Help! I can't stop giving my pts to shanty!

[Robyn]

I am going to go broke. Every post is worth at least one SBR point.

Is shanty a star at the other forums, too?

[smitch124]

Shanty has been at Cappersmall for years without much note. He has had a little run from the SBR crossovers lately, but nothing like here.

[jellobiafra]

I don't get it. Every once in a while it's lolz, but he's got you guys in some sort of jedi trance.

[BGS 9.5]

I have seen him at Cappers Empire and Bookies Corner

I heart Shanty

[statnerds]

when did you meet Mickey Rooney?

[Deuce]

Shanty welocked forum whore.

[CarpeDime]

robyn this is great

I get high from giving shanty points as well

i have been giving all my points to shanty for a long time now

i actually now make it a habit of giving him at least one point for EVERY post

i know i will soon go points broke because of this

but i look at my account, i see 200+ points, i look at a shanty post, and I guess I just give in to my short-term desires and behave irresponsibly with respect to the long term

[durito]

i gave shanty all my points today

[B1GER1C828]

Thats y im here..so u can give em 2 me instead weeeeee

[yisman]

I've noticed your problem and I might have someone who can help with your addiction.

robyn this is great

I get high from giving shanty points as well

i have been giving all my points to shanty for a long time now

You have over 200 points and you've also been giving a lot of points to nowisgone, who is perpetually broke like shanty.

[koby25]

Robyn needs an intervention

[CarpeDime]

i gave shanty all my points today

dorito if you ever want points to give to shanty ask me i will help you out if i can

[Bread]

Me too. I get a rush from giving Shanty my points.

[cappinthepigs]

You must do something about this. It's unacceptable. Your family will become point starved! These are not rollover points, they are perfectly good points.

If you need help, please attend a Pointaholohic Annomoyous Meeting.

555-PTS-HELP

[Dunder]

As well as you folks donating to him, Shanty is also borrowing points on top of the (unpaid) loans he already has.

[Capybara]

I assume it's the adorably broken English? You find it endearing?

[CarpeDime]

I assume it's the adorably broken English? You find it endearing?

no, lot's of people cant fukin speak english

shanty is pro and genieus

[CarpeDime]

As well as you folks donating to him, Shanty is also borrowing points on top of the (unpaid) loans he already has.

shanty should go to work on wall st

[jellobiafra]

I assume it's the adorably broken English? You find it endearing?

That's what I've always assumed too, but that would have to wear off after a while...wouldn't it? I mean, it's basically the same shit worded a little differently every time. Yet, he keeps everybody in pieces.

[Dunder]

shanty should go to work on wall st

Subway station?

[williams22]

shanty should go to work on wall st

Hot Nuts vendor?

[jellobiafra]

Careful guys. He'll come in this thread and threaten to anal you bald swines with his 10 inch bulb.... yadda yadda yadda.

[Bread]

It is not his speech patterns. It is because he is pro and herald of truth.

You people can't HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Hopefully SBR replaces that clown Loshak as next year's bash entertainment with SHANTYYYY!!!

[MonkeyF0cker]

Shanty is like when you get your taint tongued for the first time. A little awkward at first but you learn to appreciate it and start asking for more.

[Robyn]

Jello, are you cranky because you quit smoking?

I'm sorry, but there is nothing funnier than knowing this is the guy who is analing people.

[Robyn]

p.s. shanty is going to call for admin to remove his picture at once!.

wait for it....wait for it...

[pavyracer]

Jello, are you cranky because you quit smoking?

I'm sorry, but there is nothing funnier than knowing this is the guy who is analing people.

Robyn is this our shanty? Were is his neck? This has to be photoshopped.

[CarpeDime]

wow shanty is handsome!!

ok, my shanty points giving addiction has made me do something perhaps a little stupid

I loaded up on a bunch of 4-teamer NBA parlays in the SBR sportsbook, with some straight bets as well

If I lose, well, I don't know what I will do

If I win them all - POINTS FOR SHANTY!!

although, I could actually hold off on giving them to him, and then bet my winnings at the SBR book, and if I win again, have even MORE points to give to shanty.....

hmm I'm not sure what I will do, but anyway, let's root home Minnesota over! Nets under! Denver ML! Orlando ML! COMMON!

[Robyn]

Why is SBR's future at steak?

[CarpeDime]

i cannot get over how handsome shanty is! he really IS a star!

[CarpeDime]

Why is SBR's future at steak?

because SBR is in negotiations to retain the services of Engsowin, the KING

[revnecro1273]

how do you post pictures?

[pavyracer]

because SBR is in negotiations to retain the services of Engsowin, the KING

By why do they have to have the negotiations at a steakhouse?

[Robyn]

Robyn is this our shanty? Were is his neck? This has to be photoshopped.

pavy, that is definitely shanty. I can't post the website here, so if you really want to know, you will have to do a little searching.

[Immortality]

I give Shanty all my points as well. I just wish he would win a bet in the sportsbook. Every time we give him points, they go right into the sportsbook never to be seen again. Our addiction to giving points to Shanty is really just giving them back to SBR