Any of you guys ever write a love poem.....

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  • Richkas
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-03-08
    • 19396

    #1
    Any of you guys ever write a love poem.....
    I told her I was writing one and now I'm stuck. The words just dont sound right.
  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
    Are you jonesing hard right now?
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    • B1GER1C828
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-31-07
      • 10244

      #3
      roses are red
      violets are blue
      your best friend gives good head
      lets find out if you do too.

      use this ^^
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      • CarpeDime
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-01-09
        • 7873

        #4
        richie i have written poems on here before


        richie i will help you
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        • shady610
          SBR MVP
          • 01-12-06
          • 1570

          #5
          love is a sensation, caused by temptation
          A man sticks his locataion, in a girls destination
          to increas the population of the next generation
          Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41219

            #6
            Snort that yayo
            I love to play Halo
            God Bless SBR
            All Hail the King
            Snort that yayo til your head rings
            Jerk that shaft nice and fast God Bless Richkas for not taking it in the ass.
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            • Sam Odom
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-30-05
              • 58063

              #7
              Read Paul Verlaine love poems
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              • Richkas
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-03-08
                • 19396

                #8
                Originally posted by CarpeDime
                richie i have written poems on here before


                richie i will help you
                Thanks from the offer, but its gotta come from my heart. She will be able to tell.
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                • Richkas
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-03-08
                  • 19396

                  #9
                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                  Snort that yayo
                  I love to play Halo
                  God Bless SBR
                  All Hail the King
                  Snort that yayo til your head rings
                  Jerk that shaft nice and fast God Bless Richkas for not taking it in the ass.

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                  • flyingillini
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-06-06
                    • 41219

                    #10
                    Richie, you jonesing bro?
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                    • Richkas
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-03-08
                      • 19396

                      #11
                      Originally posted by flyingillini
                      Richie, you jonesing bro?

                      no


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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82899

                        #12
                        I love you when the Lakers cover the spread on a cold night
                        and I cash from my book all the money I can pile
                        I love you like the Titans crush the Rams in Nashville
                        and the balance in my book glows like your smile
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                        • emoney
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-12-09
                          • 1481

                          #13
                          Black bitch, black bitch

                          Eyes like a frog,

                          Come over here and let me fuk you like a dog.

                          (This one did not work particularly well for me, but maybe you will have better luck.)
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                          • BGS 9.5
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-10-08
                            • 4628

                            #14
                            Richkas, are you kidding us with this shit or what????
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                            • flyingillini
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 12-06-06
                              • 41219

                              #15
                              I am very happy to see Righaaz in love with a human being rather than chor boy, a pipe and some rock. I am happy to see him in love and happy!
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                              • BEANTOWNJIM
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-12-05
                                • 4610

                                #16
                                Rickas my keeds are on welfare
                                we heard you made a big score at bet fair

                                now go get drunkyou bum and come on over
                                and i will give you a small bonar

                                richas is your not to fussy
                                i will give you some of my dirty pussy

                                now go give the forum another winner
                                and next week you can have me for dinner

                                love you richkas,signed white trash
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                                • tacomax
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 9619

                                  #17
                                  Here you go, Richie:

                                  Love Poems - write Your Own Love Poetry - enter your own words into our love poetry generator and write an original (tee hee) love poem and make memorable original love poems lush with fabulous romantic images, words with impact will slick like buttered boulders to your feet, or not ...


                                  I did a quick one for you. Starts out OK but dips a bit in the middle.

                                  Your skin glows like the apple, blossoms loving as the rose in the purest hope of spring.
                                  My heart follows your harp voice and leaps like a lion at the whisper of your name.
                                  The evening floats in on a great hawk wing.
                                  I am comforted by your panties that I carry into the twilight of nightbeams and hold next to my cock.
                                  I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of water.
                                  As my bell end falls from my trousers, it reminds me of your television.
                                  In the quiet, I listen for the last roar of the day.
                                  My heated nipple leaps to my pyjamas. I wait in the moonlight for your secret cat so that we may love as one, nipple to nipple, in search of the magnificient red and mystical candle of love.
                                  Originally posted by pags11
                                  SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                                  Originally posted by BuddyBear
                                  I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                                  Originally posted by curious
                                  taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                                  • flyingillini
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-06-06
                                    • 41219

                                    #18
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                                    • wal66
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-14-08
                                      • 5305

                                      #19
                                      Richie, how much time do you have? Also it's a love poem so you will have to set aside your tough guy image and SWEAR to never show anyone. If you have a day or two I can help ya out.
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                                      • sickler
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 06-05-08
                                        • 15006

                                        #20
                                        Richie, if you're going to use the poem Taco found, prolly best to leave out this part:

                                        "As my bell end falls from my trousers, it reminds me of your television"


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                                        • Sawyer
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-01-09
                                          • 7761

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pavyracer
                                          I love you when the Lakers cover the spread on a cold night
                                          and I cash from my book all the money I can pile
                                          I love you like the Titans crush the Rams in Nashville
                                          and the balance in my book glows like your smile
                                          Very good one
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                                          • iceminers26
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-13-08
                                            • 15600

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                                            Richkas, are you kidding us with this shit or what????
                                            I was thinking the same, are you ****in serious Clark
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                                            • Bread
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-16-08
                                              • 23726

                                              #23
                                              Anthony Richkas
                                              He'd never stiff us
                                              But with knife
                                              He'd stick us
                                              God be with us

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                                              • Willie Bee
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-14-06
                                                • 15726

                                                #24
                                                Assuming she doesn't listen to John Hiatt, try this out Richkas:

                                                I'm dirty as a man hole cover
                                                I'm looking for my long lost lover
                                                She turned me out and now I'm sinking
                                                I'm just so easily led when my little head does the thinking

                                                I'm loyal as a dog but I'm a hog for that sexual attraction
                                                It starts up in my mind and it makes a bee line below the belt
                                                No consequences just satisfaction

                                                Baby in my heart I'm faithful
                                                This two-headed monster is so distasteful
                                                Forgive me when my instincts start stinkin'
                                                I'm just so easily led when my little head does the thinking
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                                                • Richkas
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-03-08
                                                  • 19396

                                                  #25
                                                  Some of you guys are nuts
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                                                  • Richkas
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 02-03-08
                                                    • 19396

                                                    #26
                                                    I'm about half way through. Think I'm going to quit though. Phuck the cunt. She dont deserve it.
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                                                    • B1GER1C828
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-31-07
                                                      • 10244

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Richkas
                                                      I'm about half way through. Think I'm going to quit though. Phuck the cunt. She dont deserve it.


                                                      ur gna post the poem when its done right???
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                                                      • statnerds
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-23-09
                                                        • 4047

                                                        #28
                                                        don't kill yourself over this thing. sounds like a ton of effort.

                                                        just make it short and simple. make sure that shit is personalized like where you met or how she changed you or how you can't wait to spend the rest of your natural born life with her.

                                                        on top of that, i did this one year. had this friend just draw a dozen roses, just black lines on paper right. i filled in each rose with a few words or half of a line of verse and then stole a picture frame from work and put it in.

                                                        that young lady loved it, a lot. like raunchy hot foot sex later loved it.

                                                        and then we broke up a year later and i realized i wasted one of the most romantic things i could have ever done.

                                                        GL
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                                                        • Hells Kitchen
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 02-11-09
                                                          • 383

                                                          #29
                                                          Plagerize a love song from a band that she would have no idea of.

                                                          I speak from experience.
                                                          You will come across as a kind thoughtful sensitive dude,henceforth a piece of ass
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                                                          • konck
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-17-06
                                                            • 12554

                                                            #30
                                                            Just google love poems paste and copy .....then say man you bring out some talent I never knew I had....Can I have a BJ now?
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                                                            • sickler
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 06-05-08
                                                              • 15006

                                                              #31
                                                              Show her that you're a cool gambler by mixing in some of our 'speak' with the horny stuff.


                                                              Videos, sports predictions, come watch me play
                                                              forum.sbrforum.com is where I spend my day

                                                              The Steelers and Chiefs, they cover this week
                                                              Look at me, I'm Jimmy The Greek!

                                                              My wrought iron cock longs for you
                                                              The distance between us turns my balls blue

                                                              Sit on my face, you won't want to leave
                                                              The desire to please you is worn on my sleeve
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                                                              • ClydeFontaine
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 11-09-09
                                                                • 375

                                                                #32
                                                                No.
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                                                                • tmorton
                                                                  Restricted User
                                                                  • 11-15-09
                                                                  • 560

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by emoney
                                                                  Black bitch, black bitch

                                                                  Eyes like a frog,

                                                                  Come over here and let me fuk you like a dog.

                                                                  (This one did not work particularly well for me, but maybe you will have better luck.)
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                                                                  • sickler
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 06-05-08
                                                                    • 15006

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Did Ritchie score with this chick?

                                                                    Must have been an internet thing. If she was coming over he'd be showering and tidying up the place, not writing love poems.
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                                                                    • Dr.Gonzo
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-05-09
                                                                      • 4660

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Roes are red
                                                                      Violets are blue
                                                                      Bend over bitch
                                                                      So I can **** you
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