I'm in love...

[Willie Bee]

...with the Merriam-Webster.com girl. Has that librarian look to her, the kind that would shush you at the library and then tear your ass up in the boudoir. Plus you know with her vast vocabulary she could indeed talk dirty to you.

By the way if you go to the site and look up a word, and you get the bald dude editor, that means you are gay.

[sickler]

I just tried and got the bald dude.

[aggieshawn]

hot

[G's pks]

Willie do you know if BJ will be offering a $25 free play for its customers like they did during the holiday season last year?

[Willie Bee]

Try to stay with the program here, G's, we're talking hot librarian chick right now, humor an old man.

I got a little stiffy listening to her go through the 'i before e' rule a few minutes ago.

[BadNina]

Ok....scarred for life there, Dad. Thanks.

[G's pks]

would be nice if video would play...

[TomDwan]

[MrMonkey]

This won't end pretty if Queen Bee finds out?

[Willie Bee]

Ok....scarred for life there, Dad. Thanks.

Hey child. Don't you think dear old dad deserves a young thing to play with?

would be nice if video would play...

It's a JPG, knucklehead.

This won't end pretty if Queen Bee finds out?

Things rarely do end pretty when she finds out, Señor Chango.


By the way, I think this is one case when it's perfectly acceptable to call this either love at first sight or love at first site

[pavyracer]

I went there and did the word "boudoir" and I got Michael Strahan working out with dumbbells first but then a brunette with glasses and a pink open collar shirt appeared. Is she her twin sister? I think I'm in love.

[BadNina]

Well since Mom has a younger guy, I guess you can have a girl.

[smitch124]

I got Michael Strahan 1st

[Willie Bee]

I went there and did the word "boudoir" and I got Michael Strahan working out with dumbbells first but then a brunette with glasses and a pink open collar shirt appeared. Is she her twin sister? I think I'm in love.

This one pavy? Really?! How can you even compare this thing to the vision of beauty I'd like to pitch woo with?

[pavyracer]

Yes that one Willie. With a make over she will look good. But your beauty is hotter at the moment.

[pokernut9999]

I like your choice Willie , us old guys have the same taste.

[lyon804]

To each his own Willie Bee. Nice to see you are in love.... And it is indeed a white woman. Always a +. I was wondering why you have laid off the infractions lately with me. Now, I have the answer.

[Willie Bee]

The infractions can start back up at anytime, lyon. Like now, considering that I'm not entirely white myself. Got any other smart-ass comments now?

[twister]

The girls' that have the bookworm look to them are almost always the dirtiest/kinkiest in the bedroom.

[Nicky Santoro]

Ok....scarred for life there, Dad. Thanks.

i swear to GOD, i was ready to post it right away after i saw his post, then i saw yours and was not shocked.. willie, how can you talk like that in front of your daughter.. omg, if i heard my mom or dad say i'd love to fukk that girl so badly, i would totally freak.. you don't want to look at your dad that way ever.

we always want to believe our parents never do that stuff or even like that stuff..

[griffdog]

With her, you'd get post-coital words like exhilarating and enthralling...or maybe she's a simple woman when it comes to the dirty deeds, and a 'damn that was good' will do for her.

[lyon804]

The infractions can start back up at anytime, lyon. Like now, considering that I'm not entirely white myself. Got any other smart-ass comments now?

No Sir. Not at this time. You are a tough one though. Aren't you? Just complementing your taste in woman. I too have the same taste. Doesn't matter to me what you are racially or etically. I, myself have basked in the glow of being with many different kinda woman. I have had sex with all types for the experience and the rush. I have fukked anything from young chicks, old chicks, black, oriental. I have fukked many beautiful woman. I have even fukked fat crack whores, but usually they are skinny. The crack whores that is, that were so nasty that I almost pukked the next day thinking about what I had done.

Good Luck to your future pipe laying of many different types.

AS ALWAYS BEST WISHES

lyon804

[pavyracer]

No Sir. Not at this time. You are a tough one though. Aren't you? Just complementing your taste in woman. I too have the same taste. Doesn't matter to me what you are racially or etically. I, myself have basked in the glow of being with many different kinda woman. I have had sex with all types for the experience and the rush. I have fukked anything from young chicks, old chicks, black, oriental. I have fukked many beautiful woman. I have even fukked fat crack whores, but usually they are skinny. The crack whores that is, that were so nasty that I almost pukked the next day thinking about what I had done.

Good Luck to your future pipe laying of many different types.

AS ALWAYS BEST WISHES

lyon804

I think you need to test for STD's as soon as possible.

[Mudcat]

Pitch that woo Willie.

Pitch that woo.

[twister]

I think you need to test for STD's as soon as possible.

[lyon804]

I think you need to test for STD's as soon as possible.

25,000th post for something like this Pavy?m I'll have you know that I am currently healthy and have always protected my best interest. I have never went diving without a jacket on. I'm also not into pole dunking on men? I am heterosexual all the way!

[Slim]

I like the porn lookalike Sarah Palin.

[pavyracer]

25,000th post for something like this Pavy?m I'll have you know that I am currently healthy and have always protected my best interest. I have never went diving without a jacket on. I'm also not into pole dunking on men? I am heterosexual all the way!

Good to know but I thought my #25,000 needs to be a sarcastic post since 90% of my posts are like that.

How do you do a fat crack whore? Give us a step by step guide so we can learn something.

[lyon804]

Slim, that chick above has my heart. Nice breast. Looks like she definitely has had work done.

[lyon804]

Good to know but I thought my #25,000 needs to be a sarcastic post since 90% of my posts are like that.

How do you do a fat crack whore? Give us a step by step guide so we can learn something.

Don't have a step by step guide for doing it. The first time I was young and the opportunity presented itself and I was curious. Not like I was making love to the whore. I am not much for the love making thing anyways. I just want to do my work. I like doing whores. There is no strings attached or any expectations down the road. Worked for Tiger well too until the house of cards went tumbling.

[Irish Lumberjack]

i got the creepy dude