Got any favorite lines? I got a few

[SBR_John]

"All my X's wear Rolexes"
-John Daly on his 3 ex-wifes

[Senator7]

"A drunk man's words are a sober man's secrets." - Old Proverb

"Nobody wants to be Clark Kent when they can be Superman." - OWNED

[shrax4]

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." - Homer Simpson

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin

[homedog]

"I'd like to check you (her) for ticks" ---------- Brad Paisley