"goose is a water bird"Deeuce's wife says.

[shantystar]

as Deuce shows his mean behaviour here and appears to be a contemptous and spiteful person,i beg SBR admin to allow me to open one of his secrets.
Long ago Deauce have to go on one month business trip,although his business is to swindle people only,anyway,his fat ass and big wife have to live one month alone in home,as i am her admirer for a long time,and have bodilly relations with her,i am more civilized to write here,she is hot like"Bitch in heat".much horny wife,before living Deuce paint a goose on her cunt covering her right thigh,so no one after him intercourse with he wife,if nayone did goose painting will easilly erased!!!!!!!!!!!!he lives,her wife told me if you wants to love me you have to learn paiting a goose,i learn it and we live that month in celebration,after one month when Deuce coming back to home,in hurriedly i paint goose on her left thigh rather than right thigh!!!!!!!!!!!
He cheerfully came house expecting no one intercourse with her wife,when he saw that goose photo is on left thigh he shouted you are disloyal bitch you must have illicit relations with shanty ,
Here wife my ex girl friend calmly said oh Dear do not shout"didnnt you know that goose is a water bird,its will to fly from right thigh to left one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
note its sbr admin to erased this thread if not appropriate to these forums.

[paco]

Shanty, how Is the Taliban cells coming along in Pakistan?

[Mudcat]

Deuce's wife is renowned for the wateriness of her thighs.

[Richkas]

Deuce is gonna kill him a raghead.

[Bread]

LOL! Is Shanty really banging Deuce's wife?

Oh man that's hilarious! What a sneaky little fella!

Shanty high five!

[Matt Rain]

Good secret! That'll teach the fat ass swindler.

[Mudcat]

It is quite a cute story with some charming elements. The whole idea of a lover learning to paint so he can be with his paramour is wonderful.

That payoff though - I dunno. I heard the old muted trumpet disappointment sound effect.

WUH WUUUUH

[Bread]

Backoff Mudcat. Genius at work here. Go crunch numbers or get laid or something.

[jellobiafra]

It is quite a cute story with some charming elements. The whole idea of a lover learning to paint so he can be with his paramour is wonderful.

That payoff though - I dunno. I heard the old muted trumpet disappointment sound effect.

WUH WUUUUH

The hilarity was kind of lost on me too, I hate to say.

I don't think it matters so much what shanty posts though. Just that he posts something. Anything.

[Nicky Santoro]

what language was that?? i didn't understand a fukkin word he said...can we pls hire an SBR interpreter.. we're going to need one for this kid.

[Matt Rain]

I think it's fair to say that shanty's animal symbolism will be the subject of many a fluff Ph.D. dissertation over the next couple centuries. To me, it all sounds like a National Geographic documentary narrated by an angry Apu, but there's some smart people out there.

[Deuce]

as Deuce shows his mean behaviour here and appears to be a contemptous and spiteful person,i beg SBR admin to allow me to open one of his secrets. Long ago Deauce have to go on one month business trip,although his business is to swindle people only,anyway,his fat ass and big wife have to live one month alone in home,as i am her admirer for a long time,and have bodilly relations with her,i am more civilized to write here,she is hot like"Bitch in heat".much horny wife,before living Deuce paint a goose on her cunt covering her right thigh,so no one after him intercourse with he wife,if nayone did goose painting will easilly erased!!!!!!!!!!!!he lives,her wife told me if you wants to love me you have to learn paiting a goose,i learn it and we live that month in celebration,after one month when Deuce coming back to home,in hurriedly i paint goose on her left thigh rather than right thigh!!!!!!!!!!! He cheerfully came house expecting no one intercourse with her wife,when he saw that goose photo is on left thigh he shouted you are disloyal bitch you must have illicit relations with shanty , Here wife my ex girl friend calmly said oh Dear do not shout"didnnt you know that goose is a water bird,its will to fly from right thigh to left one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". note its sbr admin to erased this thread if not appropriate to these forums.

You paki fukker, I will come to Pakistan and shove dynamite rods up your asshole. After doing so, I will turn that swine around and fukk it's ass in front of you, I will then shit on your stinky wife's face smearing shit all over it to cover up the smell of curry, I'll take that goose you speak of and shove it so far up her cunt she will be shaking like a dog shitting razor blades. Don't fukk with me Shanty, I will come straight to your shithole and douce you in pig shit.

[Bread]

Ugh. Deuce you went a little too far.

You could learn a lesson or two from my pal Shanty on a little something called SUBTLETY!

[Deuce]

Ugh. Deuce you went a little too far. You could learn a lesson or two from my pal Shanty on a little something called SUBTLETY!

Fukk with my money or emotions, Deuce doesn't give a fukk, trust me I held back in respect to Paco. You can bash me all you want, involving my lady is another story. She has nothing to do with this, respectfully leave her out.

[feltball]

deuce better keep an eye on your woman

[Deuce]

deuce better keep an eye on your woman

I can smell that mother fukker from 6000 miles away.

[13th Inning]

Anyone who doesn't believe that posting isn't serious business, just needs to see this thread to change their mind.

This is not a game.

[Nicky Santoro]

there's one thing i learnt in this thread only... and that is to never piss off deuce. man, this kid is nuts.. what a temper he has.. never seen this side of him.. i'll make sure to be nice to him from now on..

[shantystar]

deuce better keep an eye on your woman

yap yap yap
i wanna kiss you!friend.

[Chi_archie]

yap yap yap

[shantystar]

yap yap yap

yap yap yap

[shantystar]

admin release my points button is you jealous as some bad mouths here ,as some good wishers awarding me points,i will post a apart thread .please make it appears as on no browser it appears!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i do not post for points as you people know that i am herald of truth here and reveal truth only!.

[shantystar]

thank you for understanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jellobiafra]

Shanty don't worry. Your points button is still there for us to use.

I'm sure you will be flooded with more points any minute now.

[Deuce]

Shanty is like a dog, the more tricks or in his instance, spells like a mind numbing dumb fukk the more table scraps are thrown his way. What a jerkoff.

<-------------- Shanty you're baseborn forum whore!!!

[pavyracer]

This is like watching James Cameron making the Titanic. I can't wait for the finale.

[Bread]

This has to be one of the top 5 threads in the history of SBR.

Can we get a ruling? I mean seriously!!!

[BGS 9.5]

I thought it was internationally known that if Shanty erased the goose from your girl's cunt that you made it.....

[pico]

i still can't understand the story, but it seems pretty damn funny.

[tltaylor89]

rofl

[tacomax]

Shanty submitted this via his blog - can someone at SBR please explain why this did not get him 10 points.

[shantystar]

Shanty submitted this via his blog - can someone at SBR please explain why this did not get him 10 points.

crazylou not throwing 50 poinst again and again i explain if today he didnnt i will quit SBR,because i diddnt get anything from sbr ,a good thing in last 4 years,they are scam promoters.

[Bread]

I thought it was an awesome blog, Shanty!

[Robyn]

Durito, you just gave shanty the 50 points I gave to you the other day. Me not happy.

[nosniboR11]

and sbr wonders why playerstalk sucks, here ya go, this is uncalled for by everyone,