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  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #1
    Has this happened to you lately?
    Unreal, about 40 minutes ago. I was at a stop light and I got hit from behind. It was from a very young girl and she was very nervous and very apologetic to me. I got all of her information and she just sent me a text message about how sorry she was. She was texting I am sure of it. Not much damage to my ronfla but due to the fact it is a Mercedes the bumper is going to cost her insurance a good chunk or feria. The thing that sucks is, I have another ronfla and last month a 16 year old rammed me at a stop sign and had to get the bumper fixed on that car as well... Unreal, Unreal...
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  • AMBlai01
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-16-08
    • 5882

    #2
    was she hot? If you don't take it into the Insurance...do you think she would give you blowjobs for a while? Might be better off that way.
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    • lyon804
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-02-09
      • 6526

      #3
      Tough life...Gillini, any them bitches look good??
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      • twister
        SBR Sharp
        • 09-09-08
        • 405

        #4
        Originally posted by AMBlai01
        was she hot? If you don't take it into the Insurance...do you think she would give you blowjobs for a while? Might be better off that way.
        You can buy a blowjob for $20. A bumper costs a ****load more. A blowjob is a -EV move.
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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41219

          #5
          Yes she was hot but I could care less about that right now.. I would rather have my ronfla fixed......Both my cars have now had the exact same thing happen to it in a short span of time.
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41219

            #6
            Originally posted by twister
            You can buy a blowjob for $20. A bumper costs a ****load more. A blowjob is a -EV move.
            My c350 is gonna cost her Dadd'y's insurance a good chunk of feria.
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            • Deuce
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 01-12-08
              • 29843

              #7
              Orale!

              No mames Guey!!

              God bless you Illini, we're glad you are safe and back posting.
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              • AMBlai01
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-16-08
                • 5882

                #8
                bah....the debt she has to you if you don't turn it in is huge. Its a bumper. her insurance will go up for the next 7 years....she might pay for that shit out of her pocket and give you blowjobs for a year..
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                • DiggityDaggityDo
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-30-08
                  • 81450

                  #9
                  Claim it to your insurance. It doesnt matter if the bitch is cute or not. Do not let her off because of her looks. Thats not teaching the young ho anything other than she can get off because of her good looks. **** her and report it to your insurace.
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                  • flyingillini
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-06-06
                    • 41219

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AMBlai01
                    bah....the debt she has to you if you don't turn it in is huge. Its a bumper. her insurance will go up for the next 7 years....she might pay for that shit out of her pocket and give you blowjobs for a year..
                    I do know this but it's not her and her Daddy.. If it actually came from her it would be a good idea and trust me I have thought about it. This is Santa Bruta ese, lots of money around her.. She was 19 in a Newer Audi... I know all about insurance and rates..
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                    • flyingillini
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                      • 12-06-06
                      • 41219

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      Claim it to your insurance. It doesnt matter if the bitch is cute or not. Do not let her off because of her looks. Thats not teaching the young ho anything other than she can get off because of her good looks. **** her and report it to your insurace.
                      I know this, I already called Triple A on the way home and gave all the information. I am taking it in first thing for an estimate. Orale Guey!
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                      • lyon804
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                        • 11-02-09
                        • 6526

                        #12
                        I am a insurance agent, and I know for a fact her parents are most likely already paying $300-400 a month if there were no prior problems.
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                        • 1st and Ten
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                          • 11-13-09
                          • 5131

                          #13
                          That would be a lot of blowjobs
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                          • flyingillini
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 41219

                            #14
                            Originally posted by lyon804
                            I am a insurance agent, and I know for a fact her parents are most likely already paying $300-400 a month if there were no prior problems.
                            She is driving a new Audi.. I have all her info and she lives in a Multi Million dollar area of Santa Bruta.. I am pretty sure her Father has no problem paying for anything for her.
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                            • AMBlai01
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-16-08
                              • 5882

                              #15
                              that is the jackpot...i would love to be hit in the rear by one of those...i would hit her in the rear for weeks after that if she did.......Blowjobs for all!
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                              • flyingillini
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-06-06
                                • 41219

                                #16
                                Amby, May Jesus Christ Bless your long shaft that bangs all the hoes! I am not looking to screw anyone, I am not hard up for money and don't need anyones. I just want what is right.. My car fixed and the person at fault to pay...
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                                • lyon804
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                                  • 11-02-09
                                  • 6526

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by flyingillini
                                  She is driving a new Audi.. I have all her info and she lives in a Multi Million dollar area of Santa Bruta.. I am pretty sure her Father has no problem paying for anything for her.
                                  Must be nice! My experiece with those people are not usually a friendly one. They will try to beat you out of $1 faster than the average joe.
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                                  • RealSlimShady
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-24-07
                                    • 6249

                                    #18
                                    Keep her number! You never know when you may want some young tail.
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                                    • 1st and Ten
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                                      • 11-13-09
                                      • 5131

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by flyingillini

                                      She is driving a new Audi.. I have all her info and she lives in a Multi Million dollar area of Santa Bruta.. I am pretty sure her Father has no problem paying for anything for her.
                                      If he reads this thread he'll be happy to hear youre not considering the blowjob option
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                                      • flyingillini
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-06-06
                                        • 41219

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by lyon804
                                        Must be nice! My experiece with those people are not usually a friendly one. They will try to beat you out of $1 faster than the average joe.
                                        I know a lot of those people around here. The majority of my clients that I serve are very very wealthy and in my experience I have been blessed with how generous they are. It all depends what aspect and avenue we are also talking about. I am serving their loved ones in my facility so it is a little different but I hear what you are saying...
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                                        • flyingillini
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-06-06
                                          • 41219

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                                          Keep her number! You never know when you may want some young tail.
                                          I will sell her # for points, orale!
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