i maxx-ed out my girl's credit cards in the past week

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    • 11-18-09
    • 32

    #1
    i maxx-ed out my girl's credit cards in the past week
    whats the best excuse i can use?
  • B1GER1C828
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-31-07
    • 10244

    #2
    "i'm a degenerate"
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    • Irish Lumberjack
      SBR MVP
      • 12-04-07
      • 2086

      #3
      you gave me hep-C
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      • Doug
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        • 08-10-05
        • 6324

        #4
        you're screwed
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        • B1GER1C828
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-31-07
          • 10244

          #5
          Hey look on the bright side...shes not ur g/f nemore.
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          • DrStale
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-07-08
            • 9692

            #6
            "I stepped in front of a train." Granted, that's not an excuse, but its what the suicide note should say.

            (Unless you throw yourself off a bridge, cuz it wouldn't make sense if you did that)
            Originally posted by Dark Horse
            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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            • B1GER1C828
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-31-07
              • 10244

              #7
              always put ur life in danger in a tough situation when someone is calling you out...try something like

              "i saved this guy that a mobster was trying to murder, but the only way to keep the mobster from killing me was to give me 20k..." try it.
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              • framboise
                SBR MVP
                • 08-11-05
                • 1462

                #8
                Like Doug said : you're screwed

                no matter what you'll say, she will find out what you bought with her credit card.

                if i was you, i would just tell her the truth.

                You know the old saying : une faute avouée est à moitié pardonnée
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                • MrMonkey
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-09-08
                  • 2278

                  #9
                  What's the limit on the cards?
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                  • MexicanStallion
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-08-08
                    • 20429

                    #10
                    How about the truth?
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                    • B1GER1C828
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-31-07
                      • 10244

                      #11
                      LOL tell her you'll pay her back at a minimum of 6 points a day
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #12
                        D-n'eye

                        And do it over and over over and over...Just keep de-n'ying.

                        Whatever you do, never come clean. Once u tell a lie stick with it until the end. Stay with your lie, homie. Stay with it. Lie lie lie!
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                        • Ced's shadow
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-27-09
                          • 2986

                          #13
                          Ayayay, she's gonna let you have it sir...
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                          • Ced's shadow
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-27-09
                            • 2986

                            #14
                            Run away if you're not the kind of man that takes the responsibility on his shoulders
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                            • wtf
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-22-08
                              • 12983

                              #15
                              hope you have a long tongue, use it frequently
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                              • Muddy
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 09-16-09
                                • 621

                                #16
                                Tell her made you do it
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                                • raydog
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-07-07
                                  • 6984

                                  #17
                                  im guessing yall are both real young. good chance her limit was small and you can cry and apologize and explain you got carried away and will make sure to take care of it....if its a large limit, i hope she fukks you over good and takes you to court for theft. its fukking xmas time dude. im sure she was planning on using her credit to buy gifts. by now you should realize that if you have to stoop so low as to steal from your girlfriend to gamble, gambling aint your thing bud. quit now.
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                                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-09-09
                                    • 4534

                                    #18
                                    Let's hear some more details from the latest noob. I want to hear a good story at least and I want an avatar before I start responding to your question like a trained schoolchild. Yes! No! 36! No No 37! 34!

                                    'facebook' and then no picture or anything... Come on mods. You guys get paid to create a noobie account and post these stupid question threads, at least give some more details. Entertain us! That's your job not ours.
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                                    • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-09-09
                                      • 4534

                                      #19
                                      But anyway, what happens when you max out a credit card? Nothing right? I mean nobody has home phones anymore, so they can't call and harass you? They sell the debt to a collection agency and then some retards try to call your cell phone every 3 months. Mr. Gelatinous, 'no english' OK, Thank You. click.
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                                      mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                      gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                      overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                      • Rio DiNero
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-03-08
                                        • 2010

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MexicanStallion
                                        How about the truth?
                                        BOOKMAKERS: The most honest guys around.
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                                        • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-09-09
                                          • 4534

                                          #21
                                          nothing good. covers is worthless for picks, contests, and stuff, but there's more uselful dirt there.
                                          Its cool, I like SBR!
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                                          mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                          gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                          overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                          • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-09-09
                                            • 4534

                                            #22
                                            hey I got my 1000th post!!!

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                                            I have a theory you guys work with police departments to keep tabs on people. But, still a very cool website. And I could be wrong, it's not like I make judgement calls for a living!
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                                            mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                            gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                            overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                            • Ced's shadow
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-27-09
                                              • 2986

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE
                                              hey I got my 1000th post!!!

                                              sbr gave me 25 points! This website is awesome like that!

                                              You guys have the best online books, you give out points, have contests, everything.

                                              I have a theory you guys work with police departments to keep tabs on people. But, still a very cool website. And I could be wrong, it's not like I make judgement calls for a living!
                                              Congrats GC
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                                              • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 08-09-09
                                                • 4534

                                                #24
                                                CEDDDDD! what up bro! I'm a SBR big tyme member now.

                                                I was saying I like and dislike this place. But more like

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                                                mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                                gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                                overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                                • Ced's shadow
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-27-09
                                                  • 2986

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                  CEDDDDD! what up bro! I'm a SBR big tyme member now.

                                                  I was saying I like and dislike this place. But more like

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                                                  • SpiderMonkey
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 08-30-09
                                                    • 552

                                                    #26
                                                    Break up with her
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                                                    • Willie Bee
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                                                      • 02-14-06
                                                      • 15726

                                                      #27
                                                      By 'girl,' I can only assume you mean your mommy. You should apologize and then go go clean up your room.
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                                                      • TomDwan
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 11-24-09
                                                        • 876

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by facebook
                                                        whats the best excuse i can use?

                                                        Do not use any excuse or feel bad about this in any way. She should feel bad that she put you in a position where you could access her credit cards. Tell her lessons do not come cheap and you think she was taught a valuable one here.
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                                                        • Richkas
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                                                          • 02-03-08
                                                          • 19396

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by facebook
                                                          whats the best excuse i can use?
                                                          They should throw you in jail. Teach you a lesson.
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                                                          • patswin
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-05-06
                                                            • 1794

                                                            #30
                                                            congrats
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                                                            • MJFtheGenius
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                                                              • 05-31-07
                                                              • 7257

                                                              #31
                                                              tell her you got robbed by a little old lady on a motorized cart

                                                              and explain to her how you did not see it coming
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                                                              • fsugolf
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 07-17-09
                                                                • 6194

                                                                #32
                                                                get a new girlfriend
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                                                                • SHADYLANKY
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-13-09
                                                                  • 1137

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Tell her you gave to Brock Landers and he promised to triple it in a week.
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