01
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-16-08
                                • 5882

                                #16
                                I'm from Syracuse....big fan of chicago, been here a bunch. Love this city.
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82898

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                  Best friend from college is getting married...I am in the wedding (best man) and have to give a speech in front of about 250 people. This is going to be one of those classy affairs...

                                  Isn't it a little insensitive to have a wedding the week before christmas?
                                  Most religious churches don't allow you to marry around Christmas. It could have been better if the wedding was after New Years.

                                  I hope you have a great time!
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                                  • Boner_18
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-24-08
                                    • 8301

                                    #18
                                    Maybe for them it is tax efficient to marry in '09 as Dec. 31 is the deadline to marry and be able to joint file. Could be several thousands in savings here. I've been to a Dec. 31 wedding before.
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                                    • AMBlai01
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 09-16-08
                                      • 5882

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Boner_18
                                      Maybe for them it is tax efficient to marry in '09 as Dec. 31 is the deadline to marry and be able to joint file. Could be several thousands in savings here. I've been to a Dec. 31 wedding before.
                                      Not really something they have to worry about. They planned this almost a year ago. I guess she just always wanted to get married in Chicago (where she grew up) while it was chirstmas time and all the decorations were up....
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                                      • iceminers26
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-13-08
                                        • 15600

                                        #20
                                        Have fun AM and good luck with the speech .
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Dont get drunk you fuk

                                          Give a good speech and represent SBR well
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                                          • jgiun1
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-07-09
                                            • 2559

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by 13th Inning
                                            They must be Jews.
                                            This place has way too many funny ass people.....
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                                            • MonkeyF0cker
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-12-07
                                              • 12144

                                              #23
                                              Have fun, Amby. I'm headed back there for Christmas next week...
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                                              • AMBlai01
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-16-08
                                                • 5882

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                Dont get drunk you fuk

                                                Give a good speech and represent SBR well
                                                Will do...I can drink a bit to take the edge off but have to be sharp for the speech. I will do everyone proud!

                                                Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                                Have fun, Amby. I'm headed back there for Christmas next week...
                                                Didn't know you were from the Chicago area originally.....
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                                                • Mac4Lyfe
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 01-04-09
                                                  • 48625

                                                  #25
                                                  Tell the pending groom to first have his bride to be check out mentally. Anyone wanting to get married in Chicago during the winter has to have a screw loose. I guess she's planning on having a white wedding dress tie dyed with yellow and brown snow too. Make sure he gets a prenup.
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