Good afternoon. Scrooge here. I am putting about 8 seconds of thought into this so it is probably open to debate. Feel free to argue with me just bearing in mind that you will be wrong every time.
There is a billion times more to consider on the WORST list than the BEST. So much insipid dreck at this time of year. I absolutely will NOT be posting YouTubes of the WORST songs.
So let's start with that, the WORST 3 CHRISTMAS SONGS
1) Santa Baby - fukk off with that shit!
2) The 12 Days of Christmas - shut the fukk up!
3) It's Baby's First Christmas - perhaps not as well known but just so monumentally bad, I had to go with it. Can cause spontaneous puking.
Dishonorable mention to: Rockin' Around The Holly Jolly Jingle Fukk Off!
BEST CHRISTMAS SONGS - seriously
1) Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
2) Merry Christmas Emily - Cracker
3) Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
And by the way, the Best Christmas movie is Bad Santa.
That is all. Well other than the YouTubes, that is all.
There is a billion times more to consider on the WORST list than the BEST. So much insipid dreck at this time of year. I absolutely will NOT be posting YouTubes of the WORST songs.
So let's start with that, the WORST 3 CHRISTMAS SONGS
1) Santa Baby - fukk off with that shit!
2) The 12 Days of Christmas - shut the fukk up!
3) It's Baby's First Christmas - perhaps not as well known but just so monumentally bad, I had to go with it. Can cause spontaneous puking.
Dishonorable mention to: Rockin' Around The Holly Jolly Jingle Fukk Off!
BEST CHRISTMAS SONGS - seriously
1) Fairytale of New York - The Pogues
2) Merry Christmas Emily - Cracker
3) Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
And by the way, the Best Christmas movie is Bad Santa.
That is all. Well other than the YouTubes, that is all.