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  • mmike032
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-11-08
    • 8905

    #1
    Tiger Wood jokes
    Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she'd hit him. She replied "I'm not sure exactly...put me down for 5."

    The guy was drunk.
    How else can you explain him hitting a tree AND a water hazard on the same drive!!!!

    Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up Tips on how to beat Tiger.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

    Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

    Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

    Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way.

    Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

    Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

    Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
  • 1st and Ten
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-13-09
    • 5131

    #2
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    • MilfDriller
      Restricted User
      • 11-23-08
      • 10186

      #3
      I absolutely love that she went to town on him w/ a gold club.


      That'd be like Arod's ex-wife chasing after him w/ a bat. Thing of beauty!
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        Ha Ha, orale guey!
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • daneblazer
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 09-14-08
          • 27861

          #5
          not a Tiger joke but...

          What does Michael Jackson like best about sleeping with twenty nine year olds? There's twenty of them
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          • jgilmartin
            SBR MVP
            • 03-31-09
            • 1119

            #6
            Originally posted by daneblazer
            What does Michael Jackson like best about sleeping with twenty nine year olds? There's twenty of them
            nice
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            • DrStale
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-07-08
              • 9692

              #7
              What do Tiger Woods and a seal have in common? They both get clubbed by a Norweigan.
              Originally posted by Dark Horse
              If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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