Since i am a great guy that i am, i will share the secret to being thin...Boys, you all know me by now that i'm a fat fukk..2 weeks ago, i hit the 235 lb mark for the 1st time ever. i am trying to lose weight but i can't.. But i have found the secret. Of course i can tell you guys to lay off the junk food, but you know that's not going to work. Too many of you gluttons at SBR love your food.. I can tell you to diet and exercise but we know that ain't happening..i can tell you all to go outside for a walk, but i know you boys will never go outside for a walk cause none of you shut ins ever leave the house. the only walking you'll ever do is walk to the kitchen, walk to the toilet, or walk around the living room looking for the remote. I can tell you boys that sex is a great way to lose weight, but i know that most of the guys here have not seen a girl naked or touched a tit in 12 yrs. the last time any of you boys seen a naked woman was 2 nights ago watching the sex channel on tv, so sex is out of the question.. i won't tell you to join a gym cause i know you'll never leave your computer in the day or miss the games at night, so that's out of the question
So here's the trick boys.. it has worked cause i have already lost 7 lbs in 2 weeks doing this....2 weeks ago, i noticed something.. i had bought 15 Kit Kat's, and Hershey bars and i ate them all in 2 days.. i wondered how i could have ate 15 bars in 2 days.. so for the next 4 days, i had no desserts in the house, and i didn't even think of it.. i only ate what was in the house. bananas, granola bars, fruits.. and i did this for 2 weeks.. then i open up a cupboard yesterday and what do i see.. a bag of 7 bars that i forgot to unpack. so i see the 7 bars and i eat them in 3 hrs..
You see boys, that's the key.. i only ate them cause they were there.. i didn't even feel like eating chocolate til i saw them.. so the key is.... you ready...... you sure you ready..... the key is.....WHEN YOU DO YOUR GROCERIES, DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FOR YOUR HOUSE THAT IS FATTENING.. ONLY BUY HEALTHY STUFF AND YOU'LL NEVER GAIN WEIGHT.. you see, if it's there, you'll eat it.. if it's not there, you won't eat it...you see boys, you control your own destiny here. i only buy stuff at store that is healthy now. no more chips, no sweets, etc... had i not seen the bars, i never would have eaten them.. but because they were there, i had to eat em. it's all in the head.
btw, this will not work if you have kids.. only works if you live alone, OR you live with someone.. It won't work either if they tell you to let them buy it and they'll hide it from you cause you will know it's there and you'll want it.. you MUST tell them not to buy any junk food in the house.. so that's it boys, just don't buy any chips, cake or chocoate and pile on the healthy things ONLY for your house when you go shopping and watch the weight come off.
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So here's the trick boys.. it has worked cause i have already lost 7 lbs in 2 weeks doing this....2 weeks ago, i noticed something.. i had bought 15 Kit Kat's, and Hershey bars and i ate them all in 2 days.. i wondered how i could have ate 15 bars in 2 days.. so for the next 4 days, i had no desserts in the house, and i didn't even think of it.. i only ate what was in the house. bananas, granola bars, fruits.. and i did this for 2 weeks.. then i open up a cupboard yesterday and what do i see.. a bag of 7 bars that i forgot to unpack. so i see the 7 bars and i eat them in 3 hrs..
You see boys, that's the key.. i only ate them cause they were there.. i didn't even feel like eating chocolate til i saw them.. so the key is.... you ready...... you sure you ready..... the key is.....WHEN YOU DO YOUR GROCERIES, DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FOR YOUR HOUSE THAT IS FATTENING.. ONLY BUY HEALTHY STUFF AND YOU'LL NEVER GAIN WEIGHT.. you see, if it's there, you'll eat it.. if it's not there, you won't eat it...you see boys, you control your own destiny here. i only buy stuff at store that is healthy now. no more chips, no sweets, etc... had i not seen the bars, i never would have eaten them.. but because they were there, i had to eat em. it's all in the head.
btw, this will not work if you have kids.. only works if you live alone, OR you live with someone.. It won't work either if they tell you to let them buy it and they'll hide it from you cause you will know it's there and you'll want it.. you MUST tell them not to buy any junk food in the house.. so that's it boys, just don't buy any chips, cake or chocoate and pile on the healthy things ONLY for your house when you go shopping and watch the weight come off.
This Public Service Announcement brought to you by Nicky Santoro...
