Trolling the QEW for a CILF

Flying Dutchman · 12-14-09, 09:40 AM

unreal.

buztah · 12-14-09, 09:45 AM

Dutchy, if she's lucky, maybe ole Buzzy will play a little Jingle Bells tune for her later tonight

Flying Dutchman · 12-14-09, 09:47 AM

Buzzy, if you put 1/10 of the energy you devote to banging broads into your career, you'd be CEO of SBR right now.

onthewhat · 12-14-09, 09:50 AM

PAULYPOKER · 12-14-09, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by buztah

Boys, there's this cop I'd like to phuck (CILF) on the QEW. I always see her sitting in her one hiding spot in this speed trap. She is a fine bitch but has quite a temper. I saw her pistol whip the bejesus outta one guy last week as I was driving by. Hanky, I'm thinking she will be a real firecracker in the sack (cuffs, guns, whips, etc) and I would love to bang her with that badge in her mouth. She could bite down hard on it as I do my thing. Here's the skinny. I got 30 feet of rope tied to my bumper and on the other end a 16.5 lb stainless steel danforth/fluke marine/boating anchor. I gave this a test go in the neighbourhood and sparks are phucken flying everywhere once I get up to 60kmh. I will blow by that speed trap kunt at phucken 140 kmh this morning, FlyinIllini, and will surely get her attention. I will keep the anchor in my lap till about 1/4 mile before the speed trap, then cast her out and let the fireworks begin. Boys, this one just can't miss.

that story just made my f_ _king day!
Goodpost

buztah · 12-14-09, 11:57 AM

Pauly, just blew by the speed trap as planned but no cop. I think I gave one bluehair in a Chrysler, and a redneck on a bike, a phucken heart attack!

Will try again in 2 hours.

lyon804 · 12-14-09, 12:17 PM

Buzzy, in keeping with your fettishes and desires to fukk this CILF. I would suggest while fukking her to take her nite stick from her and beat her hard on the ass while fukking her from behind. After this act grows old I would like to suggest one more thing with the nite stick.... Get her in the missionary position on the bed, take the nite stick and wedge it against her throat to choke her while supressing her head to the headboard of your bed. Choke her to the point she almost passes out. If you do the things I say above you will no doubt give this CILF the best orgasm she has ever experienced.

The way you explain her personality I have no doubt this will be an experiece that she will always treasure.

Last TIP!! If you decide to take my advice you must commit to it. No half-assing it. You must be brutal as possible for this to work or it will come off as an act rather than how you roll.

Buzzy, I wish you much success in this endevaur.

PAULYPOKER · 12-14-09, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Pauly, just blew by the speed trap as planned but no cop. I think I gave one bluehair in a Chrysler, and a redneck on a bike, a phucken heart attack! Will try again in 2 hours.

All jokes aside did you ever think about being a stand up comic? I think you have some talent for this.

buztah · 12-14-09, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by lyon804

Buzzy, in keeping with your fettishes and desires to fukk this CILF. I would suggest while fukking her to take her nite stick from her and beat her hard on the ass while fukking her from behind. After this act grows old I would like to suggest one more thing with the nite stick.... Get her in the missionary position on the bed, take the nite stick and wedge it against her throat to choke her while supressing her head to the headboard of your bed. Choke her to the point she almost passes out. If you do the things I say above you will no doubt give this CILF the best orgasm she has ever experienced.

The way you explain her personality I have no doubt this will be an experiece that she will always treasure.

Last TIP!! If you decide to take my advice you must commit to it. No half-assing it. You must be brutal as possible for this to work or it will come off as an act rather than how you roll.

Buzzy, I wish you much success in this endevaur.

I see you are an experienced man in this arena. I usually am the one being choked at climax but this could shake things up a bit. Hmmm....

Irish Lumberjack · 12-14-09, 01:35 PM

fuukin buzzy! that made my afternoon!

PAULYPOKER · 12-14-09, 02:14 PM

buztah

" I see you are an experienced man in this arena. I usually am the one being choked at climax but this could shake things up a bit. Hmmm.... "

You are HILARIOUS-Etymology: irregular from Latin hilarus, hilaris cheerful, from Greek hilaros. Date: circa 1840. : marked by or causing hilarityextremely funny ...

PAULYPOKER · 12-14-09, 04:27 PM

buztah

where are you man. I hope you didnt go thru with your plan and she pistol whipped your ass but then again that would be a hell of a story coming from you when she's thru with you. I come back here to loosin up a little and get a laugh and your nowhere to be found

later

buztah · 12-14-09, 07:41 PM

Pauly, we have been preoccupied with the glory hole start-up but will try again tomorrow.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/286586-happy-endings.html

Thank you for your continued interest.

PAULYPOKER · 12-15-09, 12:02 PM

buztah

The way you describe this cilf she seems pretty bizarre meaning she would make you view women in general a HOLE new way I can just picture it you finally get her attention she busts you handcuffs you beats the living WILL outta you with her nightstick throws you in the back of her black&white with a cherry on top proceeds to drive you to the nearest patch of woods throws you out on some wet foliage near a big old oak then she rips her pants and panties off at the same time at this point you are starting to wonder what the hell you've gotten yourself into meanwhile she proceeds to straddle and squat over your torso rips your shirt off and begins to scat all over you then she starts rubbing it all over her lower extremities at this point you don't know whether to regurgitate or play possum so you just close your eyes and repeat silently to yourself "there's no place like home"" there's no place like home" " there's no place like home" and then your interrupted from your deep meditation from a strange loud moan cumming from herself and you don't want to open your eyes at any cost but your curiosity overwhelms you and you decide to take a gander with one eye only though just to be safe and low and behold she has one fist midway deep to her forearm in her buckeye and the same with her other in her fisheye and you completely blackout for a second or two and you regain conscientiousness and you can feel that your covered in sweat from head to toe so you open your eyes quickly only to find yourself lying in your bed buck ass naked so you sigh in relief thinking it was just a nightmare and then your god given five senses kick in and all the sudden all you can smell is shit and your ass feels like it was impaled by a sword fish!

PAULYPOKER

BatemanPatrickl · 03-05-10, 08:20 AM

Buzzy did this ever work?