Somedays, the world conspires against you

[Justin7]

I'm trying to pull out of a parking lot, making a left turn onto a busy street. A guy turning in from the street won't - he just sits their ignoring every gap. So this idiot makes me wait 10 minutes.

Sam's club. They don't take ****. My ********** was shut down, but no one told me. 15 minutes on the phone to get that fixed.

Sam's club. They're dumb. They forget to apply $25 in coupons (formula is expensive stuff). They point me to cusomter service. 20 minutes later, I get my credit.

Parlays. Another book I really like cut my parlay limits to $100. I found out 1 hour before a bunch of games went... So I have to scramble to get down.

What's wrong with you, world?

[Dunder]

I'm trying to pull out of a parking lot, making a left turn onto a busy street. A guy turning in from the street won't - he just sits their ignoring every gap. So this idiot makes me wait 10 minutes.

Before forming an opinion, I would like to hear the other side of the story!
Some days are better than others.

[paco]

nothing like taking nice 8 shots of hennessy after a day like that J

[nosniboR11]

but its ok for justin7 to put an idiot thread like this, who cares justin stick to sports, only thing your good at

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

Maybe you could just kidnap somebody. Paco, thanks for the avatar change. Some muslim guy pointing a gat at me doesn't go good with my morning cereal.

[Justin7]

but its ok for justin7 to put an idiot thread like this, who cares justin stick to sports, only thing your good at

This is sports. Do you know how long it takes to put in $30k in parlays at $100/pop? Bastages!

[OSUCOWBOYS]

This is sports. Do you know how long it takes to put in $30k in parlays at $100/pop? Bastages!

[pavyracer]

Do you know how hard it is to load the caches of money Justin7 wins every year gambling on a 1/2 ton truck without a forklift?

[IrishTim]

Was it the one on Indian Ridge Blvd? If so, I know what you're talking about. That's when you've got to just speed through the parking lot and go out another way.

[IrishTim]

This is sports. Do you know how long it takes to put in $30k in parlays at $100/pop? Bastages!

Over semester's worth of tuition on parlays. I feel like I'm going to be paying that shit off for 10 years out of college and I see some guy down the street putting that amount in for one day's worth of parlays.

[hhsilver]

This is sports. Do you know how long it takes to put in $30k in parlays at $100/pop? Bastages!

You might have had more time if you hadn't had to deal with that Sam's club coupon. I guess the old adage is true : pay attention to those coupons and the $30k in parlays will take care of themselves. There's a lesson here for all you newbies.

[purecarnagge]

you entered it in 300 times? You didn't have delay did you? isn't that violation of the rules? Making multiple bets to circumvent limits

[juni]

i feel like the world conspires against me every other day...i wish it would stop

[Hoja Verdes]

"Some days you eat the bar, some days the bar eats you."

[flyingillini]

I hope you are enjoying being a new Father. I hope God has blessed you and your lovely family. Have a great XMAS!

[Justin7]

you entered it in 300 times? You didn't have delay did you? isn't that violation of the rules? Making multiple bets to circumvent limits

It worked out to be 24 choose 2 + 24. There were no duplicates

[raiders72002]

It worked out to be 24 choose 2 + 24. There were no duplicates

bonus whoring?

[IrishTim]

I think he means he entered the bunch of different combinations of his bets. C(24, 2) = "24 choose 2". Haven't done that shit since high school Justin, but I believe it works out to 276 different parlays?

[Dark Horse]

You might have had more time if you hadn't had to deal with that Sam's club coupon. I guess the old adage is true : pay attention to those coupons and the $30k in parlays will take care of themselves.

A coupon-clippin' 30K a night bettor.

[nosniboR11]

lol

[Justin7]

A coupon-clippin' 30K a night bettor.

if you're ever married, you'll understand.

[tltaylor89]

maybe 4k in parlays for me every two days

[Dark Horse]

if you're ever married, you'll understand.

I'm married. I was laughing at the contrast, realizing that life is full of contrasts.

[Justin7]

you entered it in 300 times? You didn't have delay did you? isn't that violation of the rules? Making multiple bets to circumvent limits

Btw, if you have an unreasonable delay and you want to enter a lot of parlays, keep several windows at BP. Once you enter the first bet, move to the second. If you can put in one bet every 6 seconds, and you have a 24 second delay, you need 5 windows open.