“Best Christmans Decoration”

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  • sam9ball
    SBR MVP
    • 07-01-09
    • 4454

    #1
    “Best Christmans Decoration”


    "Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

    First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

    Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
  • Nicky Santoro
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-08-08
    • 16103

    #2
    wow, that was fake.. i swear i thought it was a real guy.
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    • mcbaseball10
      SBR MVP
      • 02-11-09
      • 2866

      #3
      That is great!
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82899

        #4
        It is fake because the gutter couldn't support 200 lbs.
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        • Nicky Santoro
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-08-08
          • 16103

          #5
          it would have been even more amazing if you lived in a 4 story house and the guy was hanging from 4 stories or even an apt on the 11th floor.. then people would have been panicking even more and screaming.. but even if that guy fell, he'd probably and i say probably.. break a bone in his leg and if he is mobile, just severely twist his ankle..
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          • Nicky Santoro
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 04-08-08
            • 16103

            #6
            i take it back.. he wouldn't even get injured, even if he wasnt mobile. i just noticed there are 3.5 feet high soft bushes that were right under him. so it'd be like falling on a mattress.
            he'd just brush himself off and go back in the house and make a sandwich..
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