Jingle Bells

[buztah]

Boys, Buzzy here and in full Christmas spirit these days. Went out and had a stud placed in my scrote. Didn't hurt. Slight sting -- was actually hard while the gal was doin' her thing. 3 little silver bells attached to the stud too. When I walk or jump up n down, the bells jingle. I will phuck in tune now.

Tonight (I have been practicing and have this down) I am payin' a visit to this cougar who has been stalking me at the gym (she always sets up her ab mat next to mine and gave me her number last workout). I will phuck her to the jingle bells tune.

Hump hum hump,
Hump hump hump,
Hump hump HUMP HUMP HUUUUUUMP!
Hump hum hump,
Ha hump hump hump,
Hamama hump hump hump HUMP HUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPP!

That should get me through round 1 and if I am up to it, might do Feasts of Steven for round 2.

[FishFace5]

Ive said before and will say again you are a sik pup. What gave you the urge to stab something through ur unit??

[illmatick]

lipo is your only answer

[Irish Lumberjack]

hope she doesn't have a dog or a cat!

[buztah]

Ive said before and will say again you are a sik pup. What gave you the urge to stab something through ur unit??

Women are attracted to creativity. Now we will literally make sweet music together.

[sickler]

Do that Cougar but good, Buzzy.

[Richkas]

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robyn laid a egg. Batmobile broke a whell so Joker got awayyyyyyyyayyy.

[Deuce]

Fukk her azz buzzy.

[Richkas]

Fukk her azz buzzy.

May I add something?

Fukk her azz buzzy barefooted.

[buztah]

Fukk her azz buzzy.

I will not let you down, sir!

[lyon804]

Buzzy, I just want to know what the chick thought about your root being erected while she was doing her thing?? Did yo ask her if she was getting wet?? I would have. Was she something that you would be happy to fukk or was you just getting aroused by her doing her thing??

[buztah]

Lyon, the anaconda just kept standing to attention, swaying a lil off to the left. She would flick the bugger hard, right on the fireman's helmet, with her middle finger, making him shrink for a moment or two. He just kept standin' right back up though. There was little dialogue. I just kept winkin' at her as she watched in awe the way he bounce back again n again. Resilient kok!

[Robyn]

wow

[buztah]

wow

Big time, Robyn. Big time!

[flyingillini]

Buzzy, put some yayo on your Canadian shaft and have Shit Stained Charlotte snort it off of you.

[buztah]

Illini, show some phucken class! Jesus Christ!

[Sam Odom]

buzzy , send me a pic

[pico]

christmas cougar sex

[Dad]

Hump hum hump,
Hump hump hump,
Hump hump HUMP HUMP HUUUUUUMP!
Hump hum hump,
Ha hump hump hump,
Hamama hump hump hump HUMP HUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPP!

Older women require more humps than that.

[buztah]

Older women require more humps than that.

Dad, I *** quick and that's all the bitchez get. It's QUALITY that counts -- not the number of strokes.

[Dad]

LOL @ the one pump chump. ^^^