Canadians secretly love the USA
We are spostah hate Americans and every time the subect of the US, an American company or anyting American arises, we Canadians will bash the phuck out of it. Just the way it goes. Secretly though, Canadians all want to live in the US and want to be Americans.
Go to any Wal-mart parking lot and it is packed to the phucking gills (all year 'round, not just during the holidays). You can't find a phucken parking spot but all Canadians will tell you they hate Wal-mart. Phucking hypocrites.
Go over to Buffalo, Port Huron or Detroit and the lines on the bridge to get into the States are INSANE! Canadians will tell you they prefer spending their dollars in Canada but I am onto them. Phucking hypocrites.
What do celebrities do the moment they official arrive to a higher status? They PHUCKING MOVE to the States and start living a better life.
Americans, any Canadian man could mop the floor with you soft motherphuckers but we all want to live there. Let's get the North American union formed already so we can all move south -- WHERE IT'S PHUCKING WARM!
Go to any Wal-mart parking lot and it is packed to the phucking gills (all year 'round, not just during the holidays). You can't find a phucken parking spot but all Canadians will tell you they hate Wal-mart. Phucking hypocrites.
Go over to Buffalo, Port Huron or Detroit and the lines on the bridge to get into the States are INSANE! Canadians will tell you they prefer spending their dollars in Canada but I am onto them. Phucking hypocrites.
What do celebrities do the moment they official arrive to a higher status? They PHUCKING MOVE to the States and start living a better life.
Americans, any Canadian man could mop the floor with you soft motherphuckers but we all want to live there. Let's get the North American union formed already so we can all move south -- WHERE IT'S PHUCKING WARM!
We love you too, Dr. Buzzy!
