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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Family threw an intervention party today
    Confronted me about gambling. Said I have a problem. Unphuckenreal! They all love when I win and hate when I lose and I have been winning phucking big and will win big again tonight (on the rangers). Buzzy preoccupied tonight and fighting the good fight of all degenerates worldwide! UNITY!
  • minet123
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-17-07
    • 10280

    #2
    Just do what i did and tell them you are a Heroin addict.It will take the focus of the gambling and you get some great meds at rehab for a week(Just make sure you take a perc b4 you go so your "hot") and you can't beat the rehab romances for some cheap sex.Plus around all the real addicts you get great action on card games as they try to compensate
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    • dwaechte
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-27-07
      • 5481

      #3


      Buzzy actually trying to make us think there's a single other soul on the earth who knows him in real life and doesn't think he's a huge fvcking piece of shit and actually cares enough to do something like this.
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      • BGS 9.5
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-08
        • 4628

        #4
        What they should have done is throw a "Get this cok fukk straight" party, complete with AIDS-ridden ass-phuck victims and the like. Maybe even some liberals that like to suck the cock as well. You are a disturbed individual, and God bless your family and friends for getting involved. Gambling is the least of your problems sir....
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        • pico
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 04-05-07
          • 27321

          #5
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          • WileOut
            SBR MVP
            • 02-04-07
            • 3844

            #6
            Originally posted by minet123
            Just do what i did and tell them you are a Heroin addict.It will take the focus of the gambling and you get some great meds at rehab for a week(Just make sure you take a perc b4 you go so your "hot") and you can't beat the rehab romances for some cheap sex.Plus around all the real addicts you get great action on card games as they try to compensate
            At every rehab I have been to they take your money, search your person (down to your boxers) for stuff like money, drugs, food, jewelry. Yes they take your jewelry too (except wedding rings).
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            • paco
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 05-07-09
              • 62873

              #7
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              • Matt Rain
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-13-07
                • 5001

                #8
                Screw that buzzy. Send these people a detailed email about your NHL underdog approach and convince them to invest 5k a piece.
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                • feltball
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 09-07-08
                  • 106

                  #9
                  Just show them you're a winner. You are a winner aren't you?
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    3-2 Buffalo

                    Starting 3rd period
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                    • Shahbucks
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 10-31-09
                      • 446

                      #11
                      Bet this was held at brokeback mountain
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                      • koby25
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-14-08
                        • 1507

                        #12
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                        • btraband
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 09-05-08
                          • 514

                          #13
                          I thought most of your threads were a result of a robust imagination, but this one is too real with no flair whatsoever, like Led Zeppelin put it, "and it makes me wonder"................................. ......."your head is humming and it won't go, because you don't know,.........or something like that!
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                          • buztah
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 03-23-07
                            • 7470

                            #14
                            Coach, please tell these young guns to quit while they still can.
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                            • BGS 9.5
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-10-08
                              • 4628

                              #15
                              Don't beg Gold to do whatever - you are a sick cokk fukk, just go away
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                              • Sam Odom
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-30-05
                                • 58063

                                #16
                                Did your family serve Matzo Ball Soup at this intervention party ?
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                                • buztah
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-23-07
                                  • 7470

                                  #17
                                  BG, you don't know how low I am right now. Do not kick a wounded man when he is in the gutter.

                                  My lil nephew was crying and crying. My sister was yelling. My in-laws were all there. So humiliating.
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                                  • Richkas
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-03-08
                                    • 19396

                                    #18
                                    Your family loves you Buzzy

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                                    • buztah
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 03-23-07
                                      • 7470

                                      #19
                                      Rickay, i need a hug.
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                                      • BGS 9.5
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-10-08
                                        • 4628

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by buztah
                                        BG, you don't know how low I am right now. Do not kick a wounded man when he is in the gutter.

                                        My lil nephew was crying and crying. My sister was yelling. My in-laws were all there. So humiliating.
                                        You are no such thing - quit telling forum stories.
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                                        • buztah
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 03-23-07
                                          • 7470

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                          Did your family serve Matzo Ball Soup at this intervention party ?

                                          Sam, I am looking at tomorrow's lines and feel a lil better already. Got to get back up on that horse. Everyone loves a man who can overcome, even when his own family doubts him.
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                                          • buztah
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 03-23-07
                                            • 7470

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                                            You are no such thing - quit telling forum stories.
                                            BG, some day you and I will tag-team a tranny at an SBR bash and we will laugh hard as we remember this petty Rivalry we have (whilst he wipes our mixed stew of babies off his back).
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                                            • stevek173
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 27598

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pico
                                              Great post! This year has been a little bit of a let down for me for Dexter (though I have a feeling the finale will be sick) but in context...nice one
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