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  • statnerds
    SBR MVP
    • 09-23-09
    • 4047

    #1
    How you know it is true love
    it is more than just handjobs in the kitchen while your son is engrossed in Handy Manny in the livingroom. it isn't even still swallowing after all these years of marriage. or even tolerating my non-stop fondling of her natural DD bosoms.

    it is being able to call from work, have her log in to my Bookmaker account and get down a 2nd H bet cause i am at work and can't log on to "gambling" sites.
    restricting access douchebags she even knows how to rattle off lines without prompting anymore. fukk i love my wife.

    it's being able to call my bookie while eating dinner with her and my son. not having to sneak around the house or hide my gambling just makes me love her more, and makes me want to fire one in her ass at her earliest convenience.

    fight the power my brothers
  • minet123
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-17-07
    • 10280

    #2
    Thanks for sharing
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    • koby25
      SBR MVP
      • 10-14-08
      • 1507

      #3
      That is true love my friend
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      • Brock Landers
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 06-30-08
        • 45359

        #4
        Hows she like it when you blew that month's mortgage payments?
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        • DrStale
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-07-08
          • 9692

          #5
          Originally posted by Brock Landers
          Hows she like it when you blew that month's mortgage payments?
          Not everyone is you, Brock.
          Originally posted by Dark Horse
          If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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          • poker_dummy101
            Restricted User
            • 11-03-08
            • 6395

            #6
            Originally posted by DrStale
            Not everyone is you, Brock.
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            • Brock Landers
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 06-30-08
              • 45359

              #7
              Originally posted by DrStale
              Not everyone is you, Brock.
              Certainly not, but to make it sound like everything is just wine and roses with gambling is not realistic either.
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              • wtf
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-22-08
                • 12983

                #8
                Originally posted by drstale

                not everyone is you, brock.
                ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #9
                  Have you shot in her nostril yet? Dump a load in her nostril and if she lets it stay and goes to sleep with it in the nostril, then it's true love. Nothing like a woman who lets you shoot in her nostril.
                  המוסד‎
                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                  • CarpeDime
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-01-09
                    • 7873

                    #10
                    Originally posted by statnerds
                    it is more than just handjobs in the kitchen while your son is engrossed in Handy Manny in the livingroom. it isn't even still swallowing after all these years of marriage. or even tolerating my non-stop fondling of her natural DD bosoms.

                    it is being able to call from work, have her log in to my Bookmaker account and get down a 2nd H bet cause i am at work and can't log on to "gambling" sites.
                    restricting access douchebags she even knows how to rattle off lines without prompting anymore. fukk i love my wife.

                    it's being able to call my bookie while eating dinner with her and my son. not having to sneak around the house or hide my gambling just makes me love her more, and makes me want to fire one in her ass at her earliest convenience.

                    fight the power my brothers

                    pics please
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #11
                      bro,

                      you've got nothing on me.. i swear to god, i gamble 19hrs a day and she is sooo cool, she don't even ask me to go out to eat supper, she walks to the grocery store 7 times a week (5 min walk) and brings home 3 bags each day. she's in the bedroom all night watching her shows, i am in the Living Room watching my games and gambling. she never bothers me.. all we do is stay home all day and she does her thing and i do mine. i don't even have to eat at the table.. she makes supper, we both take our plates and go in our rooms. we both love our lives. she asks me every 2 hrs at night, so, are you having a good night or are you down.. don't worry, you'll win tonight.. etc...i'm only with her when i go to bed and in the morning when we watch tv.. from noon till 2 am, i don't see her. she makes 1200$ per month part time and hands me her full check and i take care of everything. food, rent, bills, etc..

                      i am the luckiest man alive.. never have i ever been this lucky. and she listens to me. whatever i say, she listens. if not, i slap her. and she loves it when i slap her. she's very submissive.. i hit the jackpot with this one. i really did..
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                      • TomDwan
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 11-24-09
                        • 876

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                        bro,

                        you've got nothing on me.. i swear to god, i gamble 19hrs a day and she is sooo cool, she don't even ask me to go out to eat supper, she walks to the grocery store 7 times a week (5 min walk) and brings home 3 bags each day. she's in the bedroom all night watching her shows, i am in the Living Room watching my games and gambling. she never bothers me.. all we do is stay home all day and she does her thing and i do mine. i don't even have to eat at the table.. she makes supper, we both take our plates and go in our rooms. we both love our lives. i'm only with her when i go to bed and in the morning when we watch tv.. from noon till 2 am, i don't see her. she makes 1200$ per month part time and hands me her full check and i take care of everything. food, rent, bills, etc..

                        i am the luckiest man alive.. never have i ever been this lucky. and she listens to me. whatever i say, she listens. if not, i slap her. and she loves it when i slap her. she's very submissive.. i hit the jackpot with this one. i really did..
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                        • The General
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 13279

                          #13
                          The cooking ability is Very Key.
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                          • Masu485
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-14-08
                            • 7700

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                            bro,

                            you've got nothing on me.. i swear to god, i gamble 19hrs a day and she is sooo cool, she don't even ask me to go out to eat supper, she walks to the grocery store 7 times a week (5 min walk) and brings home 3 bags each day. she's in the bedroom all night watching her shows, i am in the Living Room watching my games and gambling. she never bothers me.. all we do is stay home all day and she does her thing and i do mine. i don't even have to eat at the table.. she makes supper, we both take our plates and go in our rooms. we both love our lives. she asks me every 2 hrs at night, so, are you having a good night or are you down.. don't worry, you'll win tonight.. etc...i'm only with her when i go to bed and in the morning when we watch tv.. from noon till 2 am, i don't see her. she makes 1200$ per month part time and hands me her full check and i take care of everything. food, rent, bills, etc..

                            i am the luckiest man alive.. never have i ever been this lucky. and she listens to me. whatever i say, she listens. if not, i slap her. and she loves it when i slap her. she's very submissive.. i hit the jackpot with this one. i really did..

                            i totally wanna hit on ur girl when she goes to IGA.

                            also, to you and the thread starter, that's not true love. that's just convincing urself it's love because you know there's barely any other women who'd put up with that, that's why u think she's the one. (not saying wagering is bad, but most women just look down on it)
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                            • Nicky Santoro
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-08-08
                              • 16103

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Masu485
                              i totally wanna hit on ur girl when she goes to IGA.

                              also, to you and the thread starter, that's not true love. that's just convincing urself it's love because you know there's barely any other women who'd put up with that, that's why u think she's the one. (not saying wagering is bad, but most women just look down on it)
                              masu,

                              she goes to IGA everyday from anywhere from 5 pm to 8pm and you know what, she always walks down that bridge where you walk to the gym and always aroudn the same time.. but i asked her many times and described you if she saw you and she says never..

                              btw, you would find my lady too old for you. she's 40.. you're a kid.. she's old enough to be your mother.
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                              • masr
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-20-07
                                • 4773

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                bro,

                                you've got nothing on me.. i swear to god, i gamble 19hrs a day and she is sooo cool, she don't even ask me to go out to eat supper, she walks to the grocery store 7 times a week (5 min walk) and brings home 3 bags each day. she's in the bedroom all night watching her shows, i am in the Living Room watching my games and gambling. she never bothers me.. all we do is stay home all day and she does her thing and i do mine. i don't even have to eat at the table.. she makes supper, we both take our plates and go in our rooms. we both love our lives. she asks me every 2 hrs at night, so, are you having a good night or are you down.. don't worry, you'll win tonight.. etc...i'm only with her when i go to bed and in the morning when we watch tv.. from noon till 2 am, i don't see her. she makes 1200$ per month part time and hands me her full check and i take care of everything. food, rent, bills, etc..

                                i am the luckiest man alive.. never have i ever been this lucky. and she listens to me. whatever i say, she listens. if not, i slap her. and she loves it when i slap her. she's very submissive.. i hit the jackpot with this one. i really did..
                                DAMN NICKY...You have it like that!!!
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                                • Masu485
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-14-08
                                  • 7700

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                  masu,

                                  she goes to IGA everyday from anywhere from 5 pm to 8pm and you know what, she always walks down that bridge where you walk to the gym and always aroudn the same time.. but i asked her many times and described you if she saw you and she says never..

                                  btw, you would find my lady too old for you. she's 40.. you're a kid.. she's old enough to be your mother.
                                  i usually walk down the bridge a bit later, but in the summer i'm there earlier, even if i had seen her, i wouldn't know. i can't believe she goes everyday! and yeah 40 is a bit too old to date, but i will do anything up to 65 for a one nighter.
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                                  • B1GER1C828
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-31-07
                                    • 10244

                                    #18
                                    its true love if she swallows IMO....
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                                    • Ced's shadow
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-27-09
                                      • 2986

                                      #19
                                      You have a wife to admire my friend, good for you sir
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                                      • AMBlai01
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-16-08
                                        • 5882

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                        Hows she like it when you blew that month's mortgage payments?
                                        I can't believe you would even say this....some people actually gamble responsibly you nitwit. Some people out there bet what we know we can lose because its entertainment.

                                        Originally posted by DrStale

                                        Not everyone is you, Brock.
                                        Exactly....Brock is a moron.
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                                        • Ced's shadow
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-27-09
                                          • 2986

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                          I can't believe you would even say this....some people actually gamble responsibly you nitwit. Some people out there bet what we know we can lose because its entertainment.
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                                          • TheLock
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 04-06-08
                                            • 14427

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by statnerds
                                            it is more than just handjobs in the kitchen while your son is engrossed in Handy Manny in the livingroom. it isn't even still swallowing after all these years of marriage. or even tolerating my non-stop fondling of her natural DD bosoms.

                                            it is being able to call from work, have her log in to my Bookmaker account and get down a 2nd H bet cause i am at work and can't log on to "gambling" sites.
                                            restricting access douchebags she even knows how to rattle off lines without prompting anymore. fukk i love my wife.

                                            it's being able to call my bookie while eating dinner with her and my son. not having to sneak around the house or hide my gambling just makes me love her more, and makes me want to fire one in her ass at her earliest convenience.

                                            fight the power my brothers


                                            Post of the month?
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                                            • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-09-09
                                              • 4534

                                              #23
                                              IT'S TRUE LOVE IF SHE ASKS SPIT OR SWALLOW WHILE IT'S IT'S IN HER MOUTH. OR 'WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH IT?'

                                              no, i don't know, to be honest.
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                                              mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
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                                              overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                              • statnerds
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-23-09
                                                • 4047

                                                #24
                                                Nicky - i don't watch games i have action on, except football as it is the only sport i truly love and am good at capping. i hate the NBA, MLB bores the shit out of me. i watch some college hoops here and there. but all day in front of a t.v. or computer watching games and checking scores, F-that.

                                                All - perhaps i am not normal either. the door swings both ways. i am not gay, but i love to cook. i love making good food and then taking it to the face. much the same way i love burying my face in her neither regions and emerging looking like i just crushed a glazed donut.

                                                when she gets home from work everynight, dinner is cooking and she comes in, throws off her clothes of oppression, puts on something warm and cozy and spends time unwinding with our 4 yr old son.

                                                i hate clutter and having a dirty house, so i keep it clean. i enjoy doing laundry. i went Paul Bunyan and cut down our Christmas tree on Saturday, spent the majority day of with the family and sill managed to gamble at several points during the day, and win.

                                                then i finished the day off with my tongue inserted in her vagina, a finger massaging the man in the canoe and another finger shoved in her bunghole until she nearly tore my left ear off. then i gave her the hard steel and the 45 best seconds of her life.

                                                gotta keep the life balanced my fellow degenerates....
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                                                • Liza Smitj
                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                  • 12-08-09
                                                  • 3

                                                  #25
                                                  Nice, Thanks for sharing. I feel true love does not need words to be expressed. It can be just understood.
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                                                  • Irish Lumberjack
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-04-07
                                                    • 2086

                                                    #26
                                                    that about sums it up! your a luck man
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                                                    • mcbaseball10
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 02-11-09
                                                      • 2866

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                      bro,

                                                      you've got nothing on me.. i swear to god, i gamble 19hrs a day and she is sooo cool, she don't even ask me to go out to eat supper, she walks to the grocery store 7 times a week (5 min walk) and brings home 3 bags each day. she's in the bedroom all night watching her shows, i am in the Living Room watching my games and gambling. she never bothers me.. all we do is stay home all day and she does her thing and i do mine. i don't even have to eat at the table.. she makes supper, we both take our plates and go in our rooms. we both love our lives. she asks me every 2 hrs at night, so, are you having a good night or are you down.. don't worry, you'll win tonight.. etc...i'm only with her when i go to bed and in the morning when we watch tv.. from noon till 2 am, i don't see her. she makes 1200$ per month part time and hands me her full check and i take care of everything. food, rent, bills, etc..

                                                      i am the luckiest man alive.. never have i ever been this lucky. and she listens to me. whatever i say, she listens. if not, i slap her. and she loves it when i slap her. she's very submissive.. i hit the jackpot with this one. i really did..
                                                      Nicky, be very careful. Do not do anything illegal (anymore), I think you are under the watch of espionage. How many enemies have you made over the years? I hope you are not being blinded by love. This is the easiest way to invade your personal protective barrier. Be careful Nicky. It sounds fishy.
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                                                      • mcbaseball10
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-11-09
                                                        • 2866

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mcbaseball10
                                                        Nicky, be very careful. Do not do anything illegal (anymore), I think you are under the watch of espionage. How many enemies have you made over the years? I hope you are not being blinded by love. This is the easiest way to invade your personal protective barrier. Be careful Nicky. It sounds fishy.
                                                        Wish Nicky would have listened to me back then. I was skeptical from the get go about that girl.
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                                                        • jlgarciaiii22
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 04-14-08
                                                          • 1792

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                          bro,

                                                          you've got nothing on me.. i swear to god, i gamble 19hrs a day and she is sooo cool, she don't even ask me to go out to eat supper, she walks to the grocery store 7 times a week (5 min walk) and brings home 3 bags each day. she's in the bedroom all night watching her shows, i am in the Living Room watching my games and gambling. she never bothers me.. all we do is stay home all day and she does her thing and i do mine. i don't even have to eat at the table.. she makes supper, we both take our plates and go in our rooms. we both love our lives. she asks me every 2 hrs at night, so, are you having a good night or are you down.. don't worry, you'll win tonight.. etc...i'm only with her when i go to bed and in the morning when we watch tv.. from noon till 2 am, i don't see her. she makes 1200$ per month part time and hands me her full check and i take care of everything. food, rent, bills, etc..

                                                          i am the luckiest man alive.. never have i ever been this lucky. and she listens to me. whatever i say, she listens. if not, i slap her. and she loves it when i slap her. she's very submissive.. i hit the jackpot with this one. i really did..
                                                          Damn... Does she have a HOT sister?
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                                                          • robmpink
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-09-07
                                                            • 13205

                                                            #30
                                                            handjobs inc
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